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DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second
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@dand-e-lionn
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
cleaning along desire paths
Fantastic advice!! And something I’ve realized I’ve been doing for myself these last 6-7 years, even though I never had a name for it.
Seriously, this is such a great way to go about organizing your home.
I really can’t express how much easier your life can be when you accept that there’s no objectively right way to do this kind of stuff, especially when you let go of the idea that it’s a moral failure when you can’t do something the “correct way” nor is it evidence of you being lazy.
Working with (leaning into) your natural limits and instincts can do wonders for you in your day-to-day life.
It's your house. Make it work for you, don't work to an imaginary standard that doesn't serve you.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041
We all know who needs to be @’d
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Huh
Huh
Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
3 PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT CHEATING IN MY SCIENCE TESTS
WE ARE SET ONE SCIENCE GANG WHY ARE WE CHEATING
So you cheated too?
I wasn't caught
It isn't a crime if you don't get caught
High achieving people are more likely to cheat because they are more likely to have external pressure to always succeed. It also feels like if you’re not able to succeed 100% of the time it’s a big failure. While that’s insane the world is kinda built around it.
As someone who was considered high achieving all throughout high school and top of my class in college. Let’s just say that sometimes you’re not 100% but you still make yourself succeed 100% of the time.
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes
29 Days Remain
I've decided that my marks in maths don't define who I am and even if I did really badly that won't stop me from being a kind and optimistic person
I'm gonna love myself no matter what
Why does Satan need maths anyway
I stopped at big taste but, I should have read more
Friend let friends suck each others tits
(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao
words to remember
THIS HAS MADE AN ACTUAL DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!
Implementing this has improved how I feel about myself, and HOW I SEE OTHER PEOPLE!!
I’m not a burden to put up with. I’m a person who deserves respect, but does have some idiosyncrasies.
Other people aren’t barely tolerating me, they’re being patient and considerate and working hard to be polite.
And I find that when I acknowledge the good I see in other people, they feel respected and appreciated.
I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population
Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout
Keep Reblogging guys
Sexy People I trusted you
We should make this Satan’s most famous post
Good luck with that, my most famous post has 38k+ notes
yeah we can get it there if we lock in enough
COME ON PEOPLE, ALMOST THERE!!
NO BAD BAD BAD
This post has:
579 comments!
4,393 REBLOGS!
6,753 likes!
That's 11,725 notes!
THIS IS A 10K POST!
congratulations satan! no regrets, right?
Satan’s most famous post, all about trout
It’s working
I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population
Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout
apologies, money has exchanged hands for this to exist
Dude
When Satan shags a trout, what comes out?
I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population
Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout
Keep Reblogging guys
Sexy People I trusted you
We should make this Satan’s most famous post
Good luck with that, my most famous post has 38k+ notes
yeah we can get it there if we lock in enough
COME ON PEOPLE, ALMOST THERE!!
NO BAD BAD BAD
This post has:
579 comments!
4,393 REBLOGS!
6,753 likes!
That's 11,725 notes!
THIS IS A 10K POST!
congratulations satan! no regrets, right?
Satan’s most famous post, all about trout
WHEN I SAID BE GAY DO CRIME I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Well! Who else is gonna ignite up all these factories!?!?!
I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population
Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout
Keep Reblogging guys
Sexy People I trusted you
That was your first mistake
You genuinely are going to make me increase the population of trout
That is the goal, I’m aiming for the infinite trout in the tub glitch
@hellsite-hall-of-fame ?
No please have mercy
But like, the opposite
