Elita Prime Fanclub

Dorca. 26. She/her. Very bisexual. Blue Ajah with a political agenda. Fandom claim to fame: Cards Against Cybertron

[maecatt]

The cards have been printed and cut, I’m gonna make the writers’ room play Cards Against Cybertron!  (as pictured above with the angry Octopus named “Mae Jr.”)

Special thanks to Artemis_Dreamer over at Archiveofourown where I found these cards.  And shout out to @Elitasedai over on twitter who has her own cards as well here.  I’ll print out their set soon!

[elitasedai]

I’ve got a few expansion sets, too. https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/SE2ZP https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/RDVHY https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/WJHQ3 Feel free to use!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fujihelexicon]

[krinsyn]

Cyberverse bbb LLF2018 lines by @constantscribbles, colors by me! Thanks for sharing!

I’m really enjoying Cyberverse! Please check it out if you haven’t yet :D The colors make my eyes happy 8)

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

[lierdumoa]

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

[kaijuerotica]

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

[lookitsmorefandomtrash-deactiva]

This is on my dash and I’m McFREAKING LOVIN IT

[patheticwhimsy]

Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that leonard nimoy had to walk off set because of tooth pain and show up at his dentist dressed as spock

[ears-and-eyebrows]

Also Brent Spiner broke his mandible during the filming of ‘The Game’ and had to be taken to hospital dressed as Data

[necrofuturism]

an earthquake happened near the DS9 set once and Armin Shimerman went racing home to his family in full-on Quark makeup

[plain-flavoured-english]

Andy Robinson also went home after that earthquake in full Garak makeup and the traffic lights weren’t working so people had to make eye contact at the intersections and he says everybody always let him go first

[patheticwhimsy]

This post has been circulating around for a couple of years and this is the first addition that I genuinely didn’t know about and gOD HOW DID I NOT KNOW

[unicornempire]

Now I want to draw ALL OF THESE events. Particularly Garak sitting there at a traffic light.

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

I AM ON THE FLOOR

[hyper-lesbian]

They’ve struggled so much to get this one sentence out and I feel really bad

[rwbwby]

“Hey there, buddy! Looks like ye could use yerself one of these! Take care out there!”

“Mater has given Dobby a gun! Dobby has a license to kill! Dobby is a wanted elf!”

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[bidergirl-deactivated20191114]

[nerdeas]

Little vases

[nerdyfacts]

Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.

(Source.)

[queertillyarchive]

a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself

[rainnecassidy]

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

[raggedyanndy]

[revengar]

I have no idea what’s going on here

[witchaj]

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

[reparrishcomics]

there was always that one kid going through a wolf phase

[glovestudiosart]

Optimus Prime 25 Cover

My cover for #OptimusPrime 25 by John Barber, Kei Zama & Josh Burcham from IDW Publishing The final issue! Decided to do a cover that would try to sum up some of the most pivotal characters and arcs going all the way back to since what John I started on #RID 1.

[elitasedai]

Finally Metalhawk gets the attention HE DESERVES

[thestoryandyou]

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[jvlianbashir]

why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

OP you are so wise

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

The meeting of James. T. Kirk and Obi-Wan “Always Fucking Flirting” Kenobi would be AMAZING.

[kristsune]

[hrathe3rd-deactivated20200623]

@shoujocowboy

[andalusiapunk]

this is EXACTLY the wars v. trek discourse i wanted on my dashboard