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hungwy

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

blackpyrefly

heres one for you

thepringlesofblood

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

saltykingsalty

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

lemonsharks

I understand most of these!

marisolinspades

holding-infinity-and-a-book

I find it amazing that like a huge chunk of today’s youth makes and laughs at vague memes of events like a millennia ago which future historians will spend hours puzzling over

hawkeye221b

Yall know what month it is

IT’S TIME FOR THE SKELETON WAR BITCHES

rydenarmani

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

bigmouthlass

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

teratomarty

Money skull!

thorthedorkworld

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

dmofstormandsea

this video is what dnd feels like

autumngracy

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

autumngracy

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

autumngracy

So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

autumngracy

An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

autumngracy

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

autumngracy

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

autumngracy

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

autumngracy

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

autumngracy

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’

Spices I used for this recipe:

-Cinnamon

-Nutmeg

-Ginger

-Allspice

-Vanilla Extract

The combination worked out very well!

Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P

autumngracy

So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)

Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ

Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care

adulthoodisokay

i love this website and the people on it so much

showerthoughtsofficial

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

kichengunnet

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

grayskyluna-art

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

marvellestark

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

melodystardust

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

spectralarchers

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

terriblygrimm

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

atgf-0

Okay I know it’s bad to let kids watch tv while they’re eating dinner but like, if your wife is out of town, and the thing on tv is RuPauls’s Drag Race, and if your seven year olds literally run down the stairs screaming when they hear that drag queens are on tv, then it’s totally appropriate to let them watch tv at dinner, right?

atgf-0

Okay it’s bed time and we somehow got sucked into watching the next season and now they’re on the floor doing death drops and they haven’t read their books yet and I forgot to make them practice music tonight but at least they’ve eaten, they’ve showered and they’ve brushed their teeth so that’s like 7/10 parenting right

Update: they practiced music and read a book BOOM 8/10 parenting but let’s still not mention the two hours of tv to my wife mmkay?

atgf-0

FYI if you watch two hours of drag race with your kids right before bed, your 7 year old daughter might turn to you the next morning and ask, “what’s a bitch?”.

Then you’ll spend the car ride to school explaining drag queens subverting gender expectations, the word itself in relation to the patriarchy, and how it’s used against women, particularly a recent presidential candidate.

Then your daughter will say, “so it’s really a good thing because it means you’re a strong and independent woman” and you’ll have to sort of concede the point.

jiemba

Haha I love this. Your kids are gonna grow up so worldly and wise.

homolesbians

school.

learning.

educating the children.

category is: parenting done right

cinnaluna

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

im-just-a-reaction

Amazing

saint-ambrosef

every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time

notworblacosplay

CONTACT CEMENT, I’M TELLING YOU

zombieella

As an entry-level DnD player can someone explain to me in the simplest possible way how to differentiate wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers from each other?

blogging-phelddagrif

wizards is imbued with magic, you just need to prepare mentally your spells.

sorcerer studied magic, you need to physically prepare your spells and often need materials.

warlock has magic because of demon, you have access to mainly dark magic as well as eldritch blast as a free unlimited cantrip.

to be honest, play-wise wizards & sorcerers are very similar as they tend to have a lot of shared spells. sorcerers get to specialize in a school of magic more than wizards though. and warlock its pretty much just dark magic.

comcast-official

this, except reverse wizards and sorcerers.

sorcerers innately have their magic (usually because someone fucked a magic being. often a dragon)

wizards studied magic and learned accordingly. they also tend to be older, but not always.

warlocks get their magic from pacts with magic beings (which i don’t think necessarily have to be demons).

wearemage

As @tymna just said. @wearesorcerer & @we-are-warlock

r-n-w

Like this?

transmortifried

dirtirtdirtnirter

Warlock: I made a deal with a demon

Sorcerer: my grandfather was a brave man

Wizard: I’m a giant nerd

Bard: Anyway here’s Wonderwall

hroethvitnir

As a not-quite-beginner I also think it’s useful for character development to note that the spellcasting stat for sorcerers and warlocks is charisma, while wizards use intelligence. (Bard is also charisma, obviously, and druids use wisdom.)