How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard. Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?
John Sundquist. He is the OP too

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How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard. Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?
John Sundquist. He is the OP too
XB: Men who eat boneless chicken wings close the fridge with their hips
Jevin: Yeah? My hands are full and my ass is fat. You fucking wish you were me
I can relate 😌
Item: zip-up hooded robe
reblog if you also wish to be a void, but a comfy one
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I want
disgusting garbage dragon
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ISTG 😩♥️♥️♥️
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just to update y’all, it is in fact fat femme friday. femmes with bellies, femmes who shop plus size, femmes who are BIGGER than the paltry options offered by “plus size” brands. fat femmes with lil booties and lil titties, and of course my fat trans femmes fighting both transphobia AND fatphobia. i’m talking about fat femmes that wear crop tops, short skirts, cute dresses, who wear the clothes they want. big big love for all of y’all, today and every day 💖
I really need thisss I’m working on improving my body image and this really helped 🥺
Get y’all’s good fortune
OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM!
Transcript:
Welcome to the They/Themporium were we come fully stocked with all of your non-binary needs.
We’ve got classic models
EDM vampires
60’s housewives but they’re not racist
Genies who’ve only ever had to grant the wish “could you stay with me a little bit longer”
The cause of your parents divorce
Just a flat out witch who’s not even trying to hide it no more
I don’t even know what this is but I know it’s making me ask questions you’re not ready to know the answers to
So come on down to the They/Themporium don’t bother calling in we have unlimited personalities and none of them like talking on the phone
I want to be in the they/themporiam 😫
he is INSANE
He had a whole shpeal asking Chat if we’d watch him just eat his lunch on stream, just AS the stream.
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
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World Hostage Situation
oh hey
it’s this post
great
I feel cursed 🙃
Swordfish is tiny and can’t breathe fire; or anything cool really. >:/
Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
i know fandom history that even I don’t care about
well, i know about lump fish
Good to see we’re all on the same page
Very beautiful… Very powerful
some of the shit pokemon say in mystery dungeon is next level
some more good ones
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
nexttttt pleaseee :D
Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
I was asked for doing this, so I did
BAM!
I’m out of ideas! XD
next?
THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
80
NEEEXT!!!!!
IT HAD TO BE DONE:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*O*
OH MY GOOD!!!!!
ThAT’S IT!!!!
#0o0#
so yeah
I LOVE THIS
REBLOGGED THIS TWICE
I have a need…..I must add to this…
still waiting for the smut
C’mon guys… it needs some smut
THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE
SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT
Not so perfect but still perfect first date
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART
O HECk IT GOT bETtEr
OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖
notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!
THERES MORE
I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?
ITS BACK OMG
Omg it’s here!
THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT
Ok I tried because this is so cute
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF
IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG
This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.
This gave me so many happy and cute feels
every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all
this warms my heart on so many levels <3
ITS BACK
I’m just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg
hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.
This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.
AAAAAAHH ITS BACK
THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡
Only because it’s fucking cute!!!
This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^
Keepin it rollin!
My contribution to this adorable story ^^
Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?
Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.
Double plot twist: same
i added sum more–
This is my favorite.
B E A U T I F U L
The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.
IT’S B A C K
i love this so much
HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION
It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤
LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.
oh my hecc i love it
YES THERES MORE
I will always reblog this
I can’t. Too cute. This gave me too many feels at 2:30 in the morning. I need more but I can’t draw.
@hellcattriesagain???
Hi yall, I sent our good good boys to the dance <3
It’s back holy shit, also! The queen, I’m assuming, has a girlfriend!!! Mlm and wlw solidarity!
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THERE’S MOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gets better everytime it appears on my dash
This is ADORABLE!!!!
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
I ship this with my life! ❤️❤️❤️
Omg this is CUTE.
My life is complete now
I was literally awwwing my way thru the whole thing :D
I love this with every cell in my body! THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER! AND ALSO I LOVE THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES LIKE EFFJHHDFHJDGJHDH
👀 👀 i’m bringing in the lesbians
OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK AAAAAAAA
I found the blessed post
It’s had additions since I last saw it! 😄
Long post but SO worth it!
Here! I added on! <3
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@julshii @cheese3d @daitoshi @maria-ruta @hamburgergod @bluetiesandflannelshirts-blog @theartofwazzing-blog @ringo-smile @iamatrashfan @twiglightdragon @foxpirates-art @crimson-chains @goldiemarsh @allzyfont @hellcatdraws @the-mahaamurkh @little-miss-hothead
HELLO BEAUTIFUL ARTISTS OF THIS WONDERFUL WEBCOMIC!!! I don’t know if you guys will like this or not? I hope you do. I have written everything you drew in a story form. Please tell me what you think! I would love to hear from you!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28769052
IT’S ON AO3 HOLY CRAP
AWWWW I LOVE THISSS
This is so beautiful 🥺
hi I made a quiz!! what kind of mark do you leave on people?
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
OMG @shatsimpsforthomastair @ghafa-dale @ireally-needcoffee @reyswilltolive @anyone!
Melancholic
Now now, you don’t make people sad! You’re like a quiet mist, a fog that rolls in and makes people talk in lower voices and think a lot. You’re like nostalgia walking, people meet you and feel like they could have known you on the swing set as a kid, or someone who left a lasting impression all those years ago. You’re good at advice, but it’s never attached too hard to emotion. You’re like a wise old sage, you tell of things that are true, and you don’t waste time on any of the hysterics. You move calmly, like a lazy river on a chilly autumn day, and you remind people of the rain, quiet and contemplative. Everyone needs someone like you to ground them.
AHHH I LOVE THIS @reyna-morozova @iambecomeyourvillain @ anyone!!!
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
hmm okay, guess y'all lucky <33
@brekkercookie @wilddcard @aleenaaalii @grishaverse-wraith @bookavert and anyone who wants to
thanks for the tag @iambecomeyourvillain !
awestruck
WOW!! You are flashy and fun and you breathe everyone to life! Every decision you make is a good one and you’re so talented that you basically look incredible doing everything. Challenges don’t frighten you- in fact you’re super competitive by nature. Ambition is your first name and you make others get inspired too. It’s like seeing a celebrity! You happen to be super supportive of others’ endeavors as well, and you set the bar super high for yourself. Be careful though, you probably have a small facade going on. Sometimes when you don’t live up to your own standards you crash internally, but god forbid someone else see it! People are in awe of your achievements, and they want to be just like you! You’re perfection to them <3
not me blushing
tags! @tiredassbibliophile @madeyoumyvillain @sxphiemxlfoy @advictedtohim @zeromournerszerofunerals @ko-ro-lrezni @darklings-simp and anyone else who sees this consider yourself tagged !! 🤠
thanks for the tag @brekkercookie !
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
tags @cortanas-star @nikolailantsovstan @slowburning @queenlilith43 @weepingnovellas (if you want) @ anyone else who wants to
Thanks for tagging @zeromournerszerofunerals
In Love (hjsdan um wtf)
You’re like the romantic interest of all time! You make people fall in love with you- you’re just that charming! You’ve got a way of going about life to where people can’t help but stare and admire. You have a sparkle in your eye and a face that beams, and wherever you go, someone will definitely want to follow. You like to live life like a protagonist, but you’re not stupidly pretentious about it. You’re very well rounded and you don’t like arguing unless it’s something you REALLY have a passion for. Maybe a bit super giggly from time to time, your sense of humor is sweet and makes everyone laugh. You’ve got everyone wrapped around your finger- including me!
Tagging @tamaraheartz @rinadragomir @chibi-tsukiko @alonlyfangirl @ahecktonoffandomsinoneblog @silver-war @ anyone who wants to do it
thanks @cortanas-star :))))
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
tagging: @guindalf @ninas-waffle @mournersandfunerals @thatrandomfangirlll and anyone who wants to!
Thanks for tagging me @ahecktonoffandomsinoneblog <3
Curious
You definitely know what’s it’s like to have people give you a puzzled look. But it’s not negative! You’ve got this.. je ne sais quoi? It’s easy for you to come off mysterious and bizarre, but you like it that way. After meeting you, people will remember you for the rest of their life- hell, you’ll be on the top of their minds for the next few days. You take a lot of pride in this, leaving people confused and intrigued makes you laugh and definitely makes you like yourself even more. You like being slightly “out there” and you aren’t afraid of being the odd one out because you’re so used to it. Maybe you were the weird kid growing up and you’ve come to embrace it. Now, you never fail to make people want to befriend you. Congrats on being so freakishly interesting!
I- I dont even know if that’s true
@fatpotatosaysmoo @notthesexypanda-boo @klutzyfox @thehottestmess
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have
Omg
@catsandcrabs @justa-pipedream @the-stars-love-me @notsofabulouslife07 @supermeh-krishnah @fluffyblanketssupreme @gopikanyari @user-with-a-name @the-demon-killer @klutzyfox @scintillatea @ladysminou @anyone :))
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
@lamandragora @coco-ostrich @dark-fantasy @thehottestmess @gay-and-not-ok @x-month-of-may-x @zoe-zeba-acio-art @zeedrawscutestuff @gayarsonist
Hey, thanks for the tag @laalain !
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
No pressure tags :) @kork-likes-bacon @mintchocolatechip09 @ship-the-gayness @riyahahahaha
thanks for the tag @gay-and-not-ok :)
Understood
You’re a good friend. A shoulder to lean on but you’re no pushover; you have a way of making people feel comfortable and safe. You know what it’s like to be in pain, and therefore painlessness is what you wish for everyone else. You’re not a martyr though, you won’t harm yourself trying to play therapist for a friend- you’re just a good listener and someone who makes others feel like they’ve known you for the longest time, that you know exactly what to say and how to say it. You’re like a warm coffee shop, an attentive teacher, someone who may not have it all figured out yourself but you’re willing to sit and chat for a while, and make someone feel known and loved. You’re the best kind of friend someone could have!
@lamandragora @crying-trashbag420 @double-gangster @slytherin-darlin
Hooo boy you are scary. People either feel intimidated by you or they're definitely nervous. Who knew people like that existed? You know you make people a bit scared, but to be honest, you don't mind it. Having such a strong personality is not something everyone can deal with, so wear it with pride! And maybe relax the shoulders a bit? You aren't mean, but you can definitely be very sharp edged. It's easy to tick you off sometimes but you're not super explosive and that's what makes you scary. One could say you're INCREDIBLY intelligent. Sometimes so much that you get a little quiet from time to time but you rebound by doing outlandish things every now and then. Kind of like a tornado in an eerily quiet cornfield. Bonus points for being so cool though!
Oh no, do I really scare people? I really hope not😥 thanks for the tag @mintchocolatechip09 it was really fun!♥️
man i’m gonna say it that tv head thing that early-teens tumblr had going on was great and i want it back
this shit. this shit ruled. start doing this again
yooo-
I think you guys deserve a continuation
Lee says:
This pinned post is a transitioning starter pack for all my trans folk out there!
Your transition is up to you- we want to provide information on all your options so you can make an informed decision about what you want. If you find a resource useful, then use it! If you’re not interested in doing any of the things listed, then don’t!
Transfeminine resources:
Presentation:
Tucking
Chest area
Voice
Broad shoulders tips
Hair removal
Feminine walk
Curves
Waist training
Growing out your hair
Clothing
Makeup
Passing
Medical transitioning:
Not medically transitioning
Fertility
Puberty blockers
Estrogen & anti-androgens/testosterone blockers FAQ
The types of surgery available
Surgery: A guide for transfeminine people
Pumping (Silicone injections)
Facial Feminization Options
Breast Augmentation
Other:
Representation
What does it feel like to have a vagina?
What does it feel like to have breasts?
Transfeminine period dysphoria
Yes, Transfeminine People Can Get Period Symptoms
Slipping into masculinity
Women’s restroom etiquette
Transfeminine people can breastfeed
Having sex or masturbating
Transmasculine resources:
Presentation:
Binding FAQ
Clothing
Facial hair
Masculine makeup
Getting short hair / Masculine long hair
If you can’t start T
Lowering your voice
Packing and standing to pee
Passing as male
Not shaving legs
Medical transitioning:
Not medically transitioning
Fertility
Puberty blockers
Testosterone FAQ
Top surgery
Facial masculinization surgery
Vocal masculinization surgery
Body masculinization surgery
Hysterectomy and oophorectomy
Bottom surgery (genital surgery)
Other:
Periods and related things
Help! I need to see a gyno
Pumping
Masturbation and sex
Using the men’s bathroom
Hudson’s FTM Guide
Height dysphoria
Hip dysphoria
More resources:
What gender am I? A brief intro to questioning
Trans 101 for trans people
What is the transgender umbrella?
How do I choose a name?
How do I come out at work/school or to family/friends?
Dysphoria info and tips page
Mental health coping page
Being trans in school
Non-binary resources
Resources to send allies/friends
A page to send to parents/guardians
Convincing someone to respect name/pronouns
Here is how to get hormones in the US
Here is how to get hormones in the UK
The NHS’s Guide For Young Trans People in England
Here’s a US resource with info on changing legally changing your name and gender marker
What are the WPATH-SOC guidelines?
How to save money
How to buy a trans-related item online without parents knowing
I have to go swimming, what do I wear/do?
Trying to sleep when you have dysphoria
Airports and traveling by plane
Gender neutral bathrooms
Getting insurance to cover your transition
Does transitioning help mental health?
Trans teen’s experiences with inpatient hospitalization
Trans identity isn’t a mental disorder
Vaping prevalence
Summer tips
Being religious and LGBT
Transgender Lives: Your Stories (to see trans adults)
Gender neutral pronouns in Spanish
Gender Variance Around the World Over Time
A map of gender-diverse cultures
American LGBT history by the National Parks Service
Crisis help: Suicide and crisis hotlines
Anyone can reblog, including allies!
how evil are you
i don't know how to tell you guys this but you're not as evil as you think you are
I got 0% evil
That's a good thing
Imagine not being evil couldn’t be me 😌
0%
I do not believe
@klutzyfox @secret-eden you might want to take this
@secret-eden i am not surprised
@thetoddanderson @verose-queen-of-hell @the-marvel-meme-emporium
I didn’t expect that
HA!YOU SEE NOW …im actually nice haters
@mintchocolatechip09 @laalain @bleachedmushroom @zap-furreto @thesexypanda-boo ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
@lamandragora you are nice and thanks for the tag!
I got 25% evil 😌
@crying-trashbag420 @double-gangster @gay-and-not-ok
0% evil
damn ok baby jesus :/
W-what? No I’m evil incarnate! 😥
Also thanks for the tag @mintchocolatechip09 ♥️