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art blog(derogatory)
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The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username
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oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too
me looking at a group of pokemon trying to see if one may be a slightly different colour because violet and scarlet doesn't have the overworld shiny effects and sounds
for those of you who think it's not that bad:
some of these mon are about a quarter of a cm tall and will *run away* from you in constantly shifting lighting. and then this is their shiny form:
“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.
“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.
“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″
“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”
the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017
Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights
-2014, front yard
Sunbeams in the Costco Parking Lot, 2019
parking lot of an indian restaurant in the denver area, year unknown
Top of a parking garage, 2015
Had to pull my car over on a highway, 2015
Sunset from the Cliff Behind the Walmart, 2022
Sunset from our drive home from my grans house, 2022
Sunbeams at the Strip Mall, August 2022, taken on a broken iphone
Sunset Over a Busy Street, June 2021, taken on a broken iphone
Sunrise taken outside the school cafeteria on an Old Samsung, 2019
Sunbeams over a McDonalds, 2021
sunset and jupiter outside of a MOD pizza, 2019
sunset i saw during a walk taken on a broken iphone se, 2020
Sunset over a random road, 2021 (taken from the passenger seat dw)
Some fuckin county route, upstate NY, the other day
actively driving on the nys interstate, last week <3
fuck it. I DO love the colour of the sky
Sunset in the grocery store parking lot, 2022 (
View out my dorm window at 6:30 AM after pulling a terrible all nighter.
setting timers and alarms isn’t enough for my ADHD. i need a HUD
It's actually the responsibility of cis men to donate their clothes to thrift stores so that butches and transmascs have stuff to buy there
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Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck
Bring back the porn
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!
you're absolutely correct it was
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
“Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins !” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.”
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off !”
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough ?”
“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment
oh shit I summoned my mom
a parentagram
#congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not (x)
it is moral to git gud
I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.
Robin would just have Heelys
I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie
THE GIF
"There is no stopping the batman"
LOOK AT ALFRED
It's canon
