Hotdog Groomer

this is a destiel blog with an occasional sprinkle of not-spn // 25 // Shey // she-they // enby in the eeby deeby

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[gracesledomas]

Psycho Goreman (2020) dir. Steven Kostanski

[quibbs]

zevran and alistair give me an extremely specific emotion

[ladysantos]

rdr2 but arthur is a butch woman

[kazoo-goddess]

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Original post by @yeeeem

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🎺❗️ 🎺❗️ 🎺❗️ 🎺❗️ 🎺❗️

It’s fun to stay at the Y M M M!

It’s fun to stay at the Y M M M~ee~ay~

They have ONE thing.

They have NO Man!

You can Go There!

WhyYy Y yy Y y—

Stay at the Y M M M!

It’s fun to stay at the Y~y. M M M! (ee-ay~)

[kazoo-goddess]

This is an incredible transcription, thank you so much

[byjove]

only found out about the Okinawan blueberry hermit crab today and I’m already in love. his soulful little eyes. his purpleness.

[byjove]

they perpetually look like they just heard their parents fighting

[mwagneto]

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

[mwagneto]

no fucking way💀

[mwagneto]

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

[ferrousferrule]

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[kat-snow2613]

Reblog to save a life

[e-the-village-cryptid]

“However, if you’re ending your dialogue with a question mark or exclamation point, you no longer need the comma!” he called after the others.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#or worse. or weirder. or exactly the same but their blorbo is allowed to say Fuck

[kasnas]

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

[synethic]

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

[kasnas]

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

[kasnas]

this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

[kasnas]

….i just turned 25…hi….life is beautiful………and i’m still dancing

[valtsv]

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

[valtsv]

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings

[redwing]

hes still trying to get comfy…

[a-gay-catgirl]

staying up late: hehe

waking up tired as fuck: not hehe

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[virgoboy]

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

[amithedevil]

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