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The three Bs
Blame capitalism
Blame the patriarchy
Blame Friedrich Merz
Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon masterâs guide
Here is a free pdf to voloâs guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainenâs tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
Reblogging for other dnd nerds
>^>
also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips
and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what youâd prefer
Would you eat a whole lemon for $20?
Yes
No
wtf is wrong with you?
I would for ___ amount of money (comment below)
This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.
Item: A Dusty Tome Rarity: â¶ Rare
What video game has the best lore?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Probably Mass Effect just because I don't really play much else
A true successor of Thomas Edison
surprise surprise
finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site
itâs also not even HIS money, itâs his fatherâs money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.
elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.
Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.
I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - âIâm Yoursâ using two Nokia Phones
> Some guy in Mongolia is like âWho the **** keeps calling me!??â
> I think this guy has found his
(âą_âą)
( âą_âą)>ââ -â
(ââ _â )
calling.
> How do people play two different rhythms on two different hands with one brain? I canât even comprehend. Maybe Iâm stupid. :(
World Heritage Post
Today a twenty-year-old I work with told me that she thinks my style is cool. And I feel like nothing can hurt me today. And honestly, I haven't felt as invincible and cool in weeks
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
I swear, when youâre not familiar with the names of songs or musicians (especially recent ones), every tumblr music poll looks like this:
Whatâs the best breakup song? (No nuance version. You must choose)
Kaleidoscope by Nemow
If The Fire Calls by Eliza Lisa
No No No Yes by Cooper
Champagne and Whiskey by Green/Tears
Bob (Part 3) by 3V3
Kiss Me At The Back Door If You Want To Know My Name by Murder Girls
Scandal by P3ONY
G.R.I.M. by Even Tapirs Cry
laughing at your grave by TGNSBB
Everythingâs Coming Up Milhouse by Dale
Please read the notes and tags. You know how tumblr plays with jpegs like dolls? Well, theyâre also willing to Goncharov anything.
I feel like Murder Girls was always going to be the most obvious choice given all the aging millennials on tumblr and the nature of time, especially since it was on that episode of House, but I donât think the lyrics make sense and Bob (part 3) actually meets the criteria for a âbreakup songâ
I think the problem with Bob (part 3) is that after they used the GrĂžndel cover in that one episode of Halfway Horse it's now viewed more as a murder song than a breakup song.
I mean, what is a murder but a really decisive break up anyway
I expected more for If the Fire Calls given the number of theater kids on this website. Thereâs also more for Champagne and Whiskey than I expected. Didnât realize a country song was that popular
To me itâs because OP said âbreakup songâ, and I may have influenced votes downstream of my post by taking a stance that âbest breakup songâ SHOULD be a song about (or relating to) actually breaking up. đŹ
Although if we expand the definition, I donât know if itâs what OP meant, but there certainly ARE a lot of things breaking in âif the fire callsâ
As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft's most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I've been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.
FIRST:
The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi
It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).
Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).
Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.
Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:
No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).
Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.
The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.
Bonus:
Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)
Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)
How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
Wer erklĂ€rt denn jetzt dem Herrn Bundeskanzler, dass in Sonnenmilch keine Milch ist? Was ist mit den Kinderriegeln? Da sind keine Kinder drinnen!! Was ist mit GoldbĂ€ren? DAS SIND DOCH KEINE BĂREN! Und Lakritzschnecken? Wo sind die Schnecken??? Und verwechselt bloĂ nicht Zahnpasta mit Pesto. UND Fleischtomaten beinhalten gar kein Fleisch. Und Baby Karotten beinhalten ĂŒberhaupt keine Babys! Und in BĂ€rchenwurst ist ĂŒberhaupt kein BĂ€r! Und in Kinder Pingui sind weder Kinder noch Pinguine!! MĂŒssen Zimtschnecken jetzt aus Schnecken zubereitet werden, damit sie weiter Zimtschnecken heiĂen dĂŒrfen? *kaddi voice* Ich bin noch nicht sicher, ob ich Ihre neue Richtlinie richtig verstanden habe, Herr Merz. Herr Merz, ich finde Ihre Richtlinie sehr verwirrend! Das mĂŒssen Sie mir bitte nochmal genauer erklĂ€ren, Herr Merz! Herr Merz, das hab ich noch nicht ganz verstanden!
Art Nouveau Snake Ring by PAUL BRIANĂON, 1900
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018
Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
why do I have to pay to live in an apartment, this should be free
reblogging this because I reread my post just now and I'm right
You are right but also I thought you lived in a fishbowl or even better a cool pond.