Just Bees Innit

They/them. Disabled physicist. Obsessed with ttrpgs, larping, the stars, and sewing.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[memewhore]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from David Johnston (@/ dl_johnston) reading: Welp! *slaps knees while getting out of bed* The fresh horrors aren't going to face themselves /End ID]

[yournonbinarypal]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."

[microwavethief]

"average small seaside town has 3 curses on it" factoid actualy just statistical error. average small seaside town has 0 curses on it. Widows Bay, Located in New England & who’s residents experience the horrors everyday of the week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[grumpy-gh0st]

Sometimes it's not your circus but you are the monkey

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

[old-world-bird]

I regret nothing

[hereticqueen2000]

I love every damn thing about it.

[faerytale-wings]

Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

[faerytale-wings]

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

[radwolf76]

[faerytale-wings]

I don’t even need to update him, he’s still reading the tags.

He also took the opportunity on our monthly discord call last night to proudly inform his mom and sister of his recent tumblr fame.

He perhaps did not consider that he might have to explain “top or bottom queen” to his mom.

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[76ello]

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

[theoriginalfool]

oh miette

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I don’t understand why these kingdoms keep collapsing just as I send my orc army to deliver their doordash, like, do you want this Wizard pizza or not?!

[wellrat]

The king might have a orc allergy

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

then they should be putting it in the section for “any allergies or restrictions?”!

[wellrat]

Huh thats weird

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

great, and now the face stealer is loose again! What a day, what a day

[the-haiku-bot]

great, and now the face

stealer is loose again! What

a day, what a day

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[teobug]

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[knightwithahundredkings]

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[kyraneko]

I already lost it at "that time we ate our prime minister" and "Uh. That" didn't really help.