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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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man the drones would smell my bucketless existence from miles away and just blow my hive right the fuck up
for non homestucks these words translate to "the government is going to execute me for being asexual"
*frantically waving buckets of paint around* officers look i got laid please don't explode my house
What the actual fuck is homestuck about
four lesbians play the sims 5
yeah i forcefemmed it all. welcome to hrtstuck
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
I wonder how many people understand that these are two separate things happening in different times. One is Caine coming more and more into existence and discovering the obsolete unused brain scans, and the other is Caine gaining access to the random WiFi hotspot that just appeared temporarily (as they often do) nearby. Theyāre both moments of self discovery which is why we cut back and forth between them, but they are undoubtedly not happening at the same time.
I worry people might think these are congruent events and be confused why Scratch suddenly appears in the circus but is never seen again afterwards. That was them showing how Caine used his powers to figure out how to use the brain scans. It was a flashback. And itās juxtaposed to him using his powers to learn more about the outside world and about the remaining circus members.
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HOO WAY
Jax literally killed himself in the circus after making the other two openly queer people around him - a nonbinary person and a non-straight woman - the targets of some of the worst of his externalized self hatred and queerphobia.
But in real life, in the physical world, she's at Riley's bar. She's surrounded by other queer people. He killed himself but she's alive in a place hosted by the nonbinary person he resented. She has the community of other queer people that he rejected.
I wonder if Goose meant anything by this.
its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act
then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.
itās just this
this kidās post and his replies to peopleās questions are so pure Iām sobbing
Whatās betterā the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a womanās boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.
This is so FUCKING cute help me
hey, trans girls who are into guys? THIS is what you deserve. donāt you ever believe that you have to bend over backwards for men to like you, that you have to accept being disrespected and mistreated, that youāre something to hide or be ashamed of. youāre beautiful, youāre a fucking princess, and you deserve someone who sees that and loves you deeply and unconditionally, who will choose you over the world and fight the world for you. THIS is the kind of guy.
Queer joy detected!
iām a nonpracticing homestuck. i donāt really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days
some of yall dont believe me so unfortunately in order to clear my (horrible) name heres proof
happy 4/13
Happy 4/13
bro got eaten in the womb
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the āCEO eats his own productā challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). LEGEND.
Show your unwavering support for Costcoās iconic $1.50 hot dog combo
Your favorite $1.50 Kirkland Signature Costco Hot Dog, now on a T-Shirt!Ā American Apparel Mens Shirt Iconic AA classic tee shirt in our fin
Most people know the warning from Costco founder Jim Sinegal to Costcoās previous CEO about raising the price of $1.50 hot dog combo: āIāll f**king kill you.ā
This exchange Sinegal has with the Seattle Times is better:
i love veggies sm and hate the fact that they're usually associated w diet culture talk. everyone should eat more veggies simply because they're yummy
Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
