THE WATER IS RISEN. SO IS THE SUN. WE WILL ENDURE.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[cherrydj-l]

there's no way anyone believed them

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[numberonevirginiansimp]

Diversity win! Spiritual successor to the Folgers incest comercial is gay!

[ashenmind]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

How is that incestuous? Me and my sisters are that close. When my older sister was working and had to travel a lot and I'd look after her kids and house she called me her sister wife. Yall are just mean.

[gerrysherry]

As a person from the south I can’t judge y’all but like it’s giving certain vibes y’all

[elvencantation]

#The thing is there's nothing terrible in this#going on your vacation with your sister who loves and supports you instead of your shitty ex-boyfriend sounds like a nice time#UNFORTUNATELY#'My sister's the best boyfriend I've never had' is certainly a sentence#it's even something that I could see maybe a REAL PERSON saying kidding around#but this isn't being said by a real person - it's a script for a commercial#so a company CHOSE to associate that sentence with their product#On purpose!#and many people along the way had to approve this! (via @jabberwockypie)

[glowingghosty]

1. the close-up of the sister's lips when she says "pick me" in a whisper, followed by a sensually lit shot of her hair being blown in the wind

2. "sure we were the only sisters on that... romantic cruise..."

3. them both watching a guy make out with a girl (locking eyes with him) then giggling at each other before finding each other's gaze

4. the already legendary "my sister is the best boyfriend i've never had" really is up there with "you're my present this year"

bonus! "do more" being the motto of the brand is unfortunately juxtaposed here tbh...

just in case anyone was still not seeing it

[ingridverse]

[nods in elsanna]

[let-it-show]

How is this the first time I've seen this

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[goldensunset]

hi your post reads like a poem to me

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[coleslaw-frosting]

I love Binface so much.

[kedamakedama]

🦅

[ceruleanheaven]

happy might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me monday

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[knottahooker]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Of all the oddball food I've tried like this -- figgy pudding spam, taco truck jellybeans are the ones that come to mind -- I've never actively had to spit out the food before I could swallow, the way I had to with the Gravy Jellybean. It was like a gym shoe full of half-cooked onions. I can still feel the bile in my throat.

[nextlevelsmp3]

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ageae]