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John Boyega is the king of shitposts and must be revered.
I’ve always loved fashion and I’ve always loved ‘Star Wars’, so I combined those two passions by creating alternate designs for six characters in a galaxy far, far away. It begins with Admiral Holdo, then Depa Billaba, Rey, Ahsoka Tano, Princess Leia, and, finally, Grand Admiral Thrawn.
I personally am not usually one for fics of aus where Satine ends up pregnant, but like, imagine a Satine lives AU where she and Padme are pregnant at the same time....
Yeah, I get where you’re coming from, I think? Given that Obi-Wan and Satine’s story is meant to provide a contrast and counterpoint to Anakin and Padme, having them end up in the same situation sort of defeats the narrative purpose? BUT HEY, that’s what AUs are for.
So, Satine Lives, babies are made, etc…
Clearly the girls are going to go to all their check ups together and know for sure that Padme is healthy and in no danger of dying in childbirth.
As they’re still campaigning hard for a peaceful resolution of the Clone Wars, the Pro-war editorials on the holonet are probably calling it the “Pacifist Pregnancy Pact” and accusing them of using emotional manipulation to try to swing public support for peace talks. Satine is like, “if I thought that would work I would’ve tried it years ago”.
(Also Satine’s cute little bump is going to make it increasingly obvious that Padme is just, like, way more pregnant than normal. Twins. Seriously.)
So when ONE high profile politician is pregnant during her affair with an impetuous young Jedi Knight, you can see just letting it be, keeping it quiet. People sort of know, they just don’t want to come right out and SAY it.
But when it’s TWO pregnant high profile politicians, at the same time, and one of the Jedi baby daddies is on the dang High Council, maybe you don’t sweep that under the rug so much.
Meanwhile the Council is like…
(Ki-Adi-Mundi always keeps the space-cigars around for when one of his wives has another baby. Mace Windu is just like “FORCE GIVE ME STRENGTH. We expect this shit from Skywalker, but you too, Kenobi?”)
Star Wars Women of Color Adi Gallia, Stass Allie, Bultar Swan, Queen Jamillia, Kin Robb, Steela Gerrera, Queen Breha Organa, Depa Billaba, Queen Apailana, Tai Uzuna, Aurodia Ventafoli, Rae Sloane, Chelli Lona Aphra, Sana Starros, Enfys Nest, Iden Versio, Ciena Ree, Calliope Drouth, Tynnra Pamlo, Ursa Wren, Sabine Wren, Ketsu Onyo, Brand, Queen Forsythia Jin, Princess Rinetta Gan, Shara Bey, Mayvlin Trillick, Val, Mira Bridger, Tam Ryvora, Greer Sonnel, Korr Sella, Jessika Pava, Rose Tico, Paige Tico, Vi Moradi
Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.
English Surnames
Dutch Surnames
Spanish Surnames
Scottish Surnames
German Surnames
Italian Surnames
Irish Surnames
French Surnames
Scandinavian Surnames
Welsh Surnames
Jewish Surnames
Surnames By Ethnicity
Most Common Surnames in the USA
Most Common Surnames in Great Britan
Most Common Surnames in Asia
For whoever needs these.
I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD
We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.
Chinese surnames
Indian surnames
Indonesian surnames
Pakistani surnames
Bengali surnames
Japanese surnames
Filipino surnames
Korean surnames
Syrian surnames
Mongolian naming and clan names
Thai surnames
Asia is not a single country.
To my writer mututals who struggle with names
꧁poetry sentence starters꧂
from the first 70 pages of “whiskey words & a shovel” by r.h. Sin
“ you’re so used to being mistreated. ”
“ you’ve gotten so used to being hurt that happiness scares you. ”
“ who robbed you of innocence? ”
“ who was your first? ”
“ and the saddest part of all? you’ll cling to the good memories, as if there were any. ”
“ the pain will always be there. ”
“ so many people are setting the bar really low. ”
“ you get what you allow. ”
“ i was never what you wanted. ”
“ i was just the one you settled for. ”
“ you’re an experience. ”
“ meet me here. ”
“ you were never the one. ”
“ this was never love. ”
“ you were simply necessary. ”
“ i had to be hurt by you. ”
“ i hope you find what you’re looking for. ”
“ i hope you find the truth. ”
“ and that’s how they control you. ”
“ our version of living feels more like death. ”
“ i understand you. ”
“ i was forced to survive in your absence. ”
“ i was faced with the realization that I never needed you. ”
“ you’re always apologizing. ”
“ one day I’ll stop listening. ”
“ we grew apart.”
“ we stopped trying. ”
“ i’m trying to get better. ”
“ i’m trying to get better at walking away from unhealthy situations. ”
“ i struggle with the idea of anyone loving me unconditionally. ”
“ sometimes I wish you waited for me. ”
“ i got tired of going through the same shit with different people. ”
“ it’s not your fucking fault. ”
“ you can’t change a man. ”
“ the thought of being in love is blinding. ”
“ bargaining using sex. either way you get screwed. ”
“ the memories hurt the most. ”
“ sometimes i get tired of thinking about the things that i don’t want to think about. ”
“ sometimes i get so fucking tired. ”
“ tonight, you’ll be the death of me. ”
@thisiswhathappenswhenyouregone
I asked my crush out using a Spotify playlist.
this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day
No shit. That tom cat was like:
“This thorn invested wall means nothing.”
“I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.”
and the lady cat was all:
“My brave darling.”
OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!
Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.
Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.
Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.
OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant.
Few romantic heroes could do better.
I don’t post cats often but that illustration.
that ILLUSTRATION
I LOVE THISSS
We need this as a comic ASAP! I need the LORE
You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’
Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think
ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like
ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window
Four years later, while fighting with Luke, Vader reflects back on the Clone Wars like: ah, should’ve known she was my daughter the moment she lied to my face with angry face.
[Jedi Maul AU] me and @cranity was talking about a scenario where Maul and Kenobi get stranded a bit on Dathomir at the Nightbrother village, waiting for their ship to be fix. Maul soon found himself circling by curious younglings, he tried to act cool and ignored them at first but gave up. Now he just gushing over these exquisite little rascal because Maul have never seen any specimen like him before.
++ Maul joked that he “has every desirable attribute in abundance” and he would have make “aesthetic pleasuring offspring”…Obi-Wan holding back laughter in hopelessness like what the hell are you talking about “So, what are you thinking? Settle down here, fathered a couple of those, send me podcast later?“
this just in: if aang’s flying bison and lemur would ever speak, they would have captain rex’s voice
FILONI????
Remember Appo? That clone trooper with the arrow painted on his helmet? He was created as a tribute/reference to Dee Bradley Baker's work in ATLA
Dee Bradley Baker is also the voice of The Gravemind from Halo
He has the range
He’s also the voice of Waddles from Gravity Falls!
“WADDLES” AS IN THE PIG WADDLES??
That’s all fine and dandy, but can we just talk about this one for a second people? The fact that this guy:
Also does the voice of this guy:
Who is in the movie with this guy:
Who we all know and love as him:
So in summary....
what is HAPPENING???
I reblogged it before BUT IM REBLOGGING IT AGAIN I HATH BEEN LEFT SHOOKETH
WHAT
W H A T
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
Kick them in the knee as hard as you can, knees are easy to dislocate and they’re not going anywhere with a fucked knee
If someone lays a hand on you ask them to stop, and if they don’t grab one of their fingers (not the thumb) and yank it back as hard as you can. If you go to court over an assault/sexual assault case the other person having a broken finger is a very clear indicator that you did not consent
If you are grabbed by behind, do these four actions:
Stomp on their foot as hard as you can.
Elbow their stomach as hard as you can.
Punch their crotch as hard as you can.
Punch their nose as hard as you can.
Bonus: If they have a hand over your mouth, bite down as hard as you can. Also, go for the eyes as soon as you have the occasion.
Reblogging and praying that all of you are safe and sound.
I always remember that last one a little differently thanks to this scene:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJwxJXr2jc
Also, remember that if you slam someone in the nose and press up, their nose will break. Fists are tempting, but the heel of your palm and elbows are very hard, very reliable weapons, too.
I’d also like to add a few things:
• when walking home alone late at night, if your eyesight is highly impaired, you should keep your glasses on/contacts in. and do NOT use any headphones; you’ll need every single one of your faculties.
• don’t get too lost in whatever is on your phone, but do keep your phone in your hand so that you can make a quick call if need be. assailants are often deterred by phone calls, so if you’re feeling unsafe you can always call someone (eg. your partner, roomate, a trusted friend, family, etc.) and just have a little chat until you make it over to your house. don’t worry, most people won’t get mad at you for calling even if it’s the middle of the night, not if you tell them “I’m walking home alone and I feel unsafe, I need someone to talk to”
• if you’re going out and planning on wearing shoes that are hard to run in (like high heels or platforms) perhaps bring a pair of more practical shoes to wear for the walk home, in case you‘re faced with having to outrun an assailant.
• if you think a certain route - like going through an alleyway or a wooded area - might be unsafe, you’re probably right. just take the long way ‘round, where the road is well lit and there’s likely to be more witnesses about.
• once inside, make sure that front door is well locked behind you; a lot of assaults happen when the assailant is able to follow their target inside, so don’t let that motherfucker get a foot in the door
• TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!!!! they’re usually right! when your gut tells you something is wrong, there probably is.
no victim is ever to blame, of course, but there’s nothing wrong with taking precautions. it might just save your life. stay safe, kids :-)
A collection of sketches from my Star Wars modern au that you should all read because it’s good!
Ok so not CW, but hot take: Kylo Ren shoulda been Chewie’s son instead. Wookie strength and rage, the black fur red eyes look, full madclaw. Plus the mask makes sense as a translator. Zero downsides.
You guys really want me to choke with these headcanons
We all know there wouldn't have been a sequel trilogy with Chewie as Wookylo's dad
It's the Order66neverhappened AU!!!! So I had this idea for the clones that after the war and Palps' death the clones kept serving the republic but with other mansions, like humanitarian missions to provide aid to civilians etc (pretty much whatever the military does except for war? I can't explain myself very well fjskfjd i'm sorry) But they can also retire and live a well deserved normal life if they want, let's just say they are finally treated like individual humans and not numbers 😭 And I had this concept of an official ceremony uniform because I love uniforms, so I tried to come up with a decent design even tho i have ZERO knowledge of military ranks and It was hell so please forgive me if It looks horrible!!! I tried to mix the design of the US Navy, star trek and Imperials uniforms with each clone's personalized decorations fjskdj please have mercy I'm so embarassed but I tried my best, I really did 😔
+ bonus concept sketches!!!!
Modern Star Wars by @thisuserisangry