i donāt know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing iāve ever seen
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i donāt know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing iāve ever seen
this is so neat
Mark Hamill is like the Tony Hawk of cartoon voice actors; in spite of the fact that heās been doing it for decades and has played some of the most well known characters in some of the most popular shows around, everybody is still absolutely flummoxed to learn that their favourite character was voiced by Mark Hamill.
I am beside myself with this information. Absolutely dumbfounded. Spent my lunch break nearly crying in confusion and/or relevation reading a wikipedia article
I think my favourite is the short where Joker (voiced by Mark Hamill) teams up with the Trickster (voiced by Mark Hamill) to kidnap famous voice actor Mark Hamill (voiced by Mark Hamill), only for the villainous duo to be defeated by Swamp Thing (voiced by Mark Hamill).
C'mon man, you gotta at least share it!
Literally Iāve seen this post so many times and only now having watched the short do I also know that Mark Hamill assists in his own rescue by doing the voices of the Joker and Trickster to trick them into fighting and driving onto grass where Swamp Thing can capture them.
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I had a kid who I had named Mitochondria, who eventually grew up to become a prison warden. Whenever people would ask me what she did for a living, I would tell them, āMitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.ā I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.
Throw back to that one user that dreamt they were wearing a shirt with corn on it and called it a crop top and woke themes laughing
Also throwback to the user who met the father named Dean fishing with his son Bean and (disappointined) Sean.
you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!
Why does Fearow sound like that
āPika?ā
*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*
āPika pika!ā
Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like āf$&@!ā. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and yāall better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.
Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to āhave fun with itā during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. āPG.ā
āOh, so you canāt use anything that Iāve said at allā
āNo, no we cant.ā
āWell why didnt you guys stop me sooner??ā
āYou were having fun with it.ā
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, sayingĀ āoh!! whatās this? whatās this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????ā while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill⦠then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until heās so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again.Ā as soon as heās eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing Iāve ever read
Fuck minimalism. All my homies hate minimalism. My room looking like an I Spy book
If I see one more person with plain white walls and no furnishing besides a bed with solid color sheets, a huge PC setup, and a single LED strip around their ceiling Iām gonna snap
Now that itās 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so hereās a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year
Burst Water Line Checklist
Call your insurance carrier directly on their 800 number. Do this as early in the morning as you possibly can so youāre in queue. The wait time for an adjuster can be up to 5 days so you are going to need to do what you can until they get to you.
Turn the water off either at the street or at your main water intake.
Call a plumber now. Get on their list. Have the plumber save the part that is broken.
Ditto for water mitigation. Until they get outā¦Get things as dry as you reasonably can. If you use towels or bedding to absorb water, count how many. Your insurance may reimburse you for laundry costs or replace the towels.
Take pictures of everything you can before you throw it away. Get labels on furniture if you can. Same with electronics. Make a list; it will make handling the claim faster if you do this as you go. Take down the brand, make/model, where you bought it, and how old it is. Only toss it if it is actually damaged beyond repair. Wet does not equal unsalvageable.
Take pictures of the carpets, padding, flooring, drywall, etc before you rip it out. Save a 12x12 piece if you can since the insurance may need it for sample analysis (aka getting you more money).
Keep track of how many hours you spend doing mitigation. Your insurance may reimburse you.
If you rent a dumpster or trailer, keep the receipt.
If you need to go to a hotel because your house is unlivable (no power + no water), save the receipt. If you need to order food, save the receipt.
Take pics of the food in your fridge/freezer, in detail if you can. Your insurance may reimburse you.
Some of the home improvement stores will rent dehumidifiers. If theyāre out, document that they are out before you buy one. Save the receipt.
You are not alone. Itās going to be okay. Just take a deep breath and call your insurance. Good luck!
Iāll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just stop talking to me for months at a clip.
At one point she straight up blocked me and bragged to mutual friends about it. Friends went to me and told me to move on and that itās her loss. Her and I didnāt talk for 2 years. In that time, I moved on to the point of getting married. Soon after I got married, she popped in to see if I was single still and lost her shit when she found out I had gotten hitched.
She tried to convince me to get a divorce and called me and idiot for getting married in the first place.
The best part⦠When she asked why I didnāt wait for her to ācome aroundā. I told her she gave me no choice but to move on when she blocked me.
This was her answer: well a block is only temporary. You should have just waited for it to end then hit me up!
Yeahā¦. Iām so glad I didnāt.
fuck those people who play these games
People who play these games should be kneecapped
My dad nearly fell into this trap. He was engaged to a woman who would go silent for a while after an argument. Dad finally told her, āEither youāre by my side or youāre not. Iām not playing these high school games anymore. If you love me, talk to me. Otherwise, weāre done.ā
He ended up marrying another woman who never played games with him and helped his better side come out.
This advise can go for anyone out there: if your SO is doing this shit, tell them to cut it out or youāre leaving. And follow through on that threat.
Okay but if Iām gonna reblog this I need to tell you guys the story of this legendary pachirisu So in the competitive Pokemon scene, thereās whatās called aĀ āmetagameā, which is whatās generally used and what is/isnāt allowed in competitive battling. Certain pokemon are banned from theĀ āmetaā because of being too powerful. Others arenāt generally used because there are better alternatives, or theyāre simply too weak. People base their entire strategies around the expectation that theyāll be facing certain pokemon, and attempt to counter them with certain pokemon. But the problem with this meta is, during the 2014 World Championships, there were a small number of pokemon choices that everybody had.Ā Gardevoir, Kangeskhan, Salamence, Tyranitar, Talonflame, Garchomp⦠the same pokemon coming up again and again. Things werenāt really all that interesting. And then came the Double Battle World Championship.Ā And this guy.
Park Se Jun. One of the best players in the world. He used a Pachirisu with Nuzzle (a move with 100% paralysis chance), Super Fang (cuts targetās HP in half) and Follow Me (a move that redirects attacks AWAY from allied pokemon), and equipped with a recently-buffed Sitrus Berry. And he turned the metagame on its head, because nobody in the championships had prepared for anything outside their incredibly restrictive expectations. Their strategies and planning were completely tripped up by an electric squirrel. Battling his Pachirisu in incredibly tight synergy with the rest of his team, Park Se Jun swept the finals and became World Champion of 2014 Doubles.
And that is the story of the #BASED GOD PACHIRISU.
To give more details on Pachirisu and this Pachirisu in particular:
Pachirisuās stats arenāt great. They arenāt terrible, but they arenāt great. Of the four Pokemon involved in this particular exchange, Salamence and Garchomp have a base stat total of 600, Mega Tyranitar has 700, and Pachirisu has 405. Yeah.
To make things worse, Pachirisu is a gimmick Pokemon of a class known as aĀ āPikachu cloneā. Its entire purpose is to be a generic Electric-type with middling stats and chubby cheeks. It was never built for high-level play, and a lot of people will even say that itās not worth it for casual because there are so many better Electric-types.
Pachirisu does have a couple of things going for it, though. Firstly, its Special Defence and Speed stats arenāt totally garbage, and its Defence isnāt bad either. This means that it can take a hit if you train it right (which Se Jun did).
Secondly, the moveset that this particular Pachirisu had was a brilliant one for what Se Jun wanted it to do. Nuzzle deals a tiny amount of damage but is guaranteed to paralyse anything that isnāt an Electric- or Ground-type. Paralysis halves speed and gives you a 50/50 chance of not being able to do anything that turn. Thatās HUGE. This is a game in which most major attackers are fast as hell, and outspeeding is vital to pretty much all strategies.
Super Fang, as mentioned, is guaranteed to do 50% damage to anything thatās not a Ghost-type. Pachirisu cannot explicitly KO with this, but what it can do is break down its opponentsā defences. You canāt use inventory items in competitive play, so itās unlikely that this damage will be healed, and 50% damage can make the difference between Pachirisuās partner taking two moves to defeat its opponent vs taking one move.
Follow Me redirects opponentsā moves onto Pachirisu if they would have otherwise hit Pachirisuās partner. This lead to the instance above, in which Pachirisu survived a hit from a Draco Meteor (a 130 power attack in a game where 90 power is considered excellent and 100 power or above generally requires major drawbacks). You might thinkĀ ābut if it couldnāt take out Pachirisu, then it couldnāt take out the Salamence it was meant for, right?ā NOPE: Salamence is weak to Dragon-type attacks like Draco Meteor and so would have taken double damage. Thatās probably a KO.
But the real purpose of Follow Me was for Pachirisuās intended partner: Gyarados. Depending on the situation, Gyarados takes either double or quadruple damage from Electric-type attacks, which is a shame because Gyarados is otherwise terrifying. Pachirisu has the passive ability Volt Absorb, which means that itās healed by Electric-type attacks rather than taking damage from them. So if you try to use an Electric-type attack on that Gyarados thereās a very good chance that you will end up healing Pachirisu instead. Not what you want, especially when this particular Pachirisu is so unbelievably bulky.
Oh, and its last move is Protect, which totally nullifies damage on Pachirisu for that turn. Useful if Pachirisu canāt do anything useful this turn but you donāt want to swap it out.
And that Sitrus Berry? Yeah, that thing recovers 25% of Pachirisuās total HP the moment it goes below 30% total. So if you just barely fail to kill Pachirisu, itās going to heal itself. Have fun.
The last thing Pachirisu has going for it, at least in this case, is intimidation. The universal response to this team wasĀ āWho the fuck brings a fucking Pachirisu to the World Championship?!ā But then you realise that Se Jun is totally serious about this ridiculous plan. And then you realise that itās working. And then you realise: oh shit, this guy is really good. He knows what heās doing with this.
TL;DR: By all accounts Pachirisu should have been an utterly stupid thing to bring to this level of play, but in practise it was a very clever set-up that took advantage of its decent defensive stats and useful support/survival movepool.
Something of note: Park Se Jun has said himself that bringing Craydily instead would have been the better choice, he just REALLY wanted to use Pachirisu.
Legend.
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any customers that read this blog- i encourage you to try and leave good reviews for retail employees who serve you this year. guaranteed that everyone still working during the pandemic and lockdowns and changing rules is having a hard time right now, and reviews are pretty bad across the board because of customers taking out their frustration on employees