Rai

She/Her. Pan. Currently into Honkai Impact 3rd and most of all, Kiana Kaslana. Mikomisa and Psydea are canon under my roof.

[lara-a-fada]

Especial edition of Sorcerer Weekly

Full pic and their reactions

[sedlex]

Impeccable music choice here:

[emeraldhyacinth]

On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch

[kisnin]

YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

[the-haiku-bot]

YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD

START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST

IMMEDIATELY

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cynical-gamer-media]

Edelgard is the character of all time.

She's canonically bisexual. She canonically has a chronic condition. She canonically has a disability (PTSD). She's a nerd. She's a loser (affectionate). She's a theatre kid. She thought chopping vegetables with an axe was acceptable. She's unsubtle about her views. She loves her friends so much. She thinks herself unlovable; a living weapon. She wants to change the world through actions. She wants to gorge on sweets all day. She's cringe but free (Black Eagles Strike Force).

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

[theoneandonlyespa]

ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE

[obsessed-with-greek-mythology897]

I have never hit the reblog button so fast

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this can’t be happening.

[atsuchiii]

I know Renako is with both Mai and Ajisai in the Watanare LN but I also kinda want her to get with satsuki too hxjdjsjs

[andhumanslovedstories]

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

[andhumanslovedstories]

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

[birdthany]

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

[realitycheckbounced]

once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person

[tucsonhorse]

That moment when you recognize someone from the Devil’s Sacrament

[atsuchiii]

thinking thoughts.....instead of louise summoning saito in that familiar summoning ritual she ends up making herself the vessel of the herrscher of the void..

like louise is a void mage??? It's SO fitting and herrschers are born through their host's anger and hatred and shit and louise after getting bullied and mocked for her lack of magical progress plus her failing the summoning ritual would be her last straw. the will of the honkai would see this girl desperate to prove herself and be like hmmm you need to become my envoy.

and for comedic purposes, louise retains her humanity and doesn't go complete world destroyer previous era style. instead she now shares her body with the herrscher persona (who is essentially the manifestation of all her anger and hatred) and she has to deal with the fact that it keeps telling her to destroy the world and kill everyone like an annoying devil in her shoulder

[johan-the-unknown]

We need more people talking about this, anyone who sees this and watch it all the way through, do your best at Spreading The Word, we need to make a stance more than ever.

[atsuchiii]

Me when I want to play genshin and star rail for the lore because I LOVE a good lore game but I don't like the play style AND I don't have any storage on my phone

[atsuchiii]

trying to write a life in adventure fanfiction but I haven't completed every storyline or epilogue and there are no transcripts available online

[atsuchiii]

Listen. I absolutely ADORE canajane (and also fraxus) but miraxus is genuinely one of the hottest and most aesthetically pleasing ship in all of fairy tail like hello??? They're literally (two of) the sexiest ppl in all of ft and their face cards absolutely slay.

I think if they somehow ever get tgt in universe Sorcerer Weekly would blow up and everyone would never recover

Though I hc mirajane as a lesbian (and laxus as bi) xjsjjsjxs maybe they'd be fiore's hottest exes instead

[atsuchiii]

currently rewatching fairy tail and I just realized that durandal is SO erza coded

[atsuchiii]

life in adventure is so homophobic like what do you MEAN I can't romance princess esit or female ternach with a female character

[flawedfemalecharacter]

every time majet rejects me i feel heartbreak like i've never felt before

[atsuchiii]

Randomly thought about a no Salem Beacon era au where Weiss wanted to find a way to win over the public (for heiress things) and piss off her dad at the same time so Sun just decides that they make a YouTube channel together.

Cue both of them going viral because the SDC heiress AND a faunus??? making YouTube videos together???? Remnant is not prepared.

[kaiyeti]

It would probably work better if it started with her and Blake since she doesn't really like Sun at first and it evolve into her and Sun being besties.

[atsuchiii]

in this au weiss and sun are already besties (after being introduced to each other)

Actually I DID think about it being weiss and blake at first but I don't think blake would be the type of person to suggest making a YouTube account that literally everyone in Remnant can watch. But Sun probably would so I chose him.

[atsuchiii]

Randomly thought about a no Salem Beacon era au where Weiss wanted to find a way to win over the public (for heiress things) and piss off her dad at the same time so Sun just decides that they make a YouTube channel together.

Cue both of them going viral because the SDC heiress AND a faunus??? making YouTube videos together???? Remnant is not prepared.

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

“And then, upon announcing to me that he could no longer stand to live with his love unrequited, hurled himself into the sea… that was the last thing he said to me, the last person to see him before his death... I was helplessly unable to stop this tragedy…”

“You pushed him off a cliff, my lady?”

“Yes I pushed him off a cliff”

[1000cavalry]

Odysseus: so how many suitors are we dealing with?

Telemachus: well there were 108 at the start but they’ve been reduced to 74

Odysseus: oh some of them left? We are still outnumbered

Eurymeus: actually it’s now only 43. Penelope took out a lot more while you were gone Telemachus

Odysseus: Penelope has been killing them?

Eurymaus: well there has been a lot of… suspicious accidents

Telemachus: My favourite was the guy who fell down three flights of stairs and got impaled on two swords in the process

[kindred-spirit-93]

@dootznbootz come get yall juice :D

[dootznbootz]

Look, she's of naiad descent. It's not her fault some people can't swim.

[emmikay]

Odysseus, tears in his eyes: That's my girl!