(⌐■_■)

You don't know me and I hope you never see me

[torchedclancy]

being an adult in a fandom is so weird because by day i’m a person and by night i’m in a cult

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[spacefucksmeup]

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

[what-is-this-car]

These cars are (left) a 2000-2006 (GMT800) Chevrolet Suburban

See: light shape, lack of bumper dip a la same gen Silverado

and (right) a 1995-1999 Subaru Outback

See: light and grill shape, bumper molding

- @ldub0775, outback identified by @brick-enthusiast

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Time passing isn’t an apology. (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[offshoreoilrig]

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[filmgifs]

LILO AND STITCH (2002) Dir. Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois

[theotherwesley]

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

[catchymemes]

[boccher]

(incapacitated by unknown pains and fatigue every 4 hours) im cute. im cute.im da princess baby

[ri5k]

[wildnickk]

[kel-ified]

Group continuity is valuable and then my supervisor drops a new counselor in my group. It is her first day, she doesn't tell me anything about herself. I tell her about me and ask "any questions before I bring people back?". Nope. I attempted to start us off by introducing people and she just kinda...took over. I'm like just here now...I guess. Kinda wack.

[mortalityplays]

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

[leathergerard]

[station18908]

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.