Unholy Mistress

I am a they/them who is very in touch with their childhood but also loves the dark and terrifying. From cartoons to anime to horror and constant reblogging whatever comes across my dash that I love.

[byjove]

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

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i'm scared. is anyone there?

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that

Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I

[mal3f1cent]

@littledoggy-girlcollar you cannot be hiding the Truth of the matter in the replies

[fennekinfoxuwu]

There are many reasons why I ship radioapple so much, however, nothing makes me laugh while convincing me to ship them is just how obviously similar both Alastor and Lilith are like there similarities are being pointed out in the show and if Viv isn't going to make radioapple canon.

I'd be More, surprised if she didn't have them a friends, cuz these two are too similar to each other add that to how Alastor and Lilith have similar traits, it's unsurprising how fanfics(especially ao3) authors pointed out that Lucifer has an obvious type, I laugh so much at the two's moments with eachother in the show more. 🤣🤣

Case in point: Lucifer has a type- Tall, powerful, voice base influencer's, attractive (the fandom and the shows opinion), mysterious, aaaaaaand there both dominant figures in all forms of whatever likes.

Lucifer, buddy, if there's show wasn't too focused on other things at the moment, people would have noticed and pointed out just how obvious what your preference is.🤣🤣🤣🤣

If i don't see any posts on any social media apps pointing this out, I will die on a hill at the shir IORNY.

[starlord51]

[cheeso]

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

[urulokid]

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

[dontlistentothemmoose]

reblog to reclaim your power

couch to 5k necromancy

[xem29]

Don’t talk to me, I get attached

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not optional I guess

[trytenew]

Anakin Skywalker

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[meanoldmustard]

Appa! 🍃

[alexandria-monik-art]

Avatar Aang

[electric-skillet]

I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

[internet-woman]

You tell him it isn’t enough but you’ll fix it if he does the most dangerous thing you can think of. He brings his toddler to do the job.

[m-in-a-moonrock]

He’s wearing a biker helmet that he refuses to remove under any circumstances. The toddler is the cutest child you’ve ever seen in your life.

[ghost-cassette]

The child makes an earnest attempt at eating your dog

[wings-and-beskar]

Mando Heritage Post

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[lysimachias]

happy 'that weird mutou kid' monday