Without goal

Some things, transman, 27 y/o, russian

[godlessondheimite]

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

[godlessondheimite]

Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! They’re scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!

Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I don’t have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.

[shipburner]

I haven't actively used this site in years but this grabbed my imagination so thoroughly I had to draw it

[askjennaflorida]

The art style just made me ask out loud "Damn, when did Calvin transition?"

[the-haiku-bot]

The art style just made

me ask out loud “Damn, when did

Calvin transition?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[winter-wise]

The Going Postal movie is a blast because Claire Foy stalks around in a velvet gown as if she were genetically predisposed to being a goth dom meanwhile Richard Coyle is skipping about in his gold suit and silly hat going "If I play this right she'll let me be her sub! Yippee!". Every 20 minutes Charles Dance shows up, serves cunt, and then leaves. David Suchet is there.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[proverbialphoenix]

[teaboot]

My boss has a new boss who's been dropping in to check on how different sites are doing and I keep introducing her to the clients by going "This is Hank. Hank, this is my boss's boss, she's very important, please tell her nice things about me" and that's my big Autistic secret to professional networking. Letting them think you're funny

[gemsandjunk]

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[bongwaterbunny]

is this anything

[cringefailvox]

man, vox's repartee with lucifer was, in my opinion, the most devastatingly cruel we've seen him be so far.

"your wife knew it was wrong, lu" friendly nickname lucifer explicitly only allows his family to use + dismissing lucifer's royal status + invoking his broken marriage

"maybe that's why she's not around anymore" blaming lucifer & his character flaws directly for lilith's absence

"smite me! silence me! that's all you angels know how to do" throwing it in lucifer's face that he's an outsider in hell & doesn't belong here, aligning him with the same institutions that discarded him for not fitting in there either

"you won't do it, you're weak" highlighting the specific constraints of his punishment + vox's own untouchability in this moment

"they didn't banish you, they clipped your wings and chained you down here" emphasizing further that lucifer isn't a threat even worth banishment, only being chained up out in the yard like a nuisance pet

"well, i got no chains on me" sinners are free to act in ways that lucifer isn't despite the enormous gulf in power between them + driving home lucifer's helplessness

and what makes it all worse is that vox isn't really even lying here, he's exaggerating the truth in pointed ways to break lucifer down publicly and he KNOWS there's nothing lucifer can say in his own defense, both because lucifer is desperately insecure about his familial relationships / has been wallowing in self-pity for the last however many years AND because there's nothing technically untrue in anything vox is saying. brutal

[disc80s]

with my dad being a computer technician and showing me the *magic* of the internet at a very young age, growing up on the internet was inevitable. it is often why i felt like i didn’t belong in my own friend groups when i was a teen, because they grew up watching greek tv series and i grew up watching say, doctor who and supernatural before these shows even aired here. i found community online so easily when i should have been cultivating it irl instead.

i lost out on so much of my country’s culture (things that even to this day i am oblivious to) and it’s often a lighthearted laughing matter within my friend group –how much i don’t know about my own country, about actors, artists, memes, references, series, even greek online culture– but it also comes with a heavy sense of not belonging. bc i dont feel like i 100% belong here and i surely don’t 100% belong in any of the English-speaking countries whose culture i have consumed since i was little.

they should invent a countryplace where i belong fr

[creepy-scrawl]

Where's that post about feeling as a foreigner in your mother tongue 🫩

[disc80s]

oh… that was my post from years ago, still very relevant i guess

[the-haiku-bot]

oh… that was my post

from years ago, still very

relevant i guess

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the truth is the most discourse poisoned weirdos among us are not even on tumblr at all, they're walking around the physical world acting like normal people until their sleeper activation topic comes up.

when I was in undergrad I had this professor who spontaneously decided in the middle of a class on, as far as I could tell, a completely unrelated topic to go on a bizarre tirade about how human pregnancies are actually 10 months long and saying it's 9 months is a patriarchal attempt to minimise women's suffering. she very confidently justified this by explaining that there are four weeks in a month, so 40 weeks is 10 months.

when someone pointed out that a month (except February) is actually four weeks and two to three days, and that 40 weeks (280 days) is a lot closer to 9 months (275 days) than it is to 10 months (305 days), she told him to stop mansplaining.

then a girl pointed out that the actual length of a typical human pregnancy isn't even 40 weeks, it's 38. I think we all collectively blacked out after that

[hismercytomyjustice]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 DOESN’T HAVE AN APP. AO3 DOESN’T NEED AN APP. YOU’RE GIVING YOUR LOGIN INFO TO SOME SHADY THIRD-PARTY APP THAT’S FULL OF ADS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT

[hismercytomyjustice]

[depsidase]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[strong-resilient-indigenous]

yall we did it

we made it to boob frogs

[markscherz]

[alientitty]

a few indian brutalist buildings

[eggcats]

imagine being alastor and seeing your babygirl crt television downgrade to a flatscreen fuckboy, I'd also vanish for 7 years in grief