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what happened to the gรคvle goat the year you were born?
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When you really think about it, Huntrix is a trio of fucking MENACES.
So first of all, their weapons insta kill all demons. You never see them do more than one hit if they use their weapons, most of the fight is just them trying to hit the demons once.
With that in mind, WHY WAS THIS NECESSARY?
OR THIS?
SHE BEAT A DEMON'S FACE IN WITH A FUCKING HOT ASS KETTLE. NO FUCKING REASON TO DO THIS SHE COULD'VE ENDED THEM RIGHT THERE
AND THIS ONE'S GLIDING ON THAT MF. NOT NECESSARY WHATSOEVER!!!!
Like they were really just in it for the love of the game. They have a passion for whooping ass. They wake up excited as hell to jump some demons. If black air force energy was a kpop group it's them. They're on demon time quite a lot for a group of demon hunters. Shit the demons probably talk about them like dudes from Chicago talk about King Von, like they're probably genuinely terrified!
Like they're probably down there telling stories like:
"I look away for two seconds cuz the purple one swung a whole uncooked octopus at me and when I turn around the other two are using my boy Lenny as a jump rope"
"Gwi-ma you don't understand, I can't go back out there. THEY BEAT ME. WITH A PACK. OF RAMYEON. AND THEN THEY PROCEEDED TO SEASON ME."
"They folded up my cousin and used him as a couch for them to play fortnite on... I've never been the same since..."
Honestly, I don't think Rumi was scared ENOUGH of the others finding out about her patterns. Imagine you're half demon and you just watched your best friends whack-a-mole with your brethren as the moles. Like how did watching them write Takedown make you nervous but not the looney tunes ass torture methods they were pulling out every fight???
Thank god they discovered the power of friendship (or lesbianism if you are a partaker in polytrix) because before they were channeling the power of pure hatred.
Huntrix every time they see a demon be like:
I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES
the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs
Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that heโs carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isnโt the first time heโs done this, but itโs easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if heโs screaming it like a frankenstein -but heโs holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -thereโs three wine glasses -oneโs for him.
what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to โum, actuallyโ this, but, um, actually thereโs about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. ย Your average longsword wasย 1.1โ1.8 kg and I donโt even remember if thatโs including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. ย Your more classicย โknight swordโ was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. ย Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on thisโฆ because how could I not.
So youโveย exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you wonโt need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
โhigh fantasy mathโ - the tag I should have expected to write some day.
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Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition
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โTumblr users are all just solitary wizards in their crystal towersโ โ quote from my platonic partner after reading this post lmao
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Remember if youโre out at a store and someone says โThis is a robberyโ you can say โno itโs notโ and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
You can not just say this without dropping the whole story
Ok so,
My dads coworker is at the front and this man comes Up and hands him a document.
The coworker took a Look at the document and while he couldn't read the things written by Hand, because he wasn't wearing his glases, he did notice the Logo of a different Bank so he's like:
"Oh, sorry sir you can't do that here! You have to go to the other Bank for this :)"
The man, visibly confused leaves, but dosen't take the document with him.
The coworker, now just as confused as the Guy actually Takes Out his glases and reads the hand written part:
This is a robbery
Can you imagine trying to rob a god damn bank and the teller just cheerfully tells you to go rob the competition instead
I worked as a bank teller for several years and a few things you should know, bank robberies happen far more frequently than you might think and they come in waves. When a bank gets robbed a notification with photos goes to all banks in the area to be on the lookout. And there are two kinds of robbery, the pass the note and the takeover (what you see in movies).
So our branch had had a big takeover robbery as well as a note one. We also had a teller that had transferred to our branch after having been through a robbery. She was sweet as apple pie, hair up to the ceiling, southern lady who had just been through multiple robberies.
A guy comes in and hands her a folded note. Her immediate thought was โthis guy needs to learn you donโt hand bank tellers notes. I am just not going to read that.โ So how the conversation goes:
Her: how can I help you today?
Him: Iโm here to get money
Her: great *hands him a withdrawal slip*
Him: all the information is on the paper
Her: to process the transaction I need you to put it on my piece of paper
SO HE FILLS OUT A WITHDRAWAL SLIP. Meanwhile another coworker is looking at her latest robbery notification email thinking the guy at the window looks a lot like him but the teller is calm and seems to be following standard transaction.
Back at the window the teller notices his name on the withdrawal slip doesnโt match the name on the account so she asks for his ID. He once again tells her all the relevant info is on the folded note but also gives her his ID and says it is his dadโs account. She tells him he will need a check from his dad to get cash. He grabs the note and leaves.
ONE HOUR LATER
Two new robbery notifications hit our emails, both branches within a mile. It is our guy. Teller goes over to the manager and sheepishly informs them he was here and the time. Security department is notified as are local police and the FBI. The FBI comes over believing that these poor tellers had been robbed for the 3rd time in a month and take her statement. She is completely embarrassed telling them how everything went down and he kept signaling to the note and telling her to read it but she was just done.
To which this FBI agent of 40 years who has been to the scene of many bank robberies (several at this branch in recent weeks) says: Ok. Let me see if I got this right, he came in fully intending to rob you. He gave you the note and you justโฆrefused to read it? So he left and went to the bank literally across the street, handed them the exact same note, and they just handed him five grand? Do I have that correct?โ
Her: I am so embarrassed
FBI: this is best thing I have ever heard. He even handed you his ID! Holy-
Her: I feel so dumb!
FBI: donโt! This is the best thing I have ever heard. This is going to be in training courses. (He sat there giddy for at least 5 more minutes)
I have a similar story from my friend Fred, who is a great human and I like him lots.
He was working at a 7-11 that got robbed a lot, working nights. And he was bored and read though his entire contract and learned if you're shot at work you get $200,000. Also, he hated his boss and the job.
So when a guy came in to rob him at gunpoint he got excited and was able to hatch the plan he had been pondering while dealing with a Shitty Boring Job.
"Dude. Shoot me in the leg. Right here- it'll go through and not hit anything vital and I'll be able to quit this fucking job. I'll give you fifty fucking grand to shoot me in the leg then you can take everything in the register."
This ended with him chasing the weeping attempted burglar out of his store screaming "SHOOT ME YOU FUCKING COWARD I WANT THE MONEY".
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One of my uncles was a branch manager at a local bank when I was a kid. His branch had the dubious honor of being one of- if not the- most robbed bank in the area. There was a bullet hole in the wall behind his desk where he'd been shot at once.
One day, this guy came in and announced he was there to rob the place. This man was smoking a cigar with one hand and had a gun in the other.
My uncle pointed at the "No Smoking" sign and told him in no uncertain terms, "Put that cigar out, or finish it outside first."
This guy, bless his heart, went back outside to finish his cigar.
My uncle locked the door behind him and waited for the cops to show up.
This is what I like to call the Bugs Bunny Deescalation Strategy
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You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever
I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, Iโll bite. Letโs see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.ย
They paid $49 for thisย โfrog-themedโ cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
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I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again
As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD
when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you
that mischief!!
Budapest tram smiling sweetly!!!
Stockholm tram looking at you sorrowfully :โ(
Melbourne tram giving you a wary side-eye
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Iโm convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more
for context reasons, this is how a gif I used in a recent gifset looks like without any adjustments/coloring whatsoever:
and here it is afterwards:
I truly donโt think people realize how dingy and dark most movies and tv shows actually are so they canโt appreciate the work and skill it takes to make gifs look the way your brain โremembersโ it looking.
Another before and after example:
This gif needed 6 different adjustment layers, not including the sharpening process, which is its own separate challenge. The blue window was also changed to green to keep the palette more consistent and to reduce the range of colors needed, because a wider range of colors generally results in worse gif quality since gifs only support a max of 256 (compared to the millions your monitor can display).
yeahโฆ
I was already going to reblog this because gifmakers need all the love, but the little lambie made sure that I was definitely going to do it.
dark scenes are truly the bane of every gifmakerโs soul
The ecosystem of tumblr fandom relies on gif makers - put some respect on their names!!
in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion
we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex
just want to point out that we found this door at one point
WHY
seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me
certified door post