Former One Direction star Liam Payne died after falling from the third floor of his hotel room in Argentina, according to state police.
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Former One Direction star Liam Payne died after falling from the third floor of his hotel room in Argentina, according to state police.
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If your primary childhood home was a house, what is its current estimated value on Zillow? (Consider the home you lived in the longest during your childhood.) If Zillow isn't available in your area, feel free to use another site that estimates property values. If your primary childhood home was not a house, please DO pick the appropriate option at the bottom. (All values in USD)
$1-200,000
$200,001-400,000
$400,001-600,000
$600,001-800,000
$800,001-1,000,000
$1,000,001-1,250,000
$1,250,001-1,500,000
$1,500,001-2,000,000
$2,000,001-$3,000,000
$3,000,001 or more
My primary childhood home was not a house
I'm not going to bother looking this up/show results
If your primary childhood home was a house, what is its current estimated value on Zillow? (Consider the home you lived in the longest during your childhood.) If Zillow isn't available in your area, feel free to use another site that estimates property values. If your primary childhood home was not a house, please DO pick the appropriate option at the bottom. (All values in USD)
$1-$200,000
$200,001-$400,000
$400,001-$600,000
$600,001-$800,000
$800,001-$1,000,000
$1,000,001-$1,250,000
$1,250,001-$1,500,000
$1,500,001-$2,000,000
$2,000,001-$3,000,000
$3,000,001 or more
My primary childhood home was not a house
I'm not going to bother looking this up/show results
I had 3 homes I lived in about the same amount of time as a child. The first is valued at $430k and last sold in 1992 for $141k. It's in a prime historic neighborhood in walking distance of an elementary, middle, and high school. Not sure how much my parents paid for it. The second is valued at $328k and my parents bought it in 1980 for $84k. It's a 3 bedroom 2 bath home on 2 acres.
“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
I made witch soups in my garden
what did you pretend to be when you were a little girl
bride
witch
princess that refused to marry
knight
wizard (harry potter style)
wizard (non harry potter style)
delinquent gang member
archaeologist (indiana jones/the mummy style)
minecraft
barbie doll torturer
i was bald and drank vanilla extract
I would pretend I was stranded on a desert island or in the jungle like Tarzan the late 1970a cartoon. I swear there was that cartoon or another that had Sheena in it and so I'd pretend to be like her. Or sometimes partly like Swiss Family Robinson crossed with Robinson Crusoe. Occasionally a princess that was forced to live alone. Or I would pretend to live in a small house in the woods way out from anywhere.
And all that pretending to be Alone and Away From People and I am in a situation where there is often 5 people in the house and I'm rarely if ever alone.
Minecraft and Harry Potter didn't exist when I was a kid since I'm Gen X
my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.
This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.
Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.
I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?
Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!
BEING INCONSIDERATE OF OTHERS IS STILL BAD.
It was obnoxious when it was youtube.
It was obnoxious when it was music.
It was obnoxious when it was the radio.
It was obnoxious when it was dudes wanting to talk to you instead of letting you just read your freaking book.
Do you want to be this guy? Because being obnoxious in shared spaces is how you become this guy.
Wear your damn headphones like an adult participant in the social contract.
Best art history lesson ever, thank you
Ngl this reminds me of an Alanis Morissette song where she literally confronts the listener with “why are you so petrified of silence?/here, can you handle this?/[stanza of silence]/did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines, or when you think you’re gonna die?/or did you long for the next distraction?”
The problem predates TikTok, but TikTok has made itself addictive and predatory in a way that makes it easier for offenders to ignore the rudeness, because they’ve just got to get their fix.
I’m also going to suggest that to an extent, parenting is to blame. I was at my niece’s gymnastics nationals and trying to hear her scores and this kid in front of me was blaring video game TikToks and his mother finally looked over when I shushed him and said “I’ve told you three times! If I catch you again I’m taking your phone!”
Guess who was back at it five minutes later. Guess who did not lose his phone. And all I could think was…FOUR warnings? I would have gotten one, if I was lucky. Neither my parents nor my grandparents would have tolerated that kind of rudeness.
I work in retail and I am so fucking tired of having to listen to --the overhead music, all the associated sounds with my job from things , kids shrieking, people talking on the phone ON SPEAKER ON LOUD., people listening to a podcast, music,tv show. Kids watching a show on speaker. LOUD
The absolute worst is when someone is blasting their music or podcast at full volume and asks for help and it's hard to hear them.
Would you litter ? Would you just throw your trash on the street ?
No?? Then don't litter with your music,podcast, phone calls etc. wear headphones
This is a slow fandom zone
None of that "Oh no they bomb-dropped all the episodes in a week 1 month ago, I'm late!" "The tag hasn't been active all week is the fandom dead?" "I only got a hundred shares the first hour no one cares about my art"
Slow down
Take a deep breath and slow down
Fandom is YOU. And me and everyone. If we doodle stick figures for a show that ended 30 years ago we aren't "late" or "doing too little", we're playing dolls in our own time and having fun with works of art that mean a lot to us
You can literally watch and engage with something that aired in 2004 as if it aired yesterday
If the tag hasn't been active for 14 months guess what? If YOU post there, it isn't dead. Literally you can talk about anything you want whenever you want there is no weird law against watching things that people aren't actively talk about
Let's be deranged about stories together
Also, if you feel like the space you're in (let's say Tumblr) don't have a lot of fans of the show you like, build the active fandom yourself! Talk about your fave show! Shitpost about it, gif it, write fanfiction about it, literally do anything you like.
I literally just watched a 10 years old show I had zero clue about cause of my lovely mutuals have been posting stuff about it for months and when I decided I want to watch something that show popped up in my mind like a torch.
Cause I've seen it on Tumblr almost everyday.
And there's some kind of beauty in it. You can lure me into anything if you post about it with passion 😌
You can go searching through the Internet for shows that pre date the Internet. You can find them and watch them and love them and squee over them and write fanfic and make vids and write meta and lose yourself in it.
Via @7veritas4 over at That Place.
This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic
people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all
She/her also personally fought against transwomen in prison seeking gender affirmation surgery...
Here’s an article that gives more details on the story, and what Harris said about it. The key points:
It was the California Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation that refused the surgery to the inmates. When the inmates fought the policy in court, as Attorney General of California, it was Harris’s job to represent the Department. Yes, she did it, but it wasn’t something she decided on her own to do. (Also, not for nothing, the inmates won the case.)
Her characterization of the episode: “On that issue I will tell you I vehemently disagree and in fact worked behind the scenes to ensure that the Department of Corrections would allow transitioning inmates to receive the medical attention that they required, they needed and deserved,” Harris said.
A policy now exists for inmates to receive transition-related care in California prisons (although apparently the DoC isn’t doing a great job of holding up its end of the bargain*--quelle surprise).
(*For the record, Harris finished her time as AG and became a Senator shortly after this agreement was reached, so it’s someone else’s job now to enforce it.)
The thing to keep in mind here is that, as Attorney General, Kamala Harris couldn’t wave her hand and have everything in the entire California Department of Justice go exactly as she wanted it--and she won’t be able to as Vice President, either. We currently have a president who thinks that’s how it works, and we’re damned lucky he’s wrong.
She had (and will have to) work with large number of people who hold different views. (Another article I read said that the California Department of Justice, which she ran as AG, employs about 4,800 people--that’s a lot of different views.) If she had refused to back the Department of Corrections in their case, she would have alienated people whose cooperation she needed to be able to rely on. (If she even had the option of not backing them and staying AG--I’m not sure how it works, exactly.) Even people who agreed with her about the specific matter might have disapproved of her hanging her subordinates out to dry. (Another thing our current president does constantly--notice how Harris isn’t saying that the person in her office who actually wrote these briefs is a bad guy that she barely knew.)
So here’s what actually happened when Kamala Harris “fought against transwomen in prison seeking gender affirmation surgery”:
The Department of Corrections had a policy denying gender-affirmation surgery to inmates.
Two inmates fought that policy in court.
Harris defended that policy in court (or, more accurately, was the supervisor of the person who did so--but the legal documents went out under her signature, and she takes responsibility for their content).
Harris also worked to change the policy.
If you’ve had a job, you’ve probably been in the position of having to carry out a policy that you don’t agree with. Your choices are to quit your job in protest or stay and argue that the policy should change. If you pick option B, you still have to follow the policy while you’re working to change it--again, just about the only person in the world who doesn’t know this is Donald J. Trump, because he’s never had a real job where he answered to anybody.
What this incident shows is that Kamala Harris is accustomed to working in a system where she doesn’t always get her own way, and that she knows how to lose the battle to win the war. As VP, she’s going to need those skills--especially if the Republicans keep the Senate, but even if the Democrats sweep everything in November, we’re notoriously bad at all pulling in the same direction. We’ve had about enough of the “I’m taking my ball and going home” style of leadership.
Bringing back this from 2020, because I’ve been seeing the rhetoric machine spinning up again.
The law, especially in a democracy, is a slow and frustrating thing. Lawyers are sometimes put in positions where they are presenting arguments for something they may disagree with.
The reason why a lawyer would agree to do this often comes down to the political theory that we must rigorously and honestly test ideas, and that requires cogent emphatic arguments from both sides.
It’s easy to say in this case that the correct result should be obvious, But we can’t just design a system that says “oh but you can skip the full legal process for stuff that is clearly right/wrong”
BECAUSE THEN THE PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH YOU TAKE THAT IDEA AND USE IT TO PUT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN JAIL OR EXECUTE YOU.
So yes, we apply this really onerous process to things that seem really obvious because we must apply the same standard to everything.
When you don’t you get shit like the current Supreme Court.
And to everyone who says, "Well, she should have just ignored the law, followed our her morals, and done the Right Thing!"
Okay.
Remember Kim Davis, that (now former) county clerk in Kentucky who, in 2015, refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses because of her religious beliefs?
You're basically saying that she was right and legally in the right to do so.
It's tempting, isn't it, to disregard laws and principles because you feel know that it's the right thing to do?
But ignoring the law, pretending you're not bound by it, yeah, that's what entitled, privileged people do. People who think the law doesn't apply to them.
The idea that there's an in-group whom the law protects, but doesn't bind, and an out-group whom the law binds but doesn't protect, is conservative, not progressive.
Advocates for Trans Equality Endorses Vice President Kamala Harris for President | A4TE
The country star has long spoken about her love for all people.
Oh dear... someone's met the consequences of their actions.
"I regret using Dolly as the example for the point I was making in the article,” she said. “As I wrote in the piece, I love her and think she does some incredible things for the world. We all make poor choices in how to frame things sometimes. This was one of those moments for me! Dolly is one of the few people who is beloved by all and who loves all. The world is lucky to have her."
This is weak. She couldn't have made that article without using Dolly Parton. And now she's just upset she's got backlash. It's still a homophobic, hateful article. The author doesn't love Dolly Parton because she hates that Dolly Parton isn't a hateful bigot.
If you need any more reasons not to vote for Republicans.
Texas professors want to be able to fail students who miss class because of an abortion. And refuse to hire them as TAs of they've had an abortion because those students are "criminals". And some lawmakers are embracing this idea
Don't vote for any Republicans.
https://www.salon.com/2024/06/03/texas-professors-to-fail-students-seek-abortions/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=topic%2Fliberal
I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…
Donald Trump says he will end a series of LGBTQ+ protections established by the Biden administration “on day one.”
Vote blue.
Are those "Biden protections" in the room with us at the moment? Go eat shit and die.
They are in fact in the room with us right now.
4/26/24 - Biden/Harris administration incorporates latest rule to the ACA that includes protections on the basis of sexual orientation and improves pre-existing protections for gender identity, mandating nondiscrimination in health care and insurance coverage for LGBTQ+ Americans.
4/19/24 - Biden/Harris administration finalized a Title IX rule that clarifies the scope of nondiscrimination protections on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity throughout educational activities and programs.
1/9/24 - Biden/Harris administration reverses Trump/Pence era “License to Discriminate” rules.
6/8/23 - Biden personally announces a series of initiatives that include efforts to protect queer and trans foster youth, improve access to mental health services for LGBTQ+ youth and address the rise in hate-fueled violence.
4/26/23 - Biden/Harris administration files lawsuit against the state of Tennessee, challenging the constitutionality of recently enacted legislation banning age-appropriate, medically necessary gender-affirming care for transgender youth.
2/7/23 - Biden uses his SotU address to encouraged Congress to pass the Equality Act “to ensure LGBTQ Americans, especially transgender young people, can live with safety and dignity.”
12/13/22 - Biden signs the Respect for Marriage Act, one of the biggest legislative wins in the fight for LGBTQ+ equality in over a decade, guaranteeing federal rights, benefits and obligations of marriages in the federal code for same-sex couples. The legislation also repealed the Defense of Marriage Act and affirmed public acts, records and proceedings should be recognized by all states.
8/4/22 - Biden/Harris administration declares Monkeypox a public emergency and wields federal power to ensure equal access in the distribution of vaccines and treatment.
3/21/22 - Biden/Harris administration takes steps on Transgender Day of Visibility to protect trans Americans that includes issuing passports with an “X” gender marker, streamlining identity verification during the travel experience and providing resources to transgender kids and their families.
And that’s just the last two years, without including any educational or research work done towards new policies or educating Americans about LGBTQ identities and politics, like displaying parts of the AIDS quilt in the White House or regularly acknowledging Pride, days of visibility, or other issues within the community.
You may be too young to remember this, but Biden was one of the first major federal-level politicians to support gay marriage, and he dragged Obama along kicking and screaming to the finish line. This administration is one of the strongest allies the LGBTQ community has had. Ever.
For the many many people who do not seem to understand how a government actually works, this doesn't mean Biden himself came up with these decisions, but they were approved and implemented by Congress because conservatives didn't have both the presidency and a majority. They desperately want the white house right now because it will allow them to make any policy changes they want uncontested.
FUCKING VOTE FOR BIDEN. We all know it's a sucky choice! We all know we hate the "lesser of two evils" game! I supported Bernie Sanders for 8 years and I still grit my teeth and voted for Hillary! What happened? Trump packed the supreme Court, got Roe turned over, they increased legal discrimination by religious people against minorities, and they're letting trump run roughshod over our justice system. This isn't just a president. This is an entire goddamn government and you need to get your fucking ass out, registered to vote, and vote EARLY, for your entire ballot. State Senate, state House, state judiciary, vote for someone for the local fucking dog catcher and mining inspector. This is so fucking important. I'm mad about Gaza too, I've written to my representatives about it, but I'm voting for Biden, because this is what we have to do.
Does anyone remember Reagan's 1980 plot to put disabled children in institutions rather than public education? It never passed, because Joe Biden teamed up with my husband's mother and hundreds of mothers of disabled kids to help defeat it. He might be unwanted but he's our only choice right now.
It always amazes me when one of these posts comes up, because there are all of these landmark things that the Biden administration has done that I’ve just. Literally never heard about. I’ve only heard about the bad and/or controversial decisions
Wonder why that is…
Look at a everything the GOP has done to strip LGBTQIA rights away and rights of women on state levels. THAT will happen on a federal level if we end up with Trump and. GOP controlled Congress. And to some level with just Trump.
Trump in office gets us closer to Christian Nationalism taking more control.
Go take a look at Project 2025 and the potential new Texas GOP platform. Now it's a state platform but it's not far off from Project 2025.
Here are some of the things in it :
“We believe gender modification and any form of gender affirming care for minors does not constitute medical care and is, in fact, child abuse. Further, there shall be no attempt to engage in so-called “gender affirming” medical or mental health intervention for persons between the ages of 18 and 26, including:
a. Intervening in any way to prevent natural progression of puberty.
b. Administering or providing opposite sex hormones .
c. Performing any surgery on healthy body parts of that person.
d. Assigning name and/or pronoun changes.”
In line with a lot of the GOP (the party of Trump) it would secure the right to life and equal protection at the moment of fertilization "Abortion is not healthcare it is homicide.”
DO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP.
Hate Biden all you want but not voting for him is too big of a risk.
it is just so damn dishonest to act like slavery had nothing to do with the Civil War or was of minimal importance
"the south wanted to preserve their way of life" which was made possible by what
"the south were protecting their rights" which right exactly was that
"the south didn't want to be in the union anymore" yeah what happened in the union that made it seem like it wasn't working out anymore
"the south was suffering economically" and what was the foundation of the southern economy
If you really want proof that the Civil War was about slavery you can look at Alexander H Stephens "Cornerstone Speech". Stephens was the Vice President of the Confederacy. The Cornerstone Speech does mention a variety of "improvements" that the Confederacy will have over the US (things like no tariffs, not spending money to help municipalities with things like harbors or if there are issues at the mouth of rivers like the Mississippi those would be handled by the state, differences in the Cabinet, no 2nd term for President, etc) and then comes this
But not to be tedious in enumerating the numerous changes for the better, allow me to allude to one other though last, not least. The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution African slavery as it exists amongst us the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution. Jefferson in his forecast, had anticipated this, as the "rock upon which the old Union would split." He was right. What was conjecture with him, is now a realized fact. But whether he fully comprehended the great truth upon which that rock stood and stands, may be doubted. The prevailing ideas entertained by him and most of the leading statesmen at the time of the formation of the old constitution, were that the enslavement of the African was in violation of the laws of nature; that it was wrong in principle, socially, morally, and politically. It was an evil they knew not well how to deal with, but the general opinion of the men of that day was that, somehow or other in the order of Providence, the institution would be evanescent and pass away. This idea, though not incorporated in the constitution, was the prevailing idea at that time. The constitution, it is true, secured every essential guarantee to the institution while it should last, and hence no argument can be justly urged against the constitutional guarantees thus secured, because of the common sentiment of the day. Those ideas, however, were fundamentally wrong. They rested upon the assumption of the equality of races. This was an error. It was a sandy foundation, and the government built upon it fell when the "storm came and the wind blew."
Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth. This truth has been slow in the process of its development, like all other truths in the various departments of science. It has been so even amongst us. Many who hear me, perhaps, can recollect well, that this truth was not generally admitted, even within their day. The errors of the past generation still clung to many as late as twenty years ago. Those at the North, who still cling to these errors, with a zeal above knowledge, we justly denominate fanatics. All fanaticism springs from an aberration of the mind from a defect in reasoning. It is a species of insanity. One of the most striking characteristics of insanity, in many instances, is forming correct conclusions from fancied or erroneous premises; so with the anti-slavery fanatics.
There are some people who try to downplay the speech and Stephens and say that he wasn't that important or that it's not an Official Document. But it's still the Vice President of the Confederacy laying down his reasons for Succession and what the Confederate States of America will be about.
There are also people who will say he was misquoted or misunderstood and slavery wasn't really going to be the cornerstone. Stephens himself claimed he was misrepresented by the reporter who transcribed the Cornerstone speech but his issues seem to be more about how the speech made it sound like the CSA Constitution was going to do something the original one didn't, when all the CSA Constitution was doing the same thing as the US Constitution (making slavery legal). And also, he doesn't like some things about slavery, but he still thinks that slavery is the natural order of things. He also restates that slavery was the reason for succession --because the Northern states didn't uphold their constitutional obligations with things like the Fugitive Slaves Act and that is a breach of compact. He also restates his belief that slavery was the natural order of things.
This is the entire diary entry :
As for my Savanna speech, about which so much has been said and in regrd to which I am represented as setting forth "slavery" as the "corner-stone" of the Confederacy, it is proper for me to state that that speech was extemporaneous, the reporter's notes, which were very imperfect, were hastily corrected by me; and were published without further revision and with several glaring errors. The substance of what I said on slavery was, that on the points under the old Constitution out of which so much discussion, agitation, and strife between the States had arisen, no future contention could arise, as these had been put to rest by clear language. I did not say, nor do I think the reporter represented me as saying, that there was the slightest change in the new Constitution from the old regarding the status of the African race amongst us. (Slavery was without doubt the occasion of secession; out of it rose the breach of compact, for instance, on the part of several Northern States in refusing to comply with Constitutional obligations as to rendition of fugitives from service, a course betraying total disregard for all constitutional barriers and guarantees.)
I admitted that the fathers, both of the North and the South, who framed the old Constitution, while recognizing existing slavery and guarnateeing its continuance under the Constitution so long as the States should severally see fit to tolerate it in their respective limits, were perhaps all opposed to the principle. Jefferson, Madison, Washington, all looked for its early extinction throughout the United States. But on the subject of slavery - so called - (which was with us, or should be, nothing but the proper subordination of the inferior African race to the superior white) great and radical changes had taken place in the realm of thought; many eminent latter-day statesmen, philosophers, and philanthropists held different views from the fathers.
The patriotism of the fathers was not questioned, nor their ability and wisdom, but it devolved on the public men and statesmen of each generation to grapple with and solve the problems of their own times.
The relation of the black to the white race, or the proper status of the coloured population amongst us, was a question now of vastly more importance than when the old Constitution was formed. The order of subordination was nature's great law; philosophy taught that order as the noraml condition of the African amongst European races. Upon this recognized principle of a proper subordination, let it be called slavery or what not, our State institutions were formed and rested. The new Confederation was entered into with this distinct understanding. This principle of the subordination of the inferior to the superior was the "corner-stone" on which it was formed. I used this metaphor merely to illustrate the firm convictions of the framers of the new Constitution that this relation of the black to the white race, which existed in 1787, was not wrong in itself, either morally or politically; that it was in conformity to nature and best for both races. I alluded not to the principles of the new Government on this subject, but to public sentiment in regard to these principles. The status of the African race in the new Constitution was left just where it was in the old; I affirmed and meant to affirm nothing else in this Savannah speech.
My own opinion of slavery, as often expressed, was that if the institution was not the best, or could not be made the best, for both races, looking to the advancement and progress of both, physically and morally, it ought to be abolished. It was far from being what it might and ought to have been. Education was denied. This was wrong. I ever condemned the wrong. Marriage was not recognized. This was a wrong that I condemned. Many things connected with it did not meet my approval but excited my disgust, abhorrence, and detestation. The same I may say of things connected with the best institutions in the best communities in which my lot has been cast. Great improvements were, however, going on in the condition of blacks in the South. Their general physical condition not only as to necessaries but as to comforts was better in my own neighbourhood in 1860, than was that of the whites when I can first recollect, say 1820. Much greater would have been made, I verily believe, but for outside agitation. I have but small doubt that education would have been allowed long ago in Georgia, except for outside pressure which stopped internal reform.
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"If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan."
"So you make plans that fail."
"No!"
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How to make a story anonymous on AO3:
So you want to write something but don't want your name tied to it? Maybe it's something controversial, maybe it's something personal, maybe it's simply something for a fandom you don't normally write for. Regardless of why you might post something Anon, here's how you do it.
When you go into Post New there's a section called: Associations.
This is where you can make a set of stories a series, make a fic chaptered, gift a story to someone, and give inspiration credit to other stories.
It's also where you can participate in events and such by adding your story to a collection. Those who have participated in events are likely familiar with the box labeled: Post to Collections / Challenges.
You'll need to type anonymous into the box and it should bring up something like below:
Now I'm not 100% sure these all do the same thing but the one highlighted "Anonymous (anonymous)", I know for sure makes your fics anonymous.
Now when you post it, no one will know it was you. To you the story will appear to read Anonymous [Your Ao3 Name] but to everyone else it will only read as Anonymous.
If you ever want to reclaim your story you just go into Edit and hit the x button next to the collection.
Your story will be removed from the collection and you'll be reveled as the author.
How to Orphan a work:
There's two ways to do this:
1) Orphaning one fic
You hit the Edit button on the fic and over on the far right will be a button that says Orphan Work.
Hit that and you'll be taken to a warning page about how you can't undo orphaning a story.
At the bottom will be an option to hide your username (pesud) or to leave it attached to the work.
The first option is the orphan_account. This adds your fic to the countless others under the same name.
The second option is username (orphan_account). This makes a new account which all stories orphaned by you will be posted under so long as you select to keep your pesud.
2) Orphan everything
Go to preferences. Hit Orphan Works and you can orphan all your stories at once. I can't say whether you can choose to keep your pesud or not this way as I've never done it like this.
Bonus: Idk why but I orphaned a series of fics while they were under Anonymous and they still appear under Anonymous and I think its because even when you orphan a work it stays in the collections it's posted to.
So, why am I telling you this?
Because people love your stories and if you ever need a clean break or something, here's two options that allow you a clean cut and your fans to keep the stories they love.
Of course if you still find deleting to be the best option that's up to you but as someone who has in the past written both anonymously and has orphaned works, I figured I'd share.
Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”
“7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlord”
“Sesame Street, but like… for adults”
“This one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government and…it didn’t go very well.”
“Argentinian gold digger teaches her country the joys of fascism.”
“Disfigured guy in the friendzone thinks his student owes him a relationship for teaching her how to sing.”
“Woman who sucks at being a nun becomes a homewrecker, flees from the Nazis with new family.”
“presidential assassins”
“The ridiculously complicated love lives of anthropomorphic trains.”
The Newsboys’ Strike of 1899.
The secret life of cats
A factory that makes shoes, for drag queens.
A dance audition where whoever has the best childhood trauma story gets a speaking role.
Organ repossession
Jesus’ Crucifixion, set to funky rock
The first two Evil Dead movies condensed into one coherent plot and you’re the one who gets sprayed in blood.
So there are these monks…
So these two guys are writing a musical and get two of their friends to take part in it…
Ok, so like everything above, and a lot of Shakespeare jokes, mashed together.
Hey kids, let’s put on a show in a barn
All the people who have ever tried to kill a President of the United States hanging out together.
Somehow a love triangle is more important than the entire French Revolution.
A hard-boiled crime novelist invents a really incompetent detective and then they yell at each other
Teen girl in the Wild West shoots lots of guns
Class differences in the colonial Caribbean leads to a girl turning into a tree
Jesus and friends set to lighter funky rock
An Aristophanes comedy but with references to the Bush administrations’ lies about the Iraq war
a con man successfully swindles an entire town out of their money for weeks and does not experience a single consequence
Some of my favorites:
Preislamic iraqi prince falls in love with a conman’s daughter because he likes shiny objects, this leads to a major political figure being drowned at a party.
Shakespeare, but with a lot of secret gay pining songs thrown in.
Vanilla kids accidentally crash a BDSM party
The entire works of the Grimm Brothers, happening at the same time.
Lovestruck idiots on a boat
Conman thinks he can scam a librarian. Failing that, he attempts to teach Iowans music.
…and that’s not even getting into the stuff that’s actually for kids, which is even weirder.
the annual spelling be at a local highschool
lions experience a fascist coup
Sensationalist media, but with jazz!
A comic strip nobody likes, and not even the parts that are actually in the paper, just the meet-cute origin that doesn’t have anything to do with fighting smugglers
Man attacks inanimate objects, hooker cringes with second-hand embarrassment.
The Little Mermaid, but happening inside Starship Troopers.
Okay, but I don’t actually think you have to explain to anyone that Cats is about the secret life of cats. It’s literally called Cats. It’s exactly what it says on the tin. The movie adaptation, on the other hand…
someone PLEASE identify each of these musicals for me!!! I don’t know much about musicals but would LOVE to watch most of these after reading these descriptions!
In order: i don’t know, Little shop of horrors, idk, Hamilton, Rent, Avenue Q, Les Miserables, idk, Phantom of the Opera, Sound of Music, idk, idk, Newsies, Cats, Kinky Boots, Fame (?), Repo! The Genetic Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, idk, idk, idk, idk, idk, idk, Les Mis again?, idk, idk, idk, Jesus Christ Superstar again, idk, idk, idk, idk, idk, Into the Woods (?), idk, idk, idk, The Lion King, Chicago(?), idk, idk, Starkid
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Filling in some of the “I don’t knows”:
Spring Awakening, Little Shop of Horrors, Heathers, Hamilton, Rent, Avenue Q, Les Miserables, Evita, Phantom of the Opera, Sound of Music, Assassins, Starlight Express, Newsies, Cats, Kinky Boots, Fame, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, Evil Dead The Musical, idk (monks), [title of show], Something Rotten, Shucked (?), Assassins again, absolutely Les Mis again, idk (crime novelist), Annie Get Your Gun, Once on This Island, Jesus Christ Superstar again, The Frogs (?), The Music Man (?), idk (preislamic iraqi prince), idk (Shakespeare but gay pining), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, definitely Into the Woods, Anything Goes, definitely The Music Man, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, The Lion King, could be Chicago but I thiiink could also be All That Jazz (?), Li’l Abner, idk (man attacks inanimate objects), Starship (a Starkid musical)
Anyone else got the last few?
Someone informed me the 2nd Jesus one is actually Godspell.Anyway, I’m shocked “Wizard of Oz feminist retcon fanfiction” (Wicked) and “Wizard of Oz but everybody is Black and in the disco scene” (The Wiz) didn’t make the list.
Don’t forget the one about the forced westernization of Japan in the 19th century. Or the one based on an Ingmar Bergman film. Or Medea, but make it Creole and set it in New Orleans.
Charlemagne’s son is a whiner who takes a year off. Wackiness ensues.
I’m not seeing the one about the butcher, the baker, and the meat pies with a special ingredient in there, but I could be missing it on account of my jet lag.
(poll) how old were you when you got your first gray hair
under 16
17-18
19-20
21-22
23-24
25-26
27-28
29-30
31-32
33 or older
i have no gray hairs and im 25 or younger
i have no gray hairs and im 26 or older
graying is sexy btw dont forget it. excuse the arbitrary options idk what the average range is
I was in my late 40s. Not sure why there is a cut off at 33.