Fishsticks and Lab Lizards

I am the human embodiment of a certain scientist. So sit back and enjoy the shitty jokes and fandom junk. Also I tag literally everything so block tags if you must.

[fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces]

[iguanamouth]

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

[despazito]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

[hotvampireadjacent]

Club penguin. They were penguins.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mrsterlingeverything]

God i miss him so much

[gumi-megpoidd]

top ten women

if you insist

[thesituation]

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

[thesituation]

jughead

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[oceantoyz]

Hey Underrated Pokemon fans!! This one's for you 🥰

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when you're deep into obscure fetish deviantart and you genuinely have to admire the diversity of the human mind

[restlessmoss]

[fedoraspooky]

THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HERRRR

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

it's the holidays, you know what that means

[teethands]

[evilwizard]

Leslie’s Sinister Concoction

[mpregeminem]

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

[mpregeminem]

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

[mpregeminem]

[shiftythrifting]

?????

Animal

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[ckret2]

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

[dogrotpdf]

had someone come to my book event last night and give me this. couldnt ask for anything better, really. yes, they’ll be at my birthday party in november

[dogrotpdf]

you’ll never believe the turn of events that have transpired tonight

[dogrotpdf]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

CRYING

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[catboyluca62]

This is the fucking hardest tumblr’s ever made me doubt my sense of reality. Can anyone else see donkey kong or am i tweaked the fuck out

[cryptvokeeper]

no thats Dean