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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

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P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

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[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[happy-quack]

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

[the-haiku-bot]

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hebbic]

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[reffitt-blog1]

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

[rain-droplet]

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

[scratchy-archive]

I ate the notes

[good-girl-gock]

ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN

[guess-ill-dye]

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

[00arrow00]

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

[vexcite]

the dates these are sent on are broken for me

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

[librarychair]

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

[harvestandhearth]

Ah, Tumblr

[bianca-hooks123]

25 notes for me.

[lilith-eats-the-stars]

3. 3 notes. all this and we still dont know what happened to the camera guy

[teyvat-academy-au]

after watching the raiden video it got me thinking about the family. specifically how ei and the shogun share a body. assuming the family at some point makes up and becomes happy, imagine them all spending time together: scara sitting peacefully talking to his mom, improving their relationship, when the shogun takes over.

i assume ei could make a third puppet body for herself so they wouldn't have to share anymore? it'd bring some funny scenarios. imagine UA on guard about to fight the shogun, when out of nowhere, a clone of her shows up with some sweets

UA: what are you doing here! don't get any closer to the students!!

shogun: i just came to visit someone.

UA: why?? to kill them??

ei, suddenly showing up: i brought sweets for us all to share!! shogun where's your brother? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

UA: WHY ARE THERE 2 OF YOU?!?!??

It's all Nahida's secret plan to "Give Wanderer a Family," especially after saving Eri.

Nahida to Eri: Family is not necessarily connected by blood, but if you choose someone as your family and they choose you, then there is nothing stronger than these ties.

Later Eri to Wanderer: You are MY family and-

[hinari]

second chance

so i have been reading a lot of rwby fanfiction with jaune arc as the main character however i hate harem all of them are harem i hate it with burning passion i feel like it ruins everything and adds nothing to the story but that's just me enjoy what you want to enjoy

So i thought hey what if i just do this

Jaune arc as king arthur from fate

Start:

As we all know king arthur is the once and future king of britain who died at the hands of his son mordred and as we know in the prototype universe mordred is a boy however in pan-human history mordred is a girl and i really really like the girl version who isn't a yandere like the male version

We start off with jaune as arthur at the time where mordred kills him but she didn't succeed and she died instead of course arthur saddened by the outcome after all the body he is holding is his child what kind of parent wouldn't be saddened with the death of their child ,

arthur heartbroken that the child he so tried to protect from the throne, the child he wasn't allowed to love died by his hands, wish that there was a way to meet her again a chance to love and watch her grow away from the war away from the crown away from the witch he calls his sister and his wish was heard by the very consciousness of humanity alaya and then alaya spoke

" tell me ,oh great king of knights, if i do grant your wish, are you ready to walk through hell just for you to meet this child again?"

"Yes i would go to hell and back, i-i would allow myself to be ripped the part just.....p-please let me see t-this child grow let me love this child j-just give me a chance to say i am proud of her please" 

" well then i hope this time you don't fail good night oh king of knights"

Arthur fell asleep and then woked up as jaune arc and thanks to this jaune actually know's swords work and has a backbone and isn't a bit flirty but at his core he is still a good man

Now he went to beacon as a way to widen his horizon by making allies that can help him in finding mordred of course the letter is still fake mostly because his family doesn't allow him to go to beacon but thanks to him being experienced no one not even ozpin knows that the letters were fake it was only discovered after the team initiation now this is where we diverge from the timeline beacon still falls but pyrrha didn't die just heavily injured and compromise so she is staying at the hospital for now other than that nothing much change the others still dies and beacon needs to be abandoned as it is overrunned

Everyone went home to their families but all decided to meet at tintagel jaune hometown thanks to the abundance of hunters the town is fairly safe so they can use it as a base of operation to plan their next move

"Wow,jaune your town is so pretty!" Ruby excitedly said as everyone looked around they could see stunning views of the ocean and jaw dropping cliffs with the town houses being somewhat old style it's like stepping into a fairy tail of old knights and kings"yup this is a good place to just walk around and and let the wind blow away bad thoughts and with the ocean being nearby the ports have a lot of boats so if we ever need to go somewhere we can just boat there" jaune explained who the smile on his face clearly have missed being home for a long time and with he's now holding so similar with his past birthplace this place is filled with memory both from his past life and current life but they don't need to know that

" let's go to my house first so that we can get you guys settled in the journey must be tiring" jaune said as you look at the faces of his friends clearly tired of what has happened at beacon and the journey they took from here" but are you sure there would be enough room for all of us" our resident ice queen said as she clear didn't think there would be enough room for all six of them

" don't worry i have seven sisters there will be in a room for all of us and i have also given my parents a heads up they cleared out a room for us so we can use it as a meeting place to plan out our next moves" jaune reassured his friends as they continue down outside the town as the walking talk a mansion came into view

"Hey vomit boy you didn't told us you live in a mansion?!" Yang said clear bewildered at how big dimension is, Nora excitedly said" hey fearless leader you're going to serve us delicious food right right?!" Ren tried to come nora as she is now shaking their leader violently, jaune just laugh and assured that everyone will have a good time

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Now once everyone settled in and at the meeting hall Qrow was discovered to be following them to ensure that nothing bad happen to them and then give them knowledge of a underground facility doing experiments at first it was nothing just a few experiments on rats and small animals and then they start experimenting on children and then they caught a wind of how the scientist they're started experimenting using dna from multiple student at bacon the like of which are jaune and his friends dna 

And Orow wanted them to help raid the underground lab so that they could save the children that were taken amd see what does pesky scientist want to do with the dna that they have taken

Jaune hearing this thought this must be where he's going to meet his child maybe at the lab mordred will be there and after careful planning there are going there the day after tomorrow to see the lab for now they must get some supplies and make sure their weapons are in proper conditions

I'm going to be real with you guys i have no idea about the timeline of rwby so i'm just making this up as we go anyway i'm just rambling

Anyway as always if you ever want to use this please tag me so i can read it

[hinari]

SASUK- wait KINICH?!?

So we do this like any other our beloved fishcake decided that he is going to steal a scroll once again and that's the

過去のシールを見る

Kako no shīru o miru

(past seeing seal)

Ofcourse he got caught by kakashi-sensei and got dragged into the hokage tower 

"Naruto do you know what you did?!" Tsunade said in a loud and angry voice, naruto looked down sheepishly as his teammates walked closer to him with equally disappointed and acceptance like this was disappointingly normal and while the other just sighs then naruto answered with a slight grin that he try to hide "i borrowed a scro-OWWCH" Tsunade now with a Dark look directed at naruto arms ready for another punch " NO YOU STOLE A SCROLL!!!....sighhhhh~~ oy brat why did you do that!? Do you know what this scroll do !?!? "

naruto says that confusedly " yes it let u look into your past live it said that in the first half of the scroll"........."eh?" the hokage now confuse as no one has been able to decipher the scroll seen the day it was discovered in the- oh aaaahhhhh looks like she finally remembers where the scroll was discovered and that is in Uzushiogakure and naruto having the uzumaki blood running through his vain it makes sense that he can understand the writing within the scroll 

" sighhhhhhhss~~" Tsunade sighed as a headache form because now she has to find a way to get jiraya here to teach naruto sealing art but with the unknown organization starting their move it will take a while and then the brat decided to do something stupid " here let me show you all!!" Naruto said as he start gathering chakra to activate the scroll . Sasuke knowing that this is bound to happen push sakura away and try to stop the moron but he is to late the seal activated and light covered the entire hokage office and in clash of green, yellow and blue a portal opened and something or someone felt in the portal.

Two girl one with white hair and blew outfit while the other ashley blonde hair with ears and tails landing on top of each other after that the portal once again spew out someone this time a boy with black hair in a green outfit this time landing perfectly on his feet looking ready to  fight and defend the two girl .

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Part 1 

[hinari]

NARUTO AND INO ARE PARTNER IN CRIME

okay so there's this best plant competition that takes place once a year

Naruto and Ino participate in it naruto with just plants and ino when it comes to flowers they are a force to be wrecking with however they keep losing to this one girl for 3 years now and they are getting desperate

Yamanaka flower shop

*Ino and the others are talking *

Naruto busting in :..........

The other:what?

Naruto: it's time

Ino: i see i will get our planning board out

The other: what is happening right now

Naruto the plants and flower competition

Sakura: the competition that takes place once a year you both participate in that?

N&I : Y E S

Naruto: and i can feel it this is the year we're going to win the first place and finally defeat the cheating weed!!!!

The other: ?!?!? Huh?!?!

Part 1

[hinari]

the part 2

Post by @hinari

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 3 · The Naru-Ino Plans · The plan------------------> This year's subject is "Herbal flower" *The Plan to Greatness* • Find

[hinari]

The Naru-Ino Plans

The plan------------------>

This year's subject is

"Herbal flower"

                       *The Plan to Greatness*

• Find books on subject 

• Pinpoint flowers that is available to this region /or is only available here

• Poison the waters [no ino we good people] (then find out what her plan is)

• Get support  supplies that we need for said plant 

• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET HELP (we are desperate now naruto it's been a week we can't find any flowers) [ you just don't like the ones we found]

• grow the plant

.........

• get help from the others

• spy on the opponent( burn the opponents plant) [ ino for the love of god not yet]

..............

..................

Sakura: so it's been a week then why did you say that "its time" did you finally find a flower that can finally work?

Shikamaru: or did you both decided to just give up and poison the water

Ino: Ye-

Naruto:NO!! - looks at ino judgingly- no i found out what kind of flower she will grow so with the flower she picked with that we can find a better one

Ino still angry she got cut off: and since all of you are here you will all help us

Choji: and why would you even think that we will help

Kiba: yeah i rather trai-

Naru&ino: hahahaha it's funny you think you have a ....choice on this matter

The others: oh dear 

Ino:sooooooooo sakura do you know any herbal flowers~~~?

Sakura: sigh~~ fine let's see what's the flower she uses-[hibiscus]- i see perfect for this weather usually grown just for ornamental purposes but can be eaten straight as a flower or turn into tea that can reduce blood pressure and cholesterol level{ i will source the site i got this from at the description down below}.........mmmmmmmhhhhhhh oh how about honeysickle

Ino: honeysicle huh? Very aromatic use for medicine for centuries can be digest or apply to skin for inflammatory conditions and also very sweet you can use it as a sugar replacement 

Naru: i'll put that at the board to choose from

Hinata: h-how about starflowers? It's a very u-unique and delicate flower it can also be used to treat sore t-throat or cough it was given tonight sister once when she was coughing non-stop

Naruto&ino now beaming in happiness: [thank you for the suggestion hinata i'm sure with how delicate the flower and its uses] (it will probably score a high point if we were able to manage it correctly to bloom pretty flowers)

Choji: hey maybe you can make a tasty treats out of those flowers maybe you can score a point and give me some too!

Shino: i can use my bugs to help pollinate the flowers if you want

Sasuke:....... i know up please where the soil is very fertile you can probably get some there

Ino: in the list of flowers we now have what me and naruto before which is lavender, sunflower, rose, and squash broom now with honeysickle and starflower in the mix we will try to find if we have those seeds or sprouts in stock

Naruto: and if we don't have those with just try to find them in or outside the village and just put them in a pot with that they're already grown we just have to make them live long enough for the competition

Neji: how long do you have anyway?

Naru: technically speaking we have till the third half of spring which is march to may however in between contestant have to go to competition site for the judge to inspect the plant and make sure that the plant is the still the same when you submitted

Ino: well then this is enough planning for the day will meet each other again 4 days so that we can get the plan up and running

Naruto: our road to the trophy and for that spot in the newspaper is closer than ever

[hinari]

NARUTO AND INO ARE PARTNER IN CRIME

okay so there's this best plant competition that takes place once a year

Naruto and Ino participate in it naruto with just plants and ino when it comes to flowers they are a force to be wrecking with however they keep losing to this one girl for 3 years now and they are getting desperate

Yamanaka flower shop

*Ino and the others are talking *

Naruto busting in :..........

The other:what?

Naruto: it's time

Ino: i see i will get our planning board out

The other: what is happening right now

Naruto the plants and flower competition

Sakura: the competition that takes place once a year you both participate in that?

N&I : Y E S

Naruto: and i can feel it this is the year we're going to win the first place and finally defeat the cheating weed!!!!

The other: ?!?!? Huh?!?!

Part 1

[shiho7567]

Can't find the post anymore but there was one where they said it would make sense for Danny to be Ra's and Vlad Tim (because of their experiences)

And now I am just imagining they reincarnate and remember their previous life and instead of Ra's being all creepy to Tim with "Come Detective, be my heir, join me" it's Tim (Vlad) chasing after Ra's (Danny) all like, come Adopt me we can be family

[hinari]

Post by @ourrechte-blog

💬 27  🔁 364  ❤️ 1524 · A Funny Take on Counterparts · You know the cliche by now, Danny or Jack is a counterpart to Bruce or Superman or the

This??

[shiho7567]

Can't find the post anymore but there was one where they said it would make sense for Danny to be Ra's and Vlad Tim (because of their experiences)

And now I am just imagining they reincarnate and remember their previous life and instead of Ra's being all creepy to Tim with "Come Detective, be my heir, join me" it's Tim (Vlad) chasing after Ra's (Danny) all like, come Adopt me we can be family

[hinari]

hi it's me again

So let's start off with another one so this one starts with danny getting hit by fear gas and his first instinct is to pounds at vlad full badger no powers mode just gremlin feral fighting style and vlad just take it because this is manageable

Edit :

If anyone can find it please give it to me sorry if this is somewhat short it was one in the middle of the night

[hinari]

Here it is:

Reblog by @regonold

💬 33  🔁 1745  ❤️ 6005 · Vlad is holding him at arms length as danny keeps twisting and turning trying to bite his hand to get him to let go

[hinari]

hi it's me again

So let's start off with another one so this one starts with danny getting hit by fear gas and his first instinct is to pounds at vlad full badger no powers mode just gremlin feral fighting style and vlad just take it because this is manageable

Edit :

If anyone can find it please give it to me sorry if this is somewhat short it was one in the middle of the night

[hinari]

Prompt hunt

Okay it started off with duke seeing phantom in eldridge form following danny who is transferred in gotham high and phantom is i think the dead brother of damian i am trying to find this pic for a while now i wasn't successful if anyone can help me you have my thanks it will really make my day

Someone found it thank you very much

Post by @virgamsysxvolumes

💬 0  🔁 76  ❤️ 358 · Phantom of Love · Masterpost Narrative: Post One Part Two Part Three Part Four

[orbitalpython]

demon twin clones

Dc x Dp Prop fic starter

Ok like the demon twins au but both Damian and Danny are the clones of the original Damian and Danny. The original Danny died saving the both of them and simply disappeared, so Ra's tells Talia and Damian he sent Danyal on a secret mission

Couple years later after Danny makes his mark as Phantom and after Clone!Damian and him reconnect, Danny and Damian clones bring the slightly decayed corpse of Danyal to the Portal and switch it on to resurrect him. It worked! Slightly! He's back in his former glory, a bit taller even stronger to. But VERY mad. Not at Clones!Damian and Danny but at Ra's Al Ghul. Apparently Danyal had a very weak spirit and heard everything Ra's said about him.

Danyal:What? When? Ok ok. So new Family. Good. Ra's not dead but will be.

Dani: Ooo! True Template is fun. I like him.

Danyal: Little one is good. How did you?

Dan: Fruitloop Godfather. Man Jazz is going to have a field day on you.

Danyal: Who is?

Jazz who is on her third mental breakdown:*Breaking basement door open* SO YOU ARE OR HAVE HAD A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD?

Danyal: I like her, she definitely cares about the youth

Clone!Dami and Danny: You have no Idea

[hinari]

A good parents reveal where they just accept that they now have many childrens they can share with batman but they will not give batman any children those are theirs they will body batman if he tried to take any of their children

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

What if Apple convinced Raven to sign & when their story starts the mirror keeps saying that Raven’s the fairest? Apple keeps waiting for the day that the mirror says she’s the fairest but it never comes, she even asks it herself. Eventually, the mirror’s answer changes to Raven’s daughter, who’s now attending EAH. Apple’s the first Snow White that couldn’t surpass her Evil Queen in beauty.

Apple was giddy, it was finally the start of her and Raven’s tale as Snow White and Evil Queen, although it did surprise her when she learned that Raven had merely become a lady in waiting in their tale once they graduated Ever After High.

She was sad when her mother died the day after she graduated from Ever After High, but she knew it was destined to happen.

More so as she realized that her father was being comforted by Raven, mostly through the two of them talking or having tea with each other.

She was more surprised when it took 4 years for her father to court Raven and 2 more for her father and step aunt to marry.

Oddly enough, this was the 6th time a Queen truly fell for their Good King, and Apple at 25 years old was ecstatic to finally have Raven as her Step-mother and was giddy for their tsale to get to the point she wanted.

She didn’t mind when she was stripped of her royal title and given light chores, not harsh like her mother had done during her and Queen Mira’s turn.

She waited patiently for Hunter to order her to follow him so that he could try to kill her and then let her run away to the Dwarves cottage.

Weeks turned to months and months turned to a year.

Apple paced back and forth in her room, she was already getting desperate for Raven to try and off her, but she wanted to know why she wasn’t getting in Raven’s bad side.

She decided to walk around the castle.

As she walked in the halls she passed THE room.

The room that held Raven’s family mirror.

THE Magic Mirror.

As she passed by she paused when she heard Raven’s voice, but she sounded as if she were tired.

“Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”she heard her destined enemy say sofetly to what she suspected must be the mirror.

Apple held her breath as she waited fir the next words that would give her the destiny she was waiting for.

“You are the fairest in the land your majesty, no one can compete with your beauty.”

Apple’s eyes widened at what she heard. She felt her stomach drop before she ran off to her room.

“How am I not the fairest? I always asked my mirror-“ Apple paused when she realized it.

The mirror that she had in her dorm room did not since her mother had ordered a custom made mirror that was designed to speak compliments to Apple. It wasn’t a sentient mirror like Raven’s was which was created by the 1st Evil Queen.

So really she knew that Raven was much more fairest than her because of how she looked.

She had the hair and skin, and she was far more beautiful than Apple.

So Apple waited patiently for the mirror to say the sentence that would lead to her Happily Ever After.

Apple waited for months, and waited.

After a year and learning that Raven had just given birth to a little girl that she didn’t realize was born until she met the baby girl when she was 3 weeks old. That was when she had decided to d what she did.

She snuck into the room that held the mirror.

And minutes later she ran with her hand covering her mouth as she muffled her sobs.

She was 27 years old and the mirror has deemed her not fairest yet.

She knew that people talked because as years passed people would eye her in the streets of her kingdom once her father announced that he and his wife, Raven, would be moving to Raven’s kingdom that every Evil Queen and Good Queen moved to once the tale ends of The Snow White tale.

Years pass and Apple was grasping for something, anything that would cause her poison apple to get to her happily ever after.

But she knew it was no use.

She didn’t get married, but she did have a child after she had decided to use a sperm donor which had led to her being given dirty looks.

She wanted the poison apple, but it was no use.

Especially once she learned that Raven’s daughter, Bella Queen, was beginning to attend Ever After High.

Everyone knew.

Knew that she couldn’t surpass her Evil Queen’s beauty.

She never became the fairest in the land.

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Snow, Glass, Apples has magic, smut, nudity and death. It tells the story from the evil queens perspective as a beautiful retelling.

Apple White getting the role of the evil queen in Snow, Glass, Apples. While Raven Queen gets to be a vampire Snow White who gets her happily ever after with her prince. The prince being Daring Charming. A random legacy year teenager as the good king who dies because Raven feeds off of him as food.

With how the story book of legends is it’s going to keep itself shut until legacy day to show their destiny, and then they have to go through with it. Why is this happening? It’s because of Ravens doormat vampire genes decided to make itself appear as a dominant trait for this generation and it’s been awhile since ‘Snow, Glass, Apples’ has been told.

This would go well with the bio dad Steve Leonard where she's a vampaneze, but I'd say Raven is a vampire from her mother, or perhaps Mira cheated on James Good/King with a vampire and rsince she has magic it lets Mira be pregnant an appropriate amount and Raven looks human, but her aging slows down at 21 years old.

I checked out the plot of the story and it's so interesting and unique. but it'll be odd to see how it plays.

It could be maybe Apple marries a distant cousin of Mira's from her father's side who was a Good King making them Raven's cousin and then in the tale Raven is in their kingdom as a Lady-in-Waiting for Apple and slowly thats when the tale begins idk tbh

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Crazy thinking for the EAH AU of Daring and Raven being the Next Gen Pen and Oddy of The Oddesy

And then it's scary thinking how Raven has to wait a decade for the war her husband went to end, and wait another decade knowing her husband is alive and fighting monsters and gods to return to her and their child.

While suitors who are just after her husband's throne despite her being her parents heir as she was also a Queen Regnant to her childhood kingdom while Queen Consort to Daring's kingdom and even then she can't do much bc of the God's rule of hospitality.

She can't even use her magic out of fear that the gods would punish her and her child if she even tried to defend themselves.

Like...so much angst.

[justrandomfanficideas]

2-TOTCF

An au where instead of Roksoo and Cale exchanging bodies, because of another god Cale ends up in Korea some time after Soohyuk and Jungsoo died.

He is found by Roksoo who find Cale strange especially as he has an odd accent but decided to help him as Cale looks confused(he assumes Cale was a victim of a monster attack as he is very hurt and has a few scars).

Cale slowly gets used to Korea and continues being under Roksoo's care who also slowly, starts to open up more and get better from how he was since his hyungs died.

Both of them help each other heal from what had happened to them and they grow very close until suddenly a portal opens inside their home and Alberu(or someone else) appears and asks Roksoo to help Roan defeat White Star as the God of Death told Cage he was the only one able to do it.

Roksoo looks unsure if he should do it but having heard Cale's story, he decides to help to save Cale's family but demands that Cale and the rest of Team 1 to be able to come.

Alberu isn't too happy about having to bring the 'Trash' of the Henituse family but ends up agreeing so Cale calls the rest of team, informs the leader of Team 2 about them leaving for some time and they all enter the portal.

How things go from here is for the writer to decide but maybe have the Henituse(family, servants and the Molans) notice how different Cale is now and how he resembles much more how he had been when Jour was alive, Roksoo not taking shit from anyone, Team 1 being badass and showing the best teamwork when the others fighting White Star don't get along all the time, etc.

Also, Roksoo and Cale's relationship is up to the writer meaning it depends on them if it is a romantic or platonic one