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how could I fucking miss it. messy bisexual always in the club circa 2010s ilya rozanov would fucking LOVE kesha. animal and cannibal on repeat in the raiders dressing room every home game he will fucking break your fingers if you try to turn it off during "your love is my drug"
shane riding it crazy style in a backwards baseball hat is like level up of white crew socks as lingerie. i think it would give ilya a nosebleed
no bc shane bouncing and moaning on it in just the white crew socks and backwards baseball hat and maybe his smartwatch notifying him he's hit his cardio goal for the day would give me a nosebleed too
@mina-logan absolutely zero pressure BUT I can picture this drawn in your style so clearly it’s like a vision from god
Baby I’m taking NOTES because YES.
Anyway I did it.
Full art on AO3: Here
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
phineas and ferb heritage post
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
[ilya in press scrum voice] yes,, i love getting hit in face with puck, jimothy. is favorite hobby. soon i stop playing hockey just to get hit in face with puck all time instead, is so fun. yes markie, i am kidding. when next you interview puck,, ask if it loves my face: of course is a yes. no markie, i am not kidding. and jimothy, i will do more reporting for you: drillers also love my face, this is why they shoot for it instead of wide open net and we go from two down to OT to win and make macklemore on bench cry -- no, no, i am sure is macklemore, side job as DJ, yes?-- cry in own barn because his team cannot keep his record clean -- yes, stacey i am done. bye jimothy👋bye markie see you thursday, we will beat your hometown then, very nice☺️
ilya + his very judgemental eyebrows
i want to beg you, as much as i can, to be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and to try to love the questions themselves like locked rooms and like books that are written in a very foreign tongue. do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. and the point is to live everything. live the questions now. perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it live along some distant day into the answer.
― rainer maria rilke, letters to a young poet, “letter four,” tr. by m. d. herter norton
laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it
he would believe so hard
HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT
he is MIND OVER MATTERING
he is FOCUSED
he is DETERMINED
he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT
shane comes to, sees The Face and just immediately slides the towel on his head down to cover his eyes
making this worse is that they have lunch plans with shane's parents, which is one of the reasons shane decided to try and out-willpower biology in the first place so they could get through as soon as possible
and now they're going to be late AND shane now has to convince ilya to not get him in trouble
"you canNOT tell my mom"
"i am going to tell your mother"
"do NOT"
"i am telling her as soon as we get there"
"you tell her, and I'm not fucking you for a WEEK"
"oh, so you are still telling lies?"
also extremely funny to imagine ilya's journey in this situation emotions-wise as well
man went from "okay, all done with boring medical stuff. now to have a nice lunch with my in-laws. :)" only to have shane grab him, go fucking DEATHLY pale, and then DROP
and ilya is naturally freaking tf out until a nurse very calmly lets him know everything is okay, this is very common, does his husband have a history of fainting with needles and/or bloodwork-
which means ilya's OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK immediately becomes "oh you motherfucker" as he waits for his husband to rouse enough to get fucking ROASTED
Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.
For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!
just to be clear
certified soup post
It's sooo good
The lentil soup post is yeah beyond amazing. I know lentil soup doesn't seem like it could be that good. You simply don't Know how beloved the rheinlander lentil soup was. This was a famous soup here.
Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.
My first reaction: she finally gets to have some!!
My second reaction: oh gosh they're holding tails in the second picture okay I need to reblog this.
i wish you all 🫱 a happy fingers in his mouth friday
this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different
the question ilya poses to shane is: why wouldn’t you get to feel good? and the question shane poses to ilya is: why wouldn’t you get to be loved?
I like to think that Grace and Adrian have very similar problems
The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye
Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!
I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.
