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a collection of things, a magpies nest of thoughts. they/she. queer. neurodivergent. witch.

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[holespoles]

Juppitsusai The cats I draw aren't very cute. But I love drawing them, so I do it anyway.

十筆斎 私が書く猫は、あまり可愛くない。 でも、好きなので描いちゃう。

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[animentality]

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[romanceismycallingcard]

I'd almost reverse that. It makes men think they don't have to be good at anything or try at anything and women should love them anyway.

[thulium]

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

btw the delivery gift certificate thing works from far away too! my friend who lives in a place i cannot physically travel to had twins and i was able to get her a doordash gift card over email which was nice for both of us (she got a meal, and i got to feel like i wasnt impossibly far away)

but yeah op is right ive been on the recieving end for things where i was not capable of coming up with an idea if asked "what can i do?" but the couple folks who said "im going to xyz resturant i know you like what do u want and when should i drop it off" were soooo helpful

[whatbigotspost]

If you're the organizin' others kind, PLEASE let your gift to your friend in need be to put something together like a planned Meal Train to help coordinate good intended friends/family who want to help but aren't sure how. (Hell, even a well designed shared Google doc is better than nothing.)

In my firsthand experience, it's actually very overwhelming and its own mental load to manage and try to limit waste when a family member dies and your village shows up with 12 meals on one day. When you can really actually use 12 meals across 12 days...

I had a friend get 2 different back to back MAJOR health issues and our village was able to plan feed her (Including share important dietary restrictions related to her illness!!!) for like 8 weeks through treatment, etc.

That level of sustained care is only possible w/ good planning. I love good planning so I volunteer for that role as how I am helping. Being the good planning conductor for a friend in need is its own huge gift. Well intentions can go sideways quick when not administered as is most helpful for the person in need.

[charl0ttan]

adderall is a kind of maid that helps with doing chores around the house

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

[batshit-auspol]

Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[dogpuppy]

[notahorseindisguise]

really sick of all that shit i keep seeing on instagram about the world cup being like "americas sleepover" and people are like "im so happy people are coming to visit to see america isnt all that bad!!"

nobody has ever fucking said that living or visiting the US sucks for white people. its not fucking about them

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]