Idek

23 - Bi guy and ready to cry. also addicted to caffeine...

[comp-sigh]

"Oh, pink is for girls, and blue is for boys -" WRONG!

Pink and blue are actually MY colors. Mine alone. Hands off, cur.

[wonderjanga]

I’m Certainly Your Best Friend

Marvel: “You know, you look just like your great, great, great, great great great great 1000 times great grandpa.”

Aquaman: “I do?”

Marvel: “Yeah. The only difference is your mustache. He didn’t have one.”

Aquaman: “I’m sorry, but I’m pretty sure you’re saying that you knew my ancestor.”

Marvel: “I did.”

Aquaman: “…How?”

Marvel: “Well, I used to be a fisherman some many thousand years ago. I finished him out of the water after I electrocuted it.”

Aquaman: “You electrocuted the water?”

Marvel: “Yeah! I wanted to catch as much fish as possible! I accidentally made his heart stop.”

*silence*

Aquaman: “Did you kill my great grandpa?”

Marvel: “No! I restarted his heart, of course. That was actually how I learned that electricity could stop them. Anyways, after that, we became best friends.”

Billy didn’t realize that Aquaman took that ass “Wait, if my grandpa was his friend, and I like this guy, does that mean we’re genetically bound to be best friends?” So, they grew significantly closer and started doing a bunch of random shit together that they had a lot of fun doing. They were bros.

Now, apparently the JL hadn’t known of this blossoming broship until GL and Flash asked him a question.

Flash: “Cap! Who’s your best friend?”

GL: “It’s us, right?”

Marvel: “Uh…” *feels put on the spot and doesn’t want to upset either of them*

GL: “It’s totally us.”

Supes: “I might not be. I spent quite a lot of time with Cap.”

Flash: “We spend more time.”

Wondy: “What about your best female friends?”

Marvel: “You and Mary.”

Wondy: “Oh. Good.” *proud*

Flash: “Then we’re your favorite male ones!”

Marvel: “Uh… no.”

GL: “What was that?”

Marvel: *clears throat* “No.”

GL and Flash: *gasps*

Flash: “Wha— who is it then?”

Marvel: “…Aquaman.”

*silence*

GL: “What?”

Marvel: “It’s Aquaman.”

*more silence*

Flash: “Since when???”

Marvel: “I don’t know! A long time?”

GL: “How? We barely see you guys hang out.”

Marvel: “We do fun stuff together all the time. Outside of work. Like how last week after the alien invasion, we swam to Antarctica so we could hold a polar bear fighting tournament.”

Flash: “…huh???”

Supes: “Wait really?”

GL: “Dude! Why didn’t you invite us?”

Marvel: *shrugs*

GL: “Don’t just shrug!”

Supes: “Cap, what else have you done with Aquaman?”

Marvel: “A week ago we went down to Atlantis to party?”

GL and Flash: *more gasps*

Marvel: “And the week before that, we went to Brazil for all the Mardi Gras celebrations going on.”

GL and Flash: *even more gasps*

Marvel: “So… Yeah.”

[comp-sigh]

So that ao3 tag 'Dick Grayson is Peter Parker's biological parent' where Peter ends up in Gotham? I need that, but like on a massive scale. Like, I need Dick taking in Peter, and not long after being exposed to the entirety of the Spider Society from ATSV. I just think it would be funny for him to get over finding his son who's from an alternate universe and then meet this task force that's like 90% different versions of said son

[comp-sigh]

DpxDc

I don't know why but I have a NEED, an unquenchable THIRST for Dick grayson x Dan fenton/phantom/masters (Dante?Jordan??) I just love the idea of 6+ foot tall maybe even 7 foot tall, ripped and angry Dan falling for Dick (hides rage under smiles and trauma) grayson and Dick just smitten for the super beefy guy who could snap him like a toothpick

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[loganslowdown4]

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jubileeandtea]

Legendary truly legendary P.S Cold hot chocolate slap’s

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Holy fuck

[arrowheadedbitch]

Sweet tea and Iced tea are two completely valid terms?? What the fuck is going ON over here

(Iced tea usually refers to unsweetened tea while sweet tea is iced tea that you mixed sugar into before cooling it)

@dazzling-rubabe I’m coming for you, I will strike swiftly while you slumber

[freedomanddisorder]

Nothing can unite Americans (and in fact, the world) more than the collective drive to annoy/baffle the English.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 225

Klarion is EXCITED. He's absolutely DELIGHTED even, unable to sit still as he flits from place to place. His baby cousin! Is! Visiting! Which OBVIOUSLY means he, as the older one, must make sure the main places are still standing so he can show his itty bitty baby cousin EVERYTHING! After all, he's never gotten to be the older one! He's always been the youngest in the family! But now he has an itty bitty toddler cousin- form recently shifted to match- to teach the ways of Chaos to! He's so EXCITED!

The League and heroes on the other hand, are Very concerned about Why the Witch Boy has been spotted in practically every major city in the US in the last few days. What is he planning?!

[tofuingho]

What if the Teen Titans/Young Justice /Justice League show up to stop Klarion and the unknown person from whatever nefarious deeds they have planned?

What if one of the magic user's spells actually hurts Danny?

What if Danny does what small children do when hurt and starts crying for his dad?

Or what if Danny does the other thing that small children do when they get hurt and goes Hulk mode?

[comp-sigh]

I want him to start crying solely for the fact that klarion would go into that whole "oh shit oh god oh no please do cry hey it's okay" *picks him up and rocks him* "hey you're ok you dont need to call the your dad here" kind of panic

its too late tho in a blink danny and klarion are gone from the scene (Clockwork brought them to his tower)

[p0ssym1lker]

Dick may, just maybe, a tiny bit, not much really, be depended on Danny

It's just, he can go to Danny for anything, vigilante or civilian related, family or personal, it didn't matter how big or small

Danny was there

Since, forever really, meeting shortly after his parents death and sticking with dick since then? Yeah, Danny's been there and been a solid rock in his life for ages

So, maybe, possibly, perhaps

His reaction to Jason making a joke about asking Danny out might have been an overreaction

Should he have punched Jason? Should he have started screaming? Should he have snapped at the others when they tried to intervene?

Who knows

But this was his friend, his one constant

Plus Jason met him once

Dick will be damned if he let Danny be shooed away just because Jason decides to fuck around

[wisecloudnightmare]

[frogaroundandfindout]

It might be the “Dick Grayson is Damian Wayne’s parent” fan in me but what if they take care of him together when Bruce is gone?

[zylev-blog]

Danny is there when Damian tells a classmate about his dads picking him up that day from school. Dads, as in plural. This is when he has the realization that he might have a teensy little crush on Dick.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Jason: your friend’s kinda hot Dickhead, maybe I’ll ask him out for-

Dick: No

Jason: the fuck you mean no?

Dick: I said no. You aren’t allowed to

Jason: last time I checked you have no fucking say in what I’m “allowed” to do with him or anyone else

Dick: last time I checked you shouldn’t even be alive

Tim: woah, you two need to take a step back and-

Jason: the fuck did you just say?

Dick: I said if you keep talking I’ll make sure you’re buried deeper than six feet. Maybe then you’ll actually stay where you’re supposed to

Jason: What the hell is wrong with you?

Dick: wrong with me? You’re the one so unlovable not even your mother cared to-

Tim: -I don’t know what is going on but you need to-

Dick: oh there it is! Time Drake inserting himself where isn’t wanted again. What a fucking surprise everyone! What do you want to take now, hmm? Nightwing? Danny?

Damian: …Richard?

Dick: yeah baby bird? 💕

Damian: nothing.

Dick: mm’kay. Just remember you can always talk to me :D

[comp-sigh]

Damian was going to bring up how Danny didnt refute being called Damian's dad alongside Dick but decided this was much more interesting

[radiance1]

I have decided to continue this post.

It ain't gonna be much of a story but just me putting out my thoughts okay SO.

Damian walks around Gotham with purpose, why? To find Danny of course, after he was finally allowed out of the manor after he healed from their last encounter as Robin and Killer Croc's little follower. He finds Danny where he would normally.

In an alleyway.

They enter their usual song and dance, Danny throwing attacks and Damian redirecting, blocking and occasionally sending back one of his own before Killer Croc just crawls from a nearby sewer. Waylon questions why Damian keeps coming back to fight his nibling, and how Bruce Wayne just lets him go off to do what he's doing now.

Damian does not respond, instead he asks for Killer Croc's permission to take Danny out for today, leaving both mutants (He isn't quite sure if Danny is a mutant, but he has enhanced strength so, maybe) quite surprised. Killer Croc is a bit hesitantly, mostly because he doesn't want Danny out of his sight, but he also thinks it would be good for him to go out and interact with kids his age more.

Even if it's a rich kid.

So he agrees, and Danny gets to go along with Damian for the day and Damian? He doesn't know what to do actually, he came in fully prepared for a refusal and didn't plan that far.

So he takes Danny to a dog park. Then they get ice cream, and then he finds himself chiding Danny over his form and then they're now talking about animals.

And then both Danny and Damian get kidnapped while they were just walking. Which, incredibly rude and Damian doesn't like that he would have to wait for one of his siblings to come save the both of them when they're perfectly capable of its themselves.

But. Well, he has too.

Until Danny seemingly had enough, manages to get himself out of his bindings and throws the first punch, so Damian was obligated to help him at that point. Just as they were about to deal with the last few, Killer Croc busted through a wall and put the fear of Gotham into them.

Then Damian was freed (yes he did fight with his arms bound) he realized it was practically nighttime and he had to go home.

It made a headline, not surprising actually. But they questioned what exactly the relationship Damian, Danny and Killer Crocc had with each other. Not that he actually cared.

He had another, more proper, outing to plan.

Because he wasn't ever going to verbally admit it soon, but he sees Danny as a friend.

[comp-sigh]

Battle crafted friends just made me think of them as friends who'll beat the shit out of each other for no reason but as soon as someone else tries to fight one of them they team up to throttle them and then just end up fighting eavh other while the other guy is just unconscious some feet away

[radiance1]

This is exactly what I was thinking about actually. They fight on a regular basis and would team up as soon as someone else tries to fight either one of them and then back to fighting again.

Honestly I ain't ever had a reason for why he didn't speak, but if there WAS a reason it would probably have to do with the GIW and how he ended up with Killer Croc.

The GIW probably found a way to stop Danny's whole.... ghostly wail ability and the side effects of that may have included him losing his ability to speak.

[manapeer]

That's why he needs to fight. To express himself.

[comp-sigh]

thats how he expresses himself!?! Thats why he adopted parts of Robin's and damians fighting style(s) he was trying to befriend him. and it could explain why his beginning fighting style is wild and unrestrained. maybe he was trying to be more like waylon

anyways damian refuses to allow any of the others to interact with danny. Thats his fighting style therefore theyre his ally friend

[radiance1]

I have decided to continue this post.

It ain't gonna be much of a story but just me putting out my thoughts okay SO.

Damian walks around Gotham with purpose, why? To find Danny of course, after he was finally allowed out of the manor after he healed from their last encounter as Robin and Killer Croc's little follower. He finds Danny where he would normally.

In an alleyway.

They enter their usual song and dance, Danny throwing attacks and Damian redirecting, blocking and occasionally sending back one of his own before Killer Croc just crawls from a nearby sewer. Waylon questions why Damian keeps coming back to fight his nibling, and how Bruce Wayne just lets him go off to do what he's doing now.

Damian does not respond, instead he asks for Killer Croc's permission to take Danny out for today, leaving both mutants (He isn't quite sure if Danny is a mutant, but he has enhanced strength so, maybe) quite surprised. Killer Croc is a bit hesitantly, mostly because he doesn't want Danny out of his sight, but he also thinks it would be good for him to go out and interact with kids his age more.

Even if it's a rich kid.

So he agrees, and Danny gets to go along with Damian for the day and Damian? He doesn't know what to do actually, he came in fully prepared for a refusal and didn't plan that far.

So he takes Danny to a dog park. Then they get ice cream, and then he finds himself chiding Danny over his form and then they're now talking about animals.

And then both Danny and Damian get kidnapped while they were just walking. Which, incredibly rude and Damian doesn't like that he would have to wait for one of his siblings to come save the both of them when they're perfectly capable of its themselves.

But. Well, he has too.

Until Danny seemingly had enough, manages to get himself out of his bindings and throws the first punch, so Damian was obligated to help him at that point. Just as they were about to deal with the last few, Killer Croc busted through a wall and put the fear of Gotham into them.

Then Damian was freed (yes he did fight with his arms bound) he realized it was practically nighttime and he had to go home.

It made a headline, not surprising actually. But they questioned what exactly the relationship Damian, Danny and Killer Crocc had with each other. Not that he actually cared.

He had another, more proper, outing to plan.

Because he wasn't ever going to verbally admit it soon, but he sees Danny as a friend.

[comp-sigh]

Battle crafted friends just made me think of them as friends who'll beat the shit out of each other for no reason but as soon as someone else tries to fight one of them they team up to throttle them and then just end up fighting eavh other while the other guy is just unconscious some feet away

[proneterror204]

[comp-sigh]

We can fuck this up even more if we go with the time Nightwing killed the joker. Imagine Jason finding out about that and having the thoughts that it could have been Dick insane and tied up. the realization that it doesnt matter if the Joker was killed or not because Dickie-bird could have been supernaturally forced to turn into him and bear that cruel smile

Anyways what im saying is Danny stumbles onto jason having a full on mental breakdown about this situation, while batman(emotionally stunted furry fighter that he is) doesnt know how to console him or if he should even get close and the (however many)nth Joker is cackling in his chair. (if any of the other bats/birds/idk are there is up to you)

And danny thought collecting a parasitic soul-thing would be easy

(Of course Batman resuscitated the joker but for a few seconds or kinutes he was probably freaking the fuck out and worrying about Dick becoming the next one)

[radiance1]

Okay so my previous post about teddy bear Danny being a fighter with a lot of aggression, just fighting with basically anybody in sight and as well as being sponsored by Pariah Dark, Ghost King and Ancient of War himself.

Except, instead of Shazam, the first person he's ever met was a pre Red Hood Jason Todd. As in, he's been revived and has yet to don his moniker as Red Hood.

So they fight, then Jason finds himself with a (maybe) child that will punch the nearest thing if it so much as looks at him the wrong way.

Who would have thought that a Teddy Bear would be so violent...

[comp-sigh]

So is this fresh from the grave Jason? before he was taken by the league? Because if so he's never gonna be taken. Teddy!Danny would never let them

If this is post league Jason then i just think its hilarious to have this brick shithouse of a man being accompanied by a little stuffed bear all while he's plotting to take down black mask.

Either way Danny? having the time of his (un)life. He gets to fight so many people now. (either the league or the people Jason's targeting)

[comp-sigh]

Anger management dpxdc

Jason: be gentle with my rotten corpse. Held together only with thorny vines and a wish fueled by madness. Let it rest.

Jazz: Jason sweety we already agreed to brunch with your family. we're going now get up

Jason: but my soliloquy

inspired by this

[radiance1]

Teddy bear Danny except he ain't a pure little baby bean.

He a fighter.

His age don't matter (to him atleast but it does to literally everybody else) he'll beat you up with his little toy bear paws and kick you to the curb with his little feet. He bite you with his (surpisingly) sharp yet small fangs anf he'll shout his victory to the highest heavens in his signature warcry.

He thinks its scary, everyone else just finds it cute.

Pariah Dark? Yea... he's basically a dictator long before it was invented, but he draws the line at fighting a newborn ghostling.

He'll sponsor him instead. You know, as one does after encountering a battle driven newborn (honestly he's old enough for most to be kids to him) that honestly reminds him of himself in his youth.

Then he ends up in the DC from, probably, chasing after someone and just continues his warpath. First person he sees?

Shazam.

That's right, not Batman or Superman or Wonder Woman. Shazam aka Billy Batson. Who, really well and truly, wasn't expecting and isn't equipped to suddenly be taking care of a feral, battle driven, sapient teddy bear out of nowhere.

[comp-sigh]

justice league: *is having trouble with a spirit of some kind*

Billy: "Dont worry i know someone who can help" *brings out a little stuffed bear* *throws bear at the spirit* "TRY NOT TO HURT THEM TOO BADLY"

[jaybirbie]

Deadserious soulmate prompt idea.

Everyone has a mark somewhere on their skin that represents the place where they'll first have their fated touch them.

Danny has an unusual one, a dark green imprint of hands has taken up the majority of his throat for his entire life.

Damian isn't upset by his lack of soulmark, or he didn't use to be,over the years that changed. But as it turns out, he did have a soulmark! Just not one that was visible from the outside.

Just how did he have an icy blue handprint over his actual beating heart.

[comp-sigh]

they met and immediately started fighting for cujo

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 215

Danny has found himself as a cat. And there’s good news and bad news about it. The good news is that he’s a magical cat or something similar, seeing as he has two tails and can go Very Big if he wants to. Bad news? He’s pretty sure they’re in a different dimension now. 

Cute news, both Ellie and Jordan are itty bitty kittens and utterly adorable, he would murder for them. They’re so tiny! Like, yeah they got physically de-aged before all this so they could properly pass as his kids- along with part of Dan’s parole- but this? He could hold them in his hands if he still had them! 

Alright! First things first, find a shelter and avoid the destroyed buildings along with whatever destroyed them in the first place. Then he could figure out if this is an accident or some sort of forced vacation. But shelter first. 

[fandoms-rants]

Before I read the tags my mind immediately went Aristocats, the fact that they are nekomata(had to look it up, those are cat yokai) makes it even better. Danny can still be Duchess just magical and Ellie and Jordan(Dan) are his kittens and if they are loss in Gotham Jason can be turned into a nekomata to somehow and be Thomas O’Malley.

[comp-sigh]

Oohh Magic aristocats

The batfam is freaking out because Jason/redhood (was he in costume when it happened?) just disappeared but he's just living out a star-crossed lovers forbidden romance (if danny is considered a prince or even just 'off limits' due to his relation to Clockwork and jason being from the streets(alley)) and loving every moment of it

[puppetmaster13u]

What a wonderful idea

[mkarchin713]

Dan looks like he could be Jason’s legit kitten.

…

Wait a minute.

Idea.

Batfam think Dan and Ellie are Jason’s bio kids born after he turned into a cat.

[hdgnj]

Danny, Jason, Dan and Ellie can all at least understand each other. No one else can understand them. But they do have at least each other to talk to. Which is how their budding romance begins. Jason is wandering through his haunt and hears Dan yell for Danny. Ellie got stuck in a trap. Jason of course expects human children. Not other Nekomata's. But he's still gonna help. Danny and Jason manage to free Ellie. Which leads to Danny being grateful. They swap tales. And oh! You were human before this too? Yeah, no idea either. Wanna stick together to figure it out?

Now, my guess for how this happened? Ghostly guardians matchmaking. Clockwork and Lady Gotham gossip together a lot. They are friends. Both have a favoured/adopted halfa. You don't think? We could try it right? So they plot and scheme. And Bam! Four Halfa Nekomata. If they don't fall for each other in a set amount of time? The spell will wear off. If they do? It keeps going until they confess dammit!

[comp-sigh]

i LOVE it when Clockwork and other spirits (mainly Lady Gotham) play matchmaker because you KNOW theyre also gonna play interference

If Jason comes up with the idea of (ugh) asking for help (you know after the initial thoughts of 'no one can see him like this' then CW and Gotham are doing everything in their power to make sure they miss the Bats or are just cut off entirely)

Gotham is already a big place and now while theyre all cats? That place is gonna feel huge.

(Unfortunately it seems danny, dan and ellie cant fly anymore. they can still float tho not for long it seems but atleast they can still go thru walls (Danny will ignore the fireball that Dan let out when he sneezed on account of the sneeze being adorable™️) )

Luckily, Jason grew up on these streets. Even as a magic cat, he'll know how to get around.. In fact? it feels EASIER to get around? Danny and the kittens just have to stick close to him.

Oh they cant just get to the Bats to get help? Well it seems they have time. Jason takes Danny sightseeing. The Parks, A nice pet groomer place that "the demon brat mentioned" ,

"i just wish there wasnt so much smog. i kinda miss the stars"

"We could go to the observatory"

"There's an observatory!? Fuck yeah!!"

kitten dan + ellie: "Fuck" >:)

Meanwhile people have been posting picture and videos online of this "adorable little family of cats" that have been seen all around gotham

(If only the bats werent so preoccupied with hunting down looking for jason. they couldve seen these cute pictures. Damian wouldve liked them)

[hdgnj]

Once Jason learns the others can phase? He takes them to his latest, not found by his family yet, safe house. It has food. Shelter. A warm bed. Safe water. Since they can also shift to be bigger? It's even easier to get into the cupboards to get food. Seeing the kittens bounce joyfully on the bed? Is adorable. Jason and Danny are loving how happy the kids are.

Now they have a safe place to go back to? Time to go on day trips. Where do you want to see kits? Jason has no idea, but being a good guardian to Jordan and Ellie? Is making Danny feel all giddy. Danny might just be falling for the bad boy with a heart of gold. He's good with his babies! How could he not! Look how happy he made the kittwens!

Jason falls when he watched Danny take out a group of thugs who threatened the Alley kids. Danny was so elegant and precise. Just amazing! He's in love. Doesn't hurt that the kids are walking him through finding his element. Nekomata often have elemental powers. Jordan has fire. Danny and Ellie both use ice. When Jason managed to spit a fire ball? He was so excited. He could breathe fire!

The happy giggles of the kids? And the soft, proud smile Danny sent his way? Made him tumble face first into a wall. Oh. Oh, he wants to keep them. He wants them to be his family. He wants Danny and his kids for the rest of his life. Damn. Best start get to wooing then. Probably best to ask the kittens. Get their permission to court their Mom, all proper like.

[justafanwarrior]

The Adventures of Real Life Magic Aristocats becomes quite popular in Gotham, people posting pictures and videos and even setting up a few dates for them. They now have their own tag #AristocatsSightings is the most searched tag in Gotham for a moment.

Somehow someone managed to take pictures of the observatory date and now most people in Gotham are quite determined to be the best wingmen to these two cats. Like have you seen the black one look at the white one with this absolutely smitten look as the other was excitingly exploring the observatory? Yeah they're wingmaning for a cat. Fuck you.

[hdgnj]

Gotham loves them even more when they spot the cats utterly destroying a gang trying to traffic kids. They have NO idea HOW the cats found out. Frankly no one cares. It was amazing to watch the four of them working together to take them out. It's adorable how utterly each kitten takes after a parent each! Gothamites are currently amused that the Bats haven't noticed the cats yet. Usually Batman would have adopted crime fighting animals to act as animal support by now. Stabby Robin definitely would. They've seen some of his vigilante support animals ok. The bat dragon thing? Fucking terrifying. So yeah, highly amused. Also, VERY willing to help the cats go on a date before they are inevitably captured and moved to Batman's lair.

Jason has managed to get Jordan and Ellie on side! They approve of him! He's allowed to court their Mom! Actually, not just accidentally. He's VERY excited. They even helped him plan. Jason has also noticed that many of the Alley residents? Are definitely helping him woo Danny. Which is hilarious and cute and a bit weird. But this IS Gotham. So, it's not that unusual. Now, Jason? Managed to sneak into a local eatery. The chef seemed oddly thrilled to be meeting him. Muttered something about Disney dreams coming true?? But he will take it! Guy cooked up a full meal. For the four of them. Cut up the beef and fried it up nicely. Added some greens. Poured on a thick creamy sauce. Jason has good food to provide! Proving that even as a cat he can provide properly! The chef seemed highly amused when Jason dropped a 100 dollar bill. Jason wasn't gonna make the man suffer a loss! He ain't an asshole!

Jason, with the 'help' of Jordan and Ellie? He managed to set up the front room. Danny was having a nap while he watched the kids. Dan even taught him how to safely light a candle with his fire breath! So, the kittens got their food on a mini version of the set-up for Jason and Danny. It was very cute. Sure it wasn't the fanciest. But he was lacking in hands. Thumbs were probably the part of his human form he missed the most. Being a nekomata wasn't that bad, except for that. Nope! Not the time for mopey thoughts. Time to go wake Danny up. And start flirting. With purpose. Gosh, he was cute sleeping like that. Jason lightly nudged Danny to wake him up. He just knew he would have THE dopiest look on his face right now. Especially when Danny pouted up at him for the disturbance.

Jason: C'mon! I convinced a local chef to make us real food!

Danny:... You win this round mister. With your cunning ways.

[justafanwarrior]

Oh you know the chef is gonna brag about it. Has pictures of Jason carrying the food in makeshifts bag like horses do. Has pictures of Jason carefully picking what he wants for them ! He gets thrice as many clients as usual everyday after this! Business is going strong, this cat can come back anytime ! Not only did he realize a Disney dream but the cat also paid him with a hefty tip !

Street kids even helped gather things to decorate for a romantic dinner and they would 100% be spying if they could.

Dan and Ellie ? Discreetly trying to take pictures, it's not easy but they're trying, they know their aunts and uncle will want to see it.

Now how long is this going to carry on without Damian learning about them? Probably not that long but he doesn't have any reason to link the family nekomatas to his missing brother.

[mkarchin713]

Idea.

The Wayne’s learn about the Nekomata when they are asked about it in an interview.

[hdgnj]

Damian is asked about his feelings on the Nekomata family in an interview. Since he is known for often ignoring social media they do allow him to watch clips. Damian is vibrating in excitement. He wants to meet them!! They are so fluffy! Father! You have to let him try to befriend them!! Look at them! Oh the kittens are so small!!!! The interviewer is chuckling at how excited he is. Happily begins to show a best of reel.

A great ending for this would be a family outing to a park. Danny and Jason are happily watching the kids play. And Danny just realises that Jason? Is someone he wants to keep. He wants him to be in his life forever. Wants to date him. Make him part of the family. Have him as the kids Dad. So a random citizen watches, probably recording them. Danny tucks his head under Jason's chin and gives him the cat headbutt of love.

Danny: Even if we never get back to being human. Could we, be together? Would you be the kids Dad?

Jason is of course ecstatic. Yes! Yes that's what he wants! His courting has worked! He rubs his cheek along Danny fondly.

Jason: I'd love that. I adore you and the kids!

The two snuggle, and are suddenly glowing. Then they begin to shift back into human form. Which of course ends with Danny sprawled over Jason's lap. Bright red. The kids tumble over their feet. No longer used to human form. Danny and Jason scramble towards them. Both off balance. Laughing and giddy. What the fuck!?! Really?!?

Danny: Oh my babies! Are you ok? Did the fall hurt?!

Ellie: We're ok Mom! How did we turn back?!?

Jason: You're Mom agreed to date me?

Dan: Wait! Wait! We got turned into cats as some sort of blind date!?!? What the hell!!!!

All four of them are laughing and wobbly. How do you even walk without a tail? Ellie scrunched her nose. This is weird!!!! Suddenly she's a kitten again. Dan focuses too and is also a kitten.

Jason:.... Huh. You think we can do that to?

Danny: Probably? Wanna try love?

[babbling-babull]

Isn't Klarion's familiar a cat? Can they understand Teekl now? Would Teekl (and thus Klarion) become a sort of cousin/uncle?

[hdgnj]

Not really. Gotham was all about the cat family. The rest of the world was focusing on their usual issues. And Klarion had been busy trying to figure out why Red Robin was ignoring him! Where is he?!? Give him his chew you back!!

With their return to human form being filmed? I think Damian would be the first to find out. He has been trying to find them to make friends. He is going to be devastated that one of them was Todd. Give him back his affection! Father! Todd was turned into a magical cat! Call him! He's human again now!

Bruce: How do you know that?

Damian shows him the video. They see Jason and a young man the same age turn back into humans. Looking very surprised but pleased. See the two children turn back. Then be able to access the form again as they please. The video fades out with them trying to relearn to walk on two legs. Well, now not being able to find Jason makes a lot more sense.

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Jason and Danny get back to the safe house and are just staring at each other. They are grinning widely. Jason tugs Danny's hair softly.

Jason: Y'know? I expected your hair to be blonde?

Danny: I mean. My Nekomata form took my ghost forms colours. Same with these two kittens.

Jason: Huh. Fair enough. I get to see your ghost form?

Danny: Hmm. Later. I want to cuddle first! And let my babies! Look how tiny they are! So cute!!

Jason: Right?! They helped me plan out courting you.

Danny: Really! Oh good, that means you have their approval! Given how we turned back? I think I know who caused this. If I don't get a green sticky note saying otherwise? It was definitely my Clockpa.

Jason: That's your ghost dad right? Wonder why he chose me?

Danny: Well, we can always ask! You did say you've died before. Maybe you have a ghost parent. If you can't remember what happened when you were dead?

Jason: Huh. Fair. One sec. I'm gonna see if my phone is still in my pocket.

Jason searches his jacket. Yup, that's his phone. Still somehow charged. Huh, whatever caused this out it in suspended animation or something. Weird. Ooft. That's a lot of messages. Annnd, that's B calling. Urgh. Fuck it.

Jason: Love? B has sent, hundreds of messages. You and the kittens ok if I call him?

Danny: Of course! We can even say hi if you do a video call!

Jason: Sneaky. Let's do it. Introduce him to you and the kids yeah?

[mkarchin713]

Idea.

Damian is convinced that the Kittens are Jason’s bio kids due to their size being that of a kitten under C weeks old ie less than the amount of time Jason has been missing.

Damian has decided he is going to be the best cat uncle ever.

[call-me-strega-deactivated20250]

I absolutely need to know the public’s reaction.

That video is online, right? Does anyone recognize them or do the think that the magic cats’ love for each other caused them to spontaneously gain the ability to transform into humans?

Are people excited? Angry? Confused?

I’m hoping this is before Jason was legally back to life and shortly after Danny + kids moved to Gotham that way there isn’t really anyone to recognize them other than their family and Gotham just accepts they have a Magic Cat Family now.

Also side note: Damian is gonna have to fight Selina for title of best Cat Aunt/Uncle/Relative

[comp-sigh]

It has to be before Jason declared himself legally alive again so the public just doesnt know it's him. The public are going CRAZY thinking the cats loved eachother so much they transformed into humans. "Look at that thats TRUE love right there" and then going "oh shit do they need a place to stay?" whole RANGE of EMOTION

(plus it would be funnier if the public began to be like JASON TODD-WAYNE WAS REINCARNATED INTO A MAGIC CAT?!?! THEN BECAME HUMAN AGAIN!!! GUYS WE BROUGHT BRUCE WAYNES SON BACK TO HIM!!)

Meanwhile the bats are freaking tf out because in the weeks Jason's been gone he apparently fathered 2 children and started a romance with a magical interdimensional being

(the kids may not be biologically his but no one has to know that now do they... unless they do some ghostly bs of copying just a smidge of his dna)

[hypewinter]

Danny being the small town boy that he is mistakes Captain Marvel for Superman. Shenanigans ensure.

[comp-sigh]

No because Captain Marvel (Billy Batson) actually adores Superman so to be mistaken for him would probably make him super happy

(Im basing this off of one scene from I think it was Justice League Animated. couldve been a different animated series tho)

And being the 'champion of magic' can probably feel something off about the boy(danny) not magic of course but just a slightly off type of energy

[radiance1]

The ghost king was a cat.

No one, not even Constantine, knew of this fact. Until the day the eldritch ghost of the infinite was summoned by a wayward cult who wished for the destruction of the world.

He was a large cat, actually. About, roughly, bigger than a car with green fur, an eyepatch over one of his eyes, large horns-thought one was broken-, and a flaming green crown floating above his head.

The ghost king laid on his side and the summoning seemingly interrupted him from... grooming? A smaller cat that laid next to the king that, while smaller than the king (or perhaps his father?) was larger than the average dog.

Meanwhile, Pariah Dark is not exactly pleased he was summoned, with obvious intent to destroy/enslave a world. How rude of them. Don't they know he's on, what was it?

Danny: Your redemption arc, dad.

Yes, his redemption arc!

[comp-sigh]

1) theyre cats because someone decided to mess with pandora's box again

(they were able to contain it to just the zone but only CW, Pariah and Danny are affected. why? Danny and Pariah decided to take on/shoulder the effects from everyone else. CW decided he wanted to be a cat with them. He's Time he could just speed thru the effects for himself but didnt)

2) HOW DARE THEY INTERRUPT GROOMING TIME. FRIGHT KNIGHT SEND THEM TO THE NIGHTMARE DIMENSION