I'm going to bite you

secretly a dog

[evanpapevan711]

HOWDY HOWDY FREAKS

My name is Evan I go by he/him and I am a silly little guy. I hope you stick around to enjoy my stupidity that I have no lack of

I also occasionally stream on twitch

The duck you may see around here is named Rowan 🦆 say hi to Rowan hes not quite sure how to speak yet though

Tags

Thing I type that doesn't fit in my other tags: #i spoke words

New video: #Evan is in video format again

Asks: #you ask and you shall be slapped

Polls: #i did a poll

Do you like seeing art? Do you want to see more of it? I rb 1000x more than I make on @evansartblogforfreaks

I'm funny and/or interesting to you?

Why thank you! You can also find me here!

[communistzuko]

the irony pains me

[old-posts-archive]

October 27, 2013

[no-one-offical]

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[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[no-one-offical]

[314eater]

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

[darnacles-deactivated20150101]

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

[314eater]

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

[mysterxon-archive-blog]

fishingboatproceeds:

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

[ameliasdestiny-deactivated20160]

Is that John Green?

[canttouchthischiz-deactivated20]

That’s John Green.

[takensuperlockian-deactivated20]

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THIS HAS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH AND I NEVER NOTICED THAT IT WAS JOHN GREEN THAT SAID THAT!

Yeah I said it bitches now shut the fuck up

[old-posts-archive]

April 2nd, 2013

[no-one-offical]

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[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

[the-haiku-bot]

my mom says i have

to go to bed now which one

of u fuckers told

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[monkeychewtoy]

holy shit it’s the original without the meaners edit

[old-posts-archive]

April 17th, 2013

[no-one-offical]

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[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[mornington-the-crescent]

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

[i-am-a-fish]

they need to start selling horse milk in grocery stores

[i-am-a-fish]

I forgot normal people follow me I'm sorry

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[thehollowmite]

FLY

[scaggis]

FLY

[skyporf]

FLY

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

FLY

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[evanpapevan711]

If my nose could stop it with these random ass 3 second nosebleeds that'd be great

[evanpapevan711]

yeah update it absolutely has not

[sugar-pink-poison]

average person explodes 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person explodes 0 times per year. Explosions Doof, who lives in lab & explodes over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[evanpapevan711]

Do you like the amazing digital circus?

Do you want to hear my sleep deprived ass make horrible attempts to voice all of the characters? [i get better at them i promise]

Well lucky for you I just posted a video playing a tadc fan game!

Watch part one here! :D

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[no-one-offical]

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[qqchurch]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[radcatcreations]

Can’t believe I forgot to share a video of my Amazing Digital Premiere Party!

I wanted to make the YouTube premiere feel just as special as seeing it in theaters :3

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

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