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[cheaphalloweencostume]

Patagonia is posting notes app social media half-added apologies over their lawsuit 😭😭😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i mean. i’ll always side with the human over the company anyway. but these are markedly different

[cheaphalloweencostume]

guys, she can keep performing, she just has to cow to the brand and give up her identity and redesign all her shit despite the fact that they’re both named after a geographical region! the brand simply MUST have first dibs and then the human can live her little life or whatever!! why are you guys so excited to suck corporate boot? am i going fucking crazy? again?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[myshanela]

image credits: @moonlightsonatah

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[teaboot]

oh this is genius

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[valtsv]

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

remember when he said this was a connor thing

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

no evidence to back this up but shane strikes me as the type of guy who holds a comical amount of stuff in one hand. very give me that ilya. big hands. he is The Holder.

there's a famous mid-action candid of them walking and shane’s unintentionally mean-mugging while in one hand holding his phone, ilya's phone, some sort of paper that's been folded up a million times - there's chapstick clutched between his pointer and middle fingers, a water bottle hanging by the ring from his pinky, hoodie in the crook of his elbow, hockey bag slung over his shoulder. meanwhile his other side is completely free. (eagled eyed viewers will understand that this is the hand he opens doors for ilya with)

[graceebooks]

i know we probably all know this but to be clear ilya is walking through the door shane is holding open for him carrying absolutely nothing and talking dramatically with his hands in an aggressively slavic manner while shane also carries his bags, his hopes, his dreams, and his entire life

[hollanoveau]

Okay so imagine obliviously bicurious Marley is traded to Ottawa before Shane and Ilya are outed. And like Shane and Ilya are always hanging out and Cliff is Ilya's best friend and so the three of them are always hanging out together. Cliff just keeps absentmindedly touching Shane and Shane just as obliviously keeps smiling at Cliff when he does and the whole thing is driving Ilya crazy because neither one of them are seeing it.

HAHAHA GOD POOR ILYA. and when he brings it up even remotely shane is like “what? no god he’s straight i just like looking at him” and he shrivels up and dies a little more

[hollanoveau]

@hollzy-baby god bless your tags

[gaynehollander]

I just think, based on the way Ilya had his hand down his pants for the entirety of the Boston conversation, that after he and Shane are settled in their relationship his relaxation always includes somewhat inappropriate Shane touching. They're watching a movie with Shane resting on his chest? Ilya's hand is on his bare ass, fingers playing along the crease where his butt becomes his thigh, occasionally lifting the cheek and letting it go just to feel it jiggle. Shane's on the couch reading? Ilya's crawling between his legs and resting his head in the crease of his thigh. Shane's cuddled up with his back against Ilya's chest? Ilya's hand is resting on that man's cock. It's not necessarily sexual, it's not consciously possessive (although it is subconsciously possessive in that Shane's body is his to touch in whatever way he wants), that's just how he's most comfortable.

[gaynehollander]

Meanwhile, Shane Oral Fixation Hollander always has some part of Ilya in his mouth. So they're cuddled up, Ilya's right hand on Shane's ass, the left one in his mouth and it's become so normal that neither one of them gives it a second thought. There's definitely a time or two where they accidentally do it around other people, like they're watching a scary movie with the Pikes and don't realise that Shane's had two of Ilya's fingers in his mouth for the past ten minutes until Hyden catches it out of the corner of his eye and goes "dude, what the fuck??" or they're heading back with the Cens after a series of away games and they're cuddled up on the plane, both half asleep, when Ilya's hand just makes its way down Shane's pants to rest in the crease of his groin and when Troy says "Roz, you'll be home in like two hours, can't that wait?" neither one of them realises what he's even referring to.

[boitterfly]

obsessed w ilya in that tampa hotel room throwing all he has against shane’s persistence like you don’t like me/ don’t fucking do this/ we can’t be something/ i wouldn’t be able to go home again/ i don’t want to find out and none of it stops shane for even a second its truly shane’s unstoppable force vs. ilya’s extremely moveable object

[fuckrozanov]

do you think shane ever gets irrationally furious about the ear thing with the girl in the club. like it's been years and ilya has shane underneath him and he's kissing him all over but then he gets to shane's ear and shane goes rigid. ilya is like what. shane says no sorry i just didn't realize i was getting the ilya rozanov special 😐 is this standard with every purchase or did i unlock premium. ilya kindly doesn't bring up that shane went home and had sex with his literal girlfriend that same night

[ticklefighthockey]

god the cut from ilya slamming him into the boards to ilya slamming him facedown on the couch.... one of the hottest sequences in cinematic history?????????? i also think it's delicious that this is obviously the first time ilya's seen him since the infamous vegas sub drop dom drop in the same bed now y'all both upset and crying encounter... ilya's like i will be fucking you facedown on your own sofa with my big hand holding your head down to signal that we are still not allowed to do anything crazy like kiss on the mouth. but also i clearly stripped you naked and got you facedown on your couch like .02 seconds after walking through your front door so i could fuck you like i've been dying for it all summer so. on a deeper level i am still kind of losing the idgaf war

[sunnys1de-d0wn]

myshane is an ilya enabler, not an ilya apologist.

[radialarch]

keep thinking about how much ilya loves his father like. he is so tender with him. in sochi when he reminds his father they'll go meet the minister, where presumably he'll be blamed for losing all over again. the summer of giving him meds and then taking the pill bottles away. the note in his voice when he tells alexei he got a text asking for him to bring home bread.

[gaynehollander]

I love that "Hayden Pike has a crush on Shane Hollander" isn't just a fandom trope, it's genuine textual analysis.

I also love that "Marleau and Ilya have definitely shared women and/or fucked in front of one another" is not even close to being hinted at in canon but we all know it to be true.

[twirlingfreckles]

whenever y’all post about loving the Canes i forget about hockey. I always assume you mean Raisin’