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Hiii. Welcome.
I’m a minor so act accordingly
Aromantic/demigirl (only bad pronouns are male)
Call me Vee or Froogy!
Below the cut I will put major sections of what I do :]
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
When the DNA mutations send you nudes
I cannot believe that this post is ALIVE let alone funny but here I am laughing
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.
If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog
Gtfo if you hate ppl for existing I AM HERE TO VIBE WITH MY AUTISM AND MY QUEERNESS AND MY GENDER like legit
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 17
Qifrey (Witch Hat Adelier)
Odysseus (Epic the Musical)
Art of Odysseus by @gigizetz
Battle of the dads - my first thought when seeing this
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041
We all know who needs to be @’d
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I read down- thinking like 2020 max
HOW IS THIS THING A 2026 CREATION?????
A mind controlling villain just dropped dead when they tried to controll you. As it turns out, you're basically a psychic landmine.
“Well, shit-“ The hero muttered.
I, a random citizen am left standing oblivious to the chaos I am to cause.
20 dead mind controllers later. They find out that it’s the Aderal because a different one tried on another medicated adhd person.
I am left oblivious until I miss my meds and one of them succeeded and then died the second they made me take my meds since my brain was too scattered.
“Well shit-“ I mutter at the almost empty medicine bottle.
I love that pm is like some sort of benevolent spirit that haunts this website.
Valley girl ghost says
“Um, like, boooo?”
Pukicho is the chaotic neutral equivalent-
Tell me I’m wrong I dare you
Reblog if you say "Y'all"
Can we truce to not spoil the TADC finale?
I swear not to spoil leaks 🫡
I swear not to spoil from the theater release 🫡
I intend to stay offline until after the episode comes out for free 🫡
I don’t have access to leaks/the theater release (aka the ones I’m tryna help) 👍
I promise nothing 🤷
I’ll try but my yapping might slip out some spoilers 😅
I’ll be posting about it but swear to keep spoilers unimportant 🫡
In other news I have tickets to see the theatre release on the 4th (first in my friend group!)
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Huh
Huh
Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
This should fix the balance
Is there even good anime anymore, or is it all "that time I reincarnated as an ant and leveled up 9999 times and became the greatest" sorta shlocky business?
Frieren.
Take the autism coded elf show.
It has 2 seasons.
Watch them.
I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population
Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout
Keep Reblogging guys
Sexy People I trusted you
That was your first mistake
You genuinely are going to make me increase the population of trout
That is the goal, I’m aiming for the infinite trout in the tub glitch
@hellsite-hall-of-fame ?
Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.
please no i hate this post. please no
to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell
what about ace to hell
Going undefined queer to hell
Aro to hell
I’m so bored rn
I am in fact bored again rn
Fancy some hanged man?
I’m gonna go with o?
Any hangman player worth their salt knows to start with the vowels
E? Also have you seen the new Tadc trailer?
First body part! I have seen it and it has me shaking in my boots, please don't abstract Jax D: kind of a bummer the movie won't be available in my country but I'm happy for my friends at latam.
T? Also valid I’m not sure if I’m gonna be in a part of my country where I can see it when it comes out but I’m terrified for Jax
I remember seeing Goose post (though this was a while ago) answering an ask about the mcs abstracting and she said no-
But also that no is pushing it considering that Caine died so Jax is 98% abstraction proof. Other shit is fair game and I pray for us
I wonder how many of you are so young you never had to rewind a VHS tape with a pencil or a knife
No—what's even scarier to think about is that there are people on here who have never seen cable
…what?
What do you mean?
Are there people that young who are on the internet?????
I assumed they were all infants
How long has it been since they discontinued cable?!???
Gen Alpha started being born 2012 (legally- people like to think 2010 but trust me there is a very clear line between the 2010 Gen Z and the 2012 Gen Alpha)
My family’s cable company stopped doing service last year, a lot of kids born after like 2013-ish just don’t remember cable because 2016 was when streaming started picking up and they were just too young
2011 is when the transition kids for Gen Z to Gen Alpha happened. Those are highschool freshmen.
HIGHSCHOOL FRESHMEN
No one tell Satan about what I just said please
@satan-offical
Don’t you dare
@satan-official
rotomblr: reblog with the worst injury you’ve ever gotten from a pokémon, wild or domestic
A corvinite broke my arm when I was like 6. Some gym challenge trainer was unethically grinding exp and I was caught in the crossfire of that thing and my big bro’s bolthound.
Big bro won.
During the Darkest Day, one of Eternatus' beams grazed the tip of my head, giving me both a concussion and reddish-purple roots.
Damn. I know a guy who got hit in the arm.
That mf has black fingertips and visibly reddish-purple veins.
Mimi and Fern both hate him for some reason. I was thankfully inside when that went down but I am still hearing new things about the human damage.