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tuck him in Tuesday
tuck him in Tuesday once again
another tuck him in Tuesday is here
Tuck him out π
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
[tucks him back in]
He needs his beauty sleep this Tuesday
#how long have we been holding on to this one?
iβve had this queued for 365 days
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.
In the club
I think Iβm literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancingβs what clears my soul. Dancingβs what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet theyβve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE
Go little guy, go!
HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY
Happy second!
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iβm not missing it this year.
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said βfoxes are dogs cause they are fluffyeβ and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like βyou will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right nowβ
This is especially funny because they arenβt even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they arenβt.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
Theyβre a dog.
yeah theyβre fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course itβs a dog you buffoon. itβs fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think βBUT IF THEYβRE DOGS SO AR -β
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said theyβre not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
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If my mutuals canβt rb this then we canβt be mutuals
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
Posting this for no reason today
Actual roman epitaph for a dog
humans are the same
Iβve seen this one doing the rounds a few times (and it makes me cry every time I see it), but was curious about the original Latin text, so I did some digging: itβs a shortened version of CIL 10, 00659, a tombstone from Salernum (modern Salerno, Italy). (source; CIL is the Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum).
Portaui lacrimis madidus te, nostra catella,
Β Β Β Quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.
Ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis oscula mille
Β Β Β Nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.
Tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem
Β Β Β Et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis
Morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam,
Β Β Β Perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias.
Tu, dulcis Patrice, nostras attingere mensas
Β Β Consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,
Lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas,
Β Β Β Quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,
Accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter
And hereβs my translation:
Wet with tears I have carried you, our little (female) dog, just as I did in happier times fifteen years earlier (lit.Β βthree periods of five years).Β For myself, Patrice, now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around/against my neck.Β I have sorrowfully placed you, merit-worthy, in a marble tomb and I have joined you always to myself in death, as by your cleverness you matched a human.Β Alas, we lost such pleasures for myself!Β You, sweet Patrice, were accustomed to join us at our table, to beg charmingly for food (while sitting in our) laps.Β You were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue, which my hands often held for you.Β Frequently and joyfully (you) receive a weary one with your (wagging) tail...
tl;dr: this dog was named Patrice and was very, very loved.Β (another translation with some glossing of the text.)
It's the fact she's joined to them in death, it's the fact that she sat in her owner's arms and ate their food. That he held the cups down for her to drink from....
Hundreds of years and we still know she was loved. We still know how she liked to sleep. All these years!! Loving dogs is the same!!!!
gonna point out too that 15 years is an INSANELY long lifespan for a dog in ancient Rome. This dog was both well loved and well cared for to have lived so long. Obvs there's going to be some statistical overlap with ancient dogs with loving epitaphs having longer lifespans, but in a world without modern vetrinary science or medicine, no canine vaccines, and no nutritionally formulated dog food, this Roman's beloved pooch exceeded even the average pet dog lifespan today.
C'est tragique, yet truly inspiring that person's love of their dog functions as one of the surviving relics from this period.
up next, the triangle.
we know what hole that goes in, right?
that's right, the square hole!
Triamgle
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itβs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
i need a lucky potato
Gold potato!
*frantic reblogging noises*
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ITβS CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
reblog if you are an ad hating commie
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