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i love stock photos so much
i googled “protest stock photo” because i was curious to see how they would handle the subject matter while maintaining the inoffensive, generic marketability of most stock images and i don’t know what i expected but uh
group chat after you post something cursed
[image description: a stock photo of a person in a crowd holding a sign that says “no.”
another stock photo of a crowd of people holding signs with angry faces on them.]
May I add one
yes you may
i feel like we as a society don't hate spam nearly enough. Like sure we hate spam calls and emails but we treat them as a mild burden. In reality spam is an unending barrage of scammy advertisements that clog up our communication systems so badly they're rendered unusable.
Finished a thing!
If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️
Salt-rusted unprotected steel panels... Meltwater getting into poorly constructed and poorly isolated electronics... Stuck in snowdrifts that a real truck would have been able to deal with... Oh, those are indeed happy images. Yes indeed...
It's winter in the US is anything happening to all the cybertrucks
No snow here yet. Lots of Cybertrucks in my area, so I’ll keep an eye out.
Keep us updated I am so curious to see how they handle Normal Weather
There should be Cybertruck Winter, like Fat Bear Week. Where we see which cybertrucks fall first and which ones make it to the end in usable condition.
Dispatch from the far northern hemisphere and have witnessed a Cybertruck in the winter wilds.
We're early enough into the snow season in that the damage isn't obvious. My guess is that exposure to road salts are really going to destroy these ambulatory dumpsters, but we won't start to see that until spring. Road salt is difficult to impossible to get off in a regular car wash, and we know that Cybertruck can't handle even that.
On the one I saw, any metallic shine that the Cybertruck had was completely lost in a combination of cold winter temps, light street grunge, and lower ambient sunlight. It was the same color as my friend's early 2000s silver pickup truck. One of the big draws, imo, is that stainless steel panelling and to see it turn into the same shade of grey as one of the most popular truck colors twenty years ago would be disappointing to me. It's not special anymore.
Local Cybertruck enthusiasts who are salty dogs at winter driving have started vinyl wrapping their automotive basket cases. The trend seems to be to go from the door windows down, which gives them a beach cooler vibe that is similarly underwhelming.
They’re already having issues! The head lights are sunken in for some reason. This means there is a shelf to hold snow in front of the lights and block them.
Now, every car has to have the snow cleared off the headlights before you drive, but this is way worse. That shelf collects snow as you drive. People have to pull over and clear the snow off mid-drive because they lose their headlights.
WHY ARE THEY BUILT THAT WAY
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass
You can go to any frat party and find this couple as long as your group meets the ratio requirements
what the fuck are they even wearing, her outfit is like if leather fetishists liked jeans instead and he looks like his clothes don't fit properly and he got dipped in coffee by a frost giant
You just made these outfits sound way more awesome than they are
if you didn’t want your scheming uncle to usurp the throne maybe you should have thought twice before being born into a system of government called If You Murder Your Brother And His Heirs You Win
I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time
I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst
we should start giving testosterone to ants
finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain
I just found out that my mom had me in a Montessori type shit experimental school as a kid this explains so much
She said when I was younger my teachers were worried I was being bullied cause I wouldn't interact with the other kids, but when they checked in on me I knew everyone and their interests and could tell them about what what happening and what games everyone was playing and junk, so they figured I probably just had Autism, but I was "doing very well academically" and I "didn't seem bothered about it" so they just left me alone
anD THEN NOBODY BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN FOR THIRTEEN YEARS
Another thing I totally forgot- Our jungle gym was really old, right? And one of those big ones with levels and tunnels and wood stuff, right? So one day it was closed cause one of the wood components was rotten and they had to replace the part
And when I asked why it was closed the supervisor told me it was cause "if part of the jungle gym breaks while someone is on it then they could get hurt very badly, so when a part is broken it's important that we know about it, okay? Always tell one of us when you see something is broken"
And I was like oh okay cool, I actually have a few things to bring to your attention then
And I brought her a bunch of loose bolts and nuts and screws from the playground
And then kept doing that
Every day
And I remember every time they'd thank me and bring the part inside and I'd go back to playing
But then a couple years ago my mom told me "They used to call you the Safety Inspector. They called me at work once to tell they couldnt get you to stop, you just kept bringing them more and they couldn't figure out where you were finding all the damn things. The PTA was talking about just demolishing the thing"
I just found out that my mom had me in a Montessori type shit experimental school as a kid this explains so much
She said when I was younger my teachers were worried I was being bullied cause I wouldn't interact with the other kids, but when they checked in on me I knew everyone and their interests and could tell them about what what happening and what games everyone was playing and junk, so they figured I probably just had Autism, but I was "doing very well academically" and I "didn't seem bothered about it" so they just left me alone
anD THEN NOBODY BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN FOR THIRTEEN YEARS
And the wildest shit is I CAN REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION
Like it was recess and everyone was on the jungle gym but I wanted to play with blocks so I was sitting by the jungle gym playing with blocks and this lady (? I think?) Came over and asked if I wanted to play with the other kids and if I knew anyone
and I was like "Nah, I'm good, yeah I know them, yeah they treat me fine, no there's no bullies in this class"
and then she was like "okay can you tell me a few things you know about the other kids?"
And I was like "uhhhh. Well Maddie is cool cause she has short hair and wears bright colours and I like her freckles and she REALLY likes horses, she's playing tag but doesn't like Matthew cause he tricked her into thinking she ate spit one time"
and so I guess she just went back to my mom like "Yeah your kid's not normal but [he's] not suffering, yeah [he] knows [he's] weird [he] just doesn't care, seems happy actually" and we were all like. Cool
One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands
Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double
So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro
I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.
Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.
After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.
This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
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