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Danny and Damien are twins au, but a slightly redeemed vlad makes Danny the CEO of Vlad Co and DALV and all his other shell companies. Danny is danny, he got pushed into this against his will and is very overwhelmed by CEO duties, so he reaches out to one of his father's sons, Timothy Drake-Wayne, for advice
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So, danny definitely knows his heritage in this au. He was the spare to Damien's heir, and while their relationship was strained by the constant competition, they still love each other, even when Danny started to show more proficiency in infiltration and subterfuge than assassination. Damien and Danny have a huge fight before Danny leaves, with Damien swearing to never forgive Danny for his betrayal, while Danny is like "what betrayal??? I just cant bring myself to kill someone outside of self-defense??"
(One of the things I hate about Danny and Damien Twin AUs is this depiction that, just because (usually) Danny is unwilling to kill, that makes him weak and a traitor. You think the medical staff in the LoA are assassinating people? Or the lawyers? He's not useless, he's just not good as an assassin)
He was sent to the Fentons at like... seven? eight? to study how the Fentons are purifying lazurus waters from Jack and Maddie, both of whom are partly sponsored by the League of Assassins. He's also learning more about spying from Jack, surprisingly, because no one would expect him of being a top tier spy. He has the occasional mission as a child, but it's mostly shadowing Jack to learn how to spy.
Danny sends letters to both Talia and Damien regarding updates on his training and the Fenton's research, but after a year of no reply from Damien, it's only to Talia. He's feels super hurt by this, and abandoned by the LoA, but the Fentons are kind and familial, and Talia visits once a year. She's unwilling to risk visiting more often, lest she risk getting the JL or the Spiders attention, but sometimes she even manages to visit on his birthday!
(Meanwhile, Talia starts sending birthday assassins to kill Damien so she can spend their birthday with Danyal. She's a really hot and cold mom.
Talia: You can choose me, and have a birthday dinner. Or you can choose your father and have a birthday assassin. You're choice. )
When Slade blows up the LoA, Danyal is given permanent orders to remain as Daniel Fenton until Talia, and only Talia, brings him back to the League. No missions and only one letter every six months. But when Ra's comes back to life and the League is back in power, Talia... never tells Danyal. Because she's seen how happy Damien is being a normal child with their father and wants that for Danyal too. Plus, she wants to continue to have a good relationship one of her children, sue her bruce.
So Danny is completely convinced that the League is mostly gone other than his mother, her zealots, and knows that his brother is living with their father. and he's... relieved. His brother is safe, and his mom told him their grandfather was avenged, so Danny can just enjoy his life. Which he does.
He sends out his six month report days before the portal accident.
Canon stuff happens until Danny is sixteen and Vlad, the fruitloop, steps down as CEO and strong-arms Danny into becoming CEO in his place. Jack and Maddie (who at this point know [or have always known in Jack's case, adn Danny didn't appreciate his dad using his his poker face against him like that] about Phantom) are thrilled.
Vlad is using his "foster son" (Dark Danny, but in this idea, he's Dante Masters) as an excuse as to why he's stepping down, since Dante needs all the attention he can give as a "troubled youth". Danny secretly hopes Dante kills Vlad in his sleep, but signs the papers away.
And there's so much work.
Danny has some idea of what he's doing (Vlad co is a tech company and DALV is weapons manufacturing, plus vlad gave him a crash course on CEOing). Sam and Tuck even help! But he wishes there was someone who could understand the pain of being a CEO while still a teen. But... his father's son, his brother, is one such person. And even though the other would never know, he really wanted to get to know his other siblings. So Danny reaches out for advice to Timothy Drake-Wayne.
Tim is immediately on guard when this Damien clone walks into his office claiming to be the new Vlad Co CEO. The clone acts nothing like Damien, but he still thinks this Danny Fenton is a league plant.
His paranoia doubles when Damien freaks out and confesses that A) Danny is apparently his twin brother and B) that he's been with the League of Assassins this whole time. Damien, who really doesn't want to admit that the reason he forced himself to forget his brother was because said brother didn't want to kill people, says "Tch. I didn't want to associate with the likes of him, so I put him out of my mind." Tim now believes that he's dealing with a master assassin with a huge grudge against Damien and Danyal showing no signs of malicious or aggression in their meetings only convinces him that Danyal is a master actor too.
Which, Danyal is a master actor. But all that other stuff is just Tim reaching.
Wait wait wait. Friends. Compatriots. I present you the wild crack to go into the madness of this story: LexCorp CEO Kon, he Also reaches out to Tim for help with CEO work, meets Danny, then the three of them get very very silly on day 4 of being awake on coffee (& ecto for danny) and they somehow turn their companies into a competition to be the best CEO (shamelessly yoinking that idea from the vlad lex Bruce Tony stark ceo fight fic)
Dalv suddenly has the best vacation package, Wayne tech introduced a better medical plan, LexCorp now pays for childcare all the way from birth to college, etc. They're one upping eachother all over the board & simultaneously taking over their respective sectors of business.
It's after a recent a 6 month report where Talia pops up silently, directly next to Danny, during a get together between the trio, Tim & Kon freak the fuck out (as you do) and she asks to be invited to their triad wedding & that she's super supportive of his choice in partners.
Talia shows up and starts talking to him about marriage, planning the event, and Danny is just so lost because she's NEVER brought this up before. Then she starts planning them a baby clone with all 3 of their DNAs because she wants a granchild damnit and danny just reboots.
Tim is like 92% sure he's hallucinating and kon wants a vacation.
No they're not in a relationship (maybe not yet idk) but Talia is just excited about her dear Danyal being betrothed(he's not)
Danny sighed and dropped his head into the table. Then forced himself up. He wrapped his arms loosely around his Mothers waist, knowing she would take advantage of the affection offered.
Danny: You want to marry me off so soon Mother? Have I done something wrong?
Danny heard the small intake of breath as his Mother suddenly changed her mind. Ah ys, good old emotional manipulation. He's so glad it works even as she realises he is doing it. He blinked furiously to Warren his eyes before forcing a sad expression to look her in the eyes.
His Mother sighed and placed her hands on his cheeks. He could see her crumble beneath his watery eyes pout. Not to mention the tone he used. Worked every time.
Talia: Not engaged? Then why are you doing all of this?
Danny: You know Vlad decided to take a step back to try and rehabilitate Dante. He decided I was his heir. The fruitloop. I mean really! So, I made friends! You know I'm far too young for marriage and children!
Talia: Very well my child. I will wait. Perhaps your sisters? What plans have you for your coming birthday?
Danny: As I do every year I keep the day free to spend with you! You really should send something other than assassins after Dami though. I don't think he understands your message!
Tim:.... Wait, they aren't you telling him you hate him?!?!??
Danny: See! I told you a venomous snake would be better!
Tim: Do not!!! No! Non venomous! Demon brat would slip it in my room!
Kon: Eh, he hasn't tried to kill you in like... 6 months now?
Danny: Huh..... He's still got no control then? I've never attempted to murder my sister's! Or even Damian!
Talia: Yes dear. Your lack of murder attempts on anyone is why we trained you in espionage. You just don't have the killer instinct. And you would be so good with your infiltration skills!
Tim:...... Wait.. What?!?!?!?
Danny: Why did you think Dami disdained me? I've never killed anyone. He always hated that. And since he's been told no murder? Probably scared out Father would like me more. Which he wouldn't. I'd drive him mad.
Talia: I suppose I could send him new weapons.... Very well. Danyal! Tell me when you do get engaged. I wish to be there for the wedding!
Danny: Of course Mother.
Talia leaves and Tim just stared at Danny for a bit. Because... Well that was a lot of new information. Also.... What was up with Talia???
Tim: You can manipulate Talia???
Danny: What? Like it's hard? I AM her son. Admittedly only me and Ellie can do it. But still. Dami just never had the emotional knack.
Kon: Yeah... About that. How are You so.... *gestures vaguely*, when Damian is so not?
Danny: Two words. Public. School
Danny: You think Damian would survive as he is in a public school? I got shoved around so much! And it's not like I could fight back! Not without compromising my cover? Also my older sister is big on the whole talking about emotions thing.
Tim:/.... So we should have dropped Damian at Park Row High... Why didn't we think of that?
Danny: I mean. Also no one knows I'm Bruce's bio kid? I belong to the two but job scientists? So....
Kon: Ah yes. Rich bitch privilege.
Danny: I was always the calmer twin anyway. He has always been a bundle of rage. Mother not being good at showing her love in a normal fashion certainly doesn't help.
Tim: Yeah... About that.... Why is your relationship so... Normal?
Danny: It really isn't. Just you know. Compared.... Plus I never shit Mother out. Dami clings to our Father so tightly. Mother felt... Abandoned. Which is ridiculous but Mother hardly has emotional health. Ra's needs to stay dead. Frankly he's lost sight of his original goals a long ass time ago!
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This whole meeting has been recorded. And Tim very quickly sent it to Bruce and Damian. Bruce of course is flipping out. Talia his another son from him! Damian hid a twin from him! At least he seems same enough? But dammit Talia! And he doesn't appear to want anything to do with Bruce..... Which is hurtful.
Damian? Is also having a lot of feelings. Which are showing as a lo of anger. So he is currently training hard. How dare! How dare Danyal still be the favourite! He left! He abandoned him! And he dares to! just! Argh!
this could DEFINITELY build up to Damian lashing out at someone (probably danny), tim? (for associating with HIM of all people?)
i NEED his emotions to BUILD. to have them PILE UP. he's feeling SO much. TOO much and he DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. if all he can properly express right now is anger i NEED him lashing out
he SCREAMS. Just full on SCREECHES. at Danny?(who he finally decided to hunt down?) at tim?(who brought up danny and it was The Last Straw™️?) who knows. Does Talia witness this? she'll never say
Most likely at Danny. Who is going to have one of two reactions.
Wow! You really haven't changed at all Dami. Still angry as ever I see. You know Mother only likes me best because I actually spent time with her right? Didn't cling to Ra's every word and command? Boring! While dodging around Damian winding him up even more.
Danny then blows up back. You knew where I was the whole time! I was on a mission Damian! Deep cover! I couldn't leave without permission that was never granted! What, you think I wanted to leave! It was training! Would you have preferred me to become a remorseless killer? That's the only way I could have stayed! You could have sent letter at any time! Tried to reach out! Anything! Fuck you!
Why not both, Danny could definitely pull off the switch from teasing and egging Damian on to exploding right back and twice as hard.
Very true. It absolutely ends up as a messy brawl with them both screaming accusations back and forth. Venting all the petty, and not so petty, grievances built over the years. Bruce is stood to one side anxiously watching. He's learned more about Damian's childhood in the last hour than the last seven years. The rest of the siblings are cheering them on as they devolve into insults and below the belts moves. Even Dick has stopped trying to calm them down. Fuck it. They'll get tired eventually. It probably ends with them hugging and still insulting each other.
SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into PIDW as active wife in wife plot, but as soon a s plot is over he transmigrates into another active wife in a wife plot.
Bingge meeting new wife, one who actually cares about him falling head over heels...only for as soon as married or plot done they're...completely different. Not who they were before.
Him getting more frantic each time, trying soul sealing artifacts to keep this soul in place but nothing works.
He's never around palace just chasing wife plots trying to find this spirit who he just can't keep. Holding off on fights and plots trying to make them last as long as possible as tries to figure out how to fix this.
SY thinks he's doing great, Bingge doesn't suspect anything.
NNY: Wow...your getting more wives than normal
LBH:YES BUT FOR A REASON THIS TIME.
Excellent delicious idea OP.
Bingge's eventually going to find a possessed wife who's been poisoned and then keep the poor girl and SY only partially healed for as long as possible (that means no heavenly pillar Bingbong!) to try to get some answers out of this ghost that's haunting him- poor SY only realizes just then that Bingge has in fact known he was the same person all the time and tries to apologize for tricking him and for being a dude actually.
Bingge:... Do you think if I found a guy in peril you'd stick better?
Shen Yuan: what?
Bingge: Better just make you a whole original body actually...
Shen Yuan: huh?
Bingge: Does it need to be in peril though?
Shen Yuan: Shouldn't you be mad at me?
Bingge: of course not *tenderly kisses forehead*
headcanon that a ferengi tradition is putting your new baby up for sale at a ridiculous price to show how valuable they are to you (everyone has to be polite and not actually buy them or hands will be thrown, people will be sued, etc etc)
I love the idea of Ferengi traditions that are both ha-ha capitalism but also create a functioning culture that’s more than a metaphor.
So, this is related to a headcanon I have. There's a kind of ritual sale of childhood goods as part of the Ferengi coming-of-age, which was featured in an episode of DS9. The ostensible purpose is to raise capital for the young Ferengi male. But, like, if the Ferengi were approaching this in their usual capitalistic mindset, you wouldn't really get much from what's basically a glorified garage sale
My headcanon is that it is the accepted practice to buy those goods at much higher prices than you would normally pay, serving as a culturally acceptable way of effectively giving financial support
Oh I love these, especially because of the spoken and unspoken meta-traditions around the tradition! Maybe they work similarly to the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing in human marriage ceremonies. Everyone at a human wedding understands you’re not actually supposed to say anything at that point, it’s just a formality—but you see characters do it all the time in literature and entertainment, because it makes for such a juicy plot twist.
I bet “newborn gets purchased by evil jealous ex-business partner” is a classic plot hook in Ferengi soap operas. It’s their version of getting sold to One Direction.
Oh THATS a fun thought? :Dc The Daughter? Is benevolent in the same way the light side of the Force is benevolent. For the given quality of that. And you really can't trust the mercy or comprehension of a God? ESPECIALLY when they aren't even fuckin yours?
Like? The Daughter. Spooky! The Daughter... with a Jedi Baby. Oh no. VERY concerning! She might gift them Prophecy or some shit. She's basically a sentient Super Nexus but WAY worse. The Daughter, with a jedi Baby, to... a Mandalorian?
Oh... oh no.
That freaky force of eldritch fuck of nature HAS AN ADE! *panic* like? You may not LIKE adult Jedi? But no decent Mando is enough of a DICK to abandon a Jetii'ad to some sort of glowing mind control space cult thing! "Oh but she's a god!" Ain't NO GOD THEY RECOGNIZE, in this good Manda loving household!
*blaster charge noises* now back AWAY from the hypnotized child, glow stick! D:<
(The Manda/Kara standing just over their fuckin shoulder probably is making direct eye contact with The Daughter and going >:D like enabling assholes. Atta boy! Get um! Get uuuum!)
Theres this very funny thing happening where from this, Imagine you are some of old mandalorian, and theres this baby doing weird shit, and then, out of NOWHERE! this glowstick no crude matter, your mind cant quiet adjust to what your seeing, is standing over the babe, plucks it up and is like yes yes, to the jedi with you AND IS GONE babe and all! and thats where the horror story of child stealing jedi spawns from. The Daughter being unattached to reality and the procedures of the jedi and is like yeah take the force sensitive kiddo to them, that's what a sentient does, I am doing the thing. And the jedi are a little alarmed at sudden child spawned in, who knows if that baby is actually form this time or walking in the inbetween time is nothing The Daughter dropped the babe off some other time!
Also
I did have a fun few idea of like if the Duaghter is a manifestation of belief to the light side maybe the Manda/Kara has its own avatar and if that's just the force by another name, a different form all together or like if The Daughter and the Manda are like cousins or sisters just for fun
She's getting SUCH a good grade at being subtle and Bound By Matter™ (like the jedi)! A thing that is real and possible to achieve! They can't even TELL she's been secretly dropping off children! (Oh fuck YEAH THEY CAN! It's terrifying! Are those children OKAY? What the FUCK is a YODA?! What SPECIES IS THIS!?!?)
Meanwhile? The Manda? Will just show up to your hunting trip cook out fires, melting out of the shadows, like "Hello children. I'm here to make sure you remember the rules of hospitality and honor. And eat some dinner. Who wants to hear a suspiciously life lesson relevant tale?" *eat dinner then disappears back into the night*
Like? See! OURS doesn't kidnap children! OURS just takes the last BBQ rib and shames us into being better people like a benevolent grandfather (who will kick our ass sometimes, when we're not listening)!
But like? *a jedi sees The Manda™* *horror movie music* t-that is not a Real Person. That is Legion. That is War and Beskar and Honor and NOT THE FORCE AND-*gets kicked out of the depths for poking at the Manda like a rude lil being of crude matter*
Bet the Mando'ade had the same reaction to The Daughter? Like? This is not THEIR faith. They do not connect to it. It's Other and they Do Not Like It. Yeah, with time and exposure? They could get over it? But they don't have the same Our Good And Beloved reaction that they do to THEIR manifestation of the cosmic forces that bind all things?
Bet the Kel Dor have one too. Some big, some small. The Great and Little Gods as they put it. All avatars of the same thing, ultimately, but each their own face.
That SAID? I like to imagine? Because I know Mandalorians? That they went "just because you're probably either a Space Horror or some sort of terrifying Space God, DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN KIDNAP CHILDREN!" and fuckin? Went after her? Much to her incredible confusion? It's like being harried by a butterfly. Dive bombed by a feather. I...is she supposed to pretend to be hurt? *exaggerated fake wincing, holds the wrong limb "in pain"* ooooh noooo? Your... uh, your doing really good, sweetie!
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"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.
Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."
Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-
No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)
In Shen-Twin fics, why is it always Shen Jiu protecting Shen Yuan? I mean, I love that dynamic. Absolutely adore it.
But also, I raise you Shen Yuan shielding his twin from any interaction that could trigger him.
Shen Yuan seeing how much Shen Jiu hates being touched, so he becomes the tactile twin who is just always there, throwing an arm around the shoulders of their martial siblings. Shen Yuan who notices his A-Jiu's patience is wearing thin and draws all the attention to himself. Shen Yuan who happily greets any visitors and takes them on a walk around their peak so that Shen Jiu can remain in the bamboo house undisturbed. Shen Yuan who is so dramatic that nobody sees the slight shake of Shen Jiu's hands after something reminded him of their past.
Give me Shen Yuan who uses his inner hater to innocently and eloquently dismantle the confidence of anyone who dared insult his A-Jiu. Without blinking or tarnishing his own reputation.
Give me Shen Jiu whose hackles smooth with a sigh as soon as he's alone with Shen Yuan, and Shen Yuan whose smile falls once he doesn't have to perform anymore.
Give me Shen Yuan pleading with Shen Jiu to tell people what has really been going on with him, to explain the trips into town or anything really. Give me Shen Jiu saying he's tired and doesn't want to talk about it, and Shen Yuan staying silent as he plots revenge on his twin's behalf.
Give me Shen Yuan being the twin nobody gets past, the one commonly acknowledged as "the hurdle to get through if you want to talk to his twin" and doing it in a way that nobody notices until they're already back in their own home.
Just, a dynamic where Shen Jiu is refusing to heal even a little bit and is just so tried and scared of interactions because of it, and Shen Yuan being the sword and shield that makes life bearable. Not because that's just who he is, but because that's what his brother needs.
Liu Qingge's 110% the type to watch his disciples struggle achieving a near impossible challenge he set for them, as he paces around and says, "this one's disciples have it fairly simple than I did back in my disciple days." All the bai zhan disciples are now rolling their eyes and sighing, "Yes shizun we know. You always say so." Qingge continues unbothered as if this is his first time reminiscing of his disciple days, "My shizun made me climb CQM before I even had a sword everyday before breakfast, i was only 10 years old, my shizun would send me out on assignments with immortal binding cables wrapped around my wrists and ankles and I wasn't allowed to use qi, my shizun used to throw me off CQM every time i complained and wouldn't let me back into Bai Zhan unless I did 1200 laps around cqm."
The disciples obviously don't take it seriously, laughing it off like haha ok old man (not that they'd ever do it to his face), one day, Liu Qingge's shizun comes to visit Bai Zhan Peak claiming she had business to discuss with Liu Qingge. During her visit, she sits in on one of their training days as she laughs at Qingge, claiming he's gone soft, and that coddling these kids is no good, and that she'll show them how it's done and Qingge's like wow lucky you guys cause she's the best of the best.
Half a day spent with Liu Qingge's Shizun, everyone realises why he is the way he is, and more importantly, how he became The War God of CQM, old man wasn't lying after all.
Shizun can never say no to Bingpup
AU where not only does Shen Qingqiu think he made Luo Binghe gay, but he also turned the female characters into lesbians
Ning Yingying: Shizun... I like girls...
Shen Qingqiu, internally: Holy shit, I accidentally turned Yingying into a lesbian by marrying her husband!
Shen Qingqiu: I see... Is there any girls in particular that you like?
Ning Yingying: Actually I'm seeing two of them. Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing. I hope this doesn't bother Shizun
Shen Qingqiu, internally: She bagged not only the hottest female character, but also the strongest?!?! Damn, I raised this girl RIGHT!
Shen Qingqiu: Congratulations Yingying, I hope they make you happy
Shen Qingqiu, internally: Maybe she can become the new harem protag and marry all of Binghe's wives. It would help stop all the marriage proposals he's been getting...
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
For anyone curious or who would like to meet your knowing shoelace - got them from the president - outside of tumblr comrade, here are some to get you started:
First of all, how dare you
going to get a good grade in [something], which is normal to want and possible to achieve.
What's [noun] doing at the devil's sacrament
We used to be a society
Not my circus, not my monkeys
screaming, crying, throwing up
haunting the narrative, haunted by the narrative
peasants (inclusive to all people but especially things)
ancient times/old ways (but you're referring to last week or last century)
Note: Some of the dialect can only be viewed Through Typing or through sheer excitement and contagion like Death to Julius Caesar and Pi Day.
girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."
"yeah i fucking love this game. i've bought it on console and pc, and then the remaster too. i have no idea how it ends, i only get 40% of the way through the main story each time"
If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics
Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
You don’t know me
Roy Mustang really spends the whole series fancying himself being in some sort of Usurper Rivalship with Bradley only for Bradley's interactions with Mustang to be, "Okay Mustang sit in that office chair while I evil-monologue at you. Do it again. Okay now go away I have to go fight tanks with my swords and then get slaughtered by a holy man of the people I genocided, which will leave my dictator chair wide open."
And then Mustang doesn't even get the dictator chair.
#truly bradley has such contempt for mustang it's very funny#and part of this contempt is rooted in the fact that like. they're both puppets. they're not technically opposed#mustang is wrong when he thinks bradley is his nemesis#bradley's nemesis is indeed scar#not just bc bradley genocided his people#but because bradley is 'wrath' and wrath is scar's fatal flaw that he must overcome#(wow i should write a fic about thisOH WAIT-)#you'd think this means Father is mustang's nemesis.#WRONG AGAIN!#father is hohenheim's nemesis - obviously.#then who is mustang's nemesis? is it truth?#no! truth is ed's nemesis.#mustang's nemesis is: GRUMMAN!#and grumman fucking wins by a landslide#AS FORETOLD by their original chess game where grumman obliterated him#thank you and goodnight - via @parkersgeorg
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