Can I see a show of hands from people that think we should bring this back please.
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Can I see a show of hands from people that think we should bring this back please.
These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.
Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.
But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.
The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.
You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-
Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.
So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.
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oh my god i remember seeing this years ago and thinking the fact was real
FUCKING VANTABLACK
where's the bo Burnham x socko fanfics
Hey so I recently realized not everyone knows about the secret 3rd family of amphibians, and since I don’t think anyone has done a bit on them yet, I’m gonna do one myself.
Y’all ever heard of CAECILIANS??????
Yeah, these guys. Many people mistake them for snakes, worms, or burrowing lizards, but they’re actually a family of amphibians that are weird as all FUCK.
First of all, unlike most amphibians, caecilians spend their entire lives on land, surviving by burrowing into moist soil or swimming in shallow streams.
For this reason, many never see a caecilian, even though they’re found around the world in the tropics of Central snd South America, Central Africa, and Southeast Asia.
Getting into the interesting stuff, caecilians, like most amphibians, are largely carnivorous. Yeah, these fuckers have full on fangs.
Not only that they’re also VENOMOUS for some fucking reason. They’re literally the first known amphibian to have venom. It works similar to a Gila monster’s; it sort of just seeps into the puncture wounds made by the bite.
That not creepy enough for you? Read on then!
Caecilians usually lay eggs, but some give live birth. After birth, the baby’s first meal is THE SKIN OF THEIR MOTHER. During pregnancy, females grow a nutrient-rich skin layer that the babies feed on before they strike off on their own.
Fun little parting remark!
These guys can grow up to 5 FEET LONG
Conclusion: More people should know about these things
SHREK 2 (2004)
I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand
In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted
OH MY GOD I ASKED OUT A GIRL TODAY AND WE'RE GOING ON A DATE SOON AHHHHHHH
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
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i work at a home depot?
Please no
SJDFHKJDSFGHJDFSKHGFK I CACKLED
have fun being willie’s socks <3
i WISH
i just am a cartoon villain now
I live in a big gothic castle and eat garlic bread as vampire hunters try to kill me
i live as a rat and drink coffee
heck yeah they're paying me for liking women
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For some reason I read that to the tune of Fly Me To The Moon
to the tune of fly me to the moon, you say?
I can’t believe you wrote me a theme song hold on I have to go sing this to my mom
answer my questions and we'll see, what type of guy you might turn out to be
i got bored so i made a 10-question uquiz for you to find out what type of guy you are and i think its fun. enjoy
this is by far the best uquiz thing I've taken yet
Chess is fucking boring, we should add new pieces
and I have suggestions!!!
Knight w/ Machine Gun. Can kill anything within a 3 square radius (no more of that 2-forward-1-to-the-side nosense)
Archer. normal rook but with a bow & a single arrow, can kill any one piece in its line of sight
Double Agent. one of your opponent's pieces has been turned; it will do your biding when the time comes
Landmine. You get to choose one square that blows up if your opponent lands on it
Nuclear Apocalypse. avoid certain defeat by just flipping over the entire fucking chessboard. just make it rain stupid fucking little wooden castles & horses & shit. tear the board in half with your teeth idgaf
As someone who plays and enjoys chess, I fucking hate this with a burning passion and anyone else I would yell at for this...thing. But since it's from gaud the worst I can do is cringe and reblog. I love chess. I have a passion for it if you will. But this made me so indescribably angry I had to write a reply. I don't do that all the time. But I can't belittle the horrifying creation that is this post because gaud posted it. I physically cannot be mad about this. It's balanced just the way it is! I'm on my fucking knees. I can't be mad at this atrocity that is this post. I leave Tumblr alone for a month and what the fuck
*walks over on my itty bitty cat feet & stares u in the eye as I slowly tip the board over the edge of the counter*
PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO
If you haven't watched But I'm A Cheerleader yet, it's a cute sapphic movie.
oh my god I love that movie so much!!
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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again
Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.
Ahh it’s back.
“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂
Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.
this post is on my dash I feel HONORED
THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH
I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG
On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.
I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!
*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!
THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!
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This is why we stay on Tumblr
to see it up close…
can anyone suggest any cute, romantic lesbian movies? preferably fluff that has a happy ending without homophobia or with little
does anyone else remember this meme?? it’s almost time for the josh showdown
Omg one month til showdown, this is gonna be insane
As a former band nerd, I can tell you that this instrument is finally being used as it should be :D
Also here’s a link to the entire song if you want it - there’s more silliness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0
The slapstick guy is named Grant and according to a YouTube comment:
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, you are a pink, gooey stain on the ceiling that is slowly dripping down onto whoever is unfortunate enough to stand below. no amount of scrubbing can remove them