HI IM BACK WITH A NEW PINNED POST, I KNOW, ITS ANNOYING BUT THINGS ARE CHANGING RAPIDLY AND I WANT TO INFORM YOU ALL.
okay so i cannot upload pdf's on this computer for some reason so what i'm gonna be doing is widening some of my character lists and posting twice a day every day for the next couple of weeks. Rules will stay the same, please abide by them or i will delete your ask, and this 'event' will be starting tomorrow so expect some short oneshots or headcanons up in a little then
Hey y'all, it's been like a year or smth lmao, I'm not back by any means but just wanted to apologize lol, and when/if i get back i wont be writing Akame Ga Kill, DSMP, Mystic Messenger, or any other fandoms i have wrote for. I am currently in new fandoms that aren't those ones. Once again i apologize for abandoning this account lol
okay this isn't my normal kind of posting but neurotypical ppl have no idea how hard it is to keep something where its supposed to be, i just put my credit card in my kandi bead box next to my bed, why? because that box never leaves where it is. I can now freely shop without spending 2 1/2 hours trying to find my card.
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)Â
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its âim the first state!!!â bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
Pausing here to point out that op is âdear-AO3âł and now Iâm wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesnât end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)
What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk
âall powerful entity falls head over heels for the first shit ass mcnobody who dared to call them a bitch to their faceâ is, perhaps not the absolute best trope but itâs definitely up there Iâd say
youâre either a dishes girl or a laundry girl and iâm a dishes girl i will do the dishes for every single one of my housemates before i lift a singular sock off my bedroom floor
Shoutout to @qrowesque for getting me back into not 1, not 2, but 3 OF MY FAVORITE FANDOMS, GUESS WHAT?NOW I'M GONNA CRY OVER MY LACK OF INTEREST IN THE DREAM SMP AAAAAAAA also happy New year's everyone :)
Hey! I just had a random idea I think would work good; a first date preference seems really cool :) (I hope you haven't done this already and I've just missed it) I love your writing <3
+ it seems very very cool indeed :)) hope you like it! <3
++ if you squint, a couple of nsfw references
first dates; mcyt x reader
dream:
restaurant
when itâs your first date, he won't go all out with a very fancy place
but generally likes spoiling you
a lot
but heâll save that for later
as long as you feel comfortable, heâs happy
maybe youâd go to his place afterwardsđ
to play video games of courseđ
heâs not shy at all on your frst date
and is pretty confident in himself that the dateâs gonna go great
smooth pick-up lines
maybe a couple of touches here and there
compliments you the whole night
and really just wants a laugh with you
overall, heâs great at first dates
georgenotfound:
ice skating, his place
he likes for a first date to be pretty simple
just chilling
enjoying each otherâs company like you usually would
but with some romantic undertones of course ;)
so going to an ice rink or hanging out at his place;
it would be perfect
I feel like george is definitely more nervous on a first date
just because the whole âfirst dateâ concept is very intimidating in his head
even though it isn't a lot different from when you hang out usually
⊠itâs just with a bit more feelings involved
heâd probably ask dream for advice before going on the date with you
he eases up once he gets comfortable with your presence
realising that itâs just you and he can always be comfortable with you :)
cute first date
sapnap:
concert
nick would definitely want to go to a concert with you
Iâm sure anyone can vibe with his music taste
and even then, I don't think he cares which concert you go to
the experience is what matters to him
heâd slip in some pickup-lines every now and then
but his cheeks would be so red after every line he spoke
the whole night he just wants to kiss you
but resists, just because he is a little scared of rejection
puts his jacket around your shoulders when it gets colder
and maybe wraps an arm around your waist
as you just vibe to the songs
would kiss you when he walked you home if the date was good
and then text you the second he left
very nice first date
badboyhalo:
park
would bring rat along :D
youâd find a bench or similar to rest by after walking around for a while
and just sit there together
and eat some fresh foods youâd made before going there
and just chat for hours on end
playing around with rat every now and then
and also trying out the swing set nearby
where youâd push each other
you wouldn't have noticed how much time had passed before you both realised it was super dark
itâs a really comfortable and fun date
cause heâs just so easy to talk to
heâd definitely go for some hand-holding
and aim for a little peck on the cheek
technoblade:
escape room
this would literally be the perfect opportunity to get to know each other
and to see if you were worthy of the blood god
youâd help each other find the clues
heâd definitely tease you if he managed to find the key before you did
but then would gently pat your head
cause he couldnât deny how cute you looked when you were all pouty
a great date
with lots and lots of fun
heâs very nervous to start off with
but manages to hide it behind his monotone voice
though he likes teasing you, heâs also very sweet
sometimes letâs you find the clues âfirstâ even though heâd already spotted them
AN: no motivation, just pain and coffee. ALSO I TRIED POSTING THIS YESTERDAY AND IT DIDN'T WORK
Word count: 1,508
There was no reason at all to be excited for the day, it was the same as any other day - You woke up at 6 AM, took a shower, brushed your teeth and hair, got dressed, and then headed off to work. Your life was very routine, very boring, and very lonely. But you always said you wanted to be independent, you wanted to run solo without any distractions or people in your way, especially a soulmate - So why did it hurt so much?
All your life youâve been taught about soulmates, how two or more people can simply touch each other in the easiest of ways and feel like theyâre burning, like their heart was gonna burst. You thought it was a bunch of bullshit, there was no way it was that simple, and if it was then why havenât you found your soulmate yet? Why couldnât you just say someone was your soulmate and then it happens?
So you were always a bit skeptical as a kid, now youâve completely let the idea of soulmates go, if anything it was holding you back from your career and life in general. But your friends were persistent on you âFinding your one true loveâ as they say. Theyâve set you up on countless blind dates and - as you can tell, none of them worked out.
Ding!
Speaking of the devil it was one of those friends you had just texted you.
Hey Y/N!! So we found this really cute guy today at a local cafe and now you have to be at XXXXX cafe on XXXX avenue at 7:30 PM!!! His name is Alex, Heâs a real catch! <333â
âAre you kidding me?â That was the thought that had immediately came to mind after you read the text, you knew your friends cared about you and just wanted you to be happy but you didnât even know this guy, you barely even had time for yourself let alone a relationship, AND 7:30 was an HOUR after you got off work, youâd look like a mess!!
But you knew your friends, so when you got home you started to get ready, you had taken a look at the cafe and looked almost like a bookstore - pretty casual. So you dressed in a gray button-down, a dark green sweater, and a black skirt/pants. You didnât have to do much styling to your hair - just a small brushing and then you grabbed your bag with necessities (money, phone, phone charger, makeup if you put any on, ect), then you put your shoes on and headed to the cafe.
âUm, hello iâm waiting for someone, is there anyone here that's waiting too?â You nervously asked the person at the front, you were never good at talking to strangers, a complete 180 from your normal personality.
âOh! Yes, there's a guy over there who said he was waiting for someone.â The person pointed over at a table to a boy with an LAFD(Los Angeles Fire Department) beanie on scrolling through his phone, you nodded and thanked them and then headed over to the table with hesitance.
âUh, hi..Are you alex?â You had to speak up and repeat the question because he didnât hear you, he put his phone down once you repeated what you said and flashed a grin âYeah, youâre Y/N, right? Itâs nice to meet you.â He sounded so happy, so confident, you were kind of envious how he could sound so casual in a situation like this.
After talking for a short minute he asks an abrupt question - âHave you met your soulmate yet?â He sounded different now, a bit more curious and even a bit serious. You were intimidated at the least by his change of demeanor but it was rude to ignore someone - âWell..I'm here so, I guess that kind of answers the question, No offense though!â You were digging yourself a grave, maybe this was why you havenât found your soulmate, because you make things awkward.
âNone taken, I was just wondering, uhhh.. Tell me about yourself, what kind of games do you play if you play any at all?â
That was the start of a really nice night, very surprising to you that you and him got along well. You found out he was a law student and streamed on twitch and he found out you were a Medical administrative assistant (successful i know) and very funny. At the end of the night you two exchanged phone numbers and went your separate ways, you thought he was a really nice guy and even gained back a sliver of hope in soulmates, but you wouldnât know - you didnât make physical contact with him that entire time.
~~--*Skip forward to the next morning oOoOoOoOo*--~~
Ding! Ding! DIng! Ding!
The sound of text messages woke you up, this happens every time you get set up. You already knew what kind of questions were in store for you. Ones like âHow did it go?â âIs he the one?â âDid you like him?â âWas he funny?â âIs he your type?â âWill you go on another date with him?â. You answered as flatly as possible, simply replying with a good morning and a no he wasnât the one. But something told you he was the one.
After your shift you went home and made dinner, then got a familiar dinging noise from your phone, expecting it to be a friend of yours - it was not a friend of yours. In fact it was the same guy who made you confused about your own heart and mind.
âHey! Sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you wanted to hang out next tuesday, you can choose the place!â It was from Alex, he wanted to hang out? With you? For some reason it made you happy inside, but you quickly shoved the feeling down - you barely know him. You wouldâve said no in any other circumstance but your heart had taken control of you and you said yes to the offer.
It wasnât that bad though, in fact you didnât even have work next tuesday, you would have all the time in the world and no worries. After some thinking you both agreed to go to a park at 5â oâclock. You couldnât deny that you were a little excited, you havenât gone on a proper date or even a second date in well- ever.
~~--*timeskip x2 to next tuesday*--~~
You woke up early and immediately started getting ready, you took a shower, brushed your hair and teeth, got dressed and ate breakfast before getting a text from Alex - âHey Y/N, really excited to see you today :)â it made you smile just the slightest bit, you could only reply with the same amount of excitement âYeah! I am too, see you then!!â Today would be eventful.
When you got to the park you saw Alex sitting on a bench once again scrolling on his phone, you quietly walked up behind him making sure he couldnât see your reflection in his phone, and-
âHey Alexâ
âAAAH! Holy shit Y/N that scared me!â
âSorry, I couldnât help myself, It was way too tempting.â You replied with a grin, and it wasnât forced, it was pure genuine happiness.
You and Alex talked for hours on end, and I mean that literally because by the time you stopped the sun was down and he was driving you home. It was that feeling again, like your heart was gonna burst, but it seemed different, Your body was practically screaming at you to make even the slightest bit of physical touch to him. You couldnât ignore it.
So you thought about an excuse, then one popped into your mind. You grabbed your phone out of your bag and started typing something until- Whoops! It fell over onto his side of the car. You apologized and asked him to get it for you, and when he held his hand out with your phone in it it felt like time had slowed down. Nervously you grabbed your phone while making an effort to get some physical contact.
The car came to a full stop as your eyes widened, it was there, that feeling again, but it was way stronger. You were burning. And by the look on his face he was experiencing the same thing, he turned his head towards you with the same realization in his eyes.
âY/N, i- wait..you feel it too right?â He seemed out of breath even though he hadnât ran.
You nodded after your brain finished processing what happened, oh my god he was your soulmate.
He drove you back home and after both of you got out of his car he pulled you into a hug, he felt so happy, and you felt the exact same way. When your goodbyes were over he told you he wanted to hang out again, but as more friends
My roomate and I have been homeless for months now, and we are staying in an extended stay hotel right now. I got a call yesterday that a long dead relative never had their will acted upon, and so I am receiving just enough money to set us up in an apartment. We'll be able to get on rent assistance after and things can improve. However, the check isn't gonna get here for at least a week and may take another to cash.
Our hotel bill is due on the 15th of December though unless I can get it to budge a few days and we are several hundred short. We also need groceries, and I just had to pay for medication. The storage bill is late too. Not to mention the fact that we lost our bed, bedframe, towels, and every other damn home-good in the eviction. So we truly need all the help we can get, but we are now definitely not going to be homeless soon.
@hostile-flower is still doing art for anyone who d*nates $50 or above
Tags: Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Actual dread over love lmao
Character(s): C!Sapnap x reader (Honestly could be seen as CC or C, whatever yâall wanna interpret it as)
AN: wooshity booshity its late again and im so ready to fill my brain with the bean juice and fuck shit up. I also forgot to add a characters list in my other one whoops-
Word count: 960
You and sapnap, the powerduo among the server, fiery and bold and completely loyal to each other - it just made sense that you two would be attached at the hip. You and Sapnap knew everything about each other, and by everything I mean everything, you were childhood friends after all.
You met Sapnap in primary school. He was much shyer than he is now, however he was really smart - still is. You were sat under a slide drawing in the dirt until you were interrupted by a small boyâs voice.
âHey!! Iâm playing tag but..I donât have anyone to play with, will you play with me? Please??â
You two were peas in a pod, both smart and courageous - you honestly couldnât leave each other alone for 5 minutes. You went to the same middle school AND high school and basically shared a friend group - whoever you were friends with he was friends with and vice versa.
He was really sweet too, if anyone messed with you he was quick to chase them away and always had the same excuse - âIâm the only one who gets to bully youâ it made you chuckle. And on days you werenât feeling the best, be it mentally or physically he would be there as soon as he could with your favorite snacks and copies of every.single.barbie.movie.
Now you two were adults, You were still close, still friends, but one thing has changed - You fell in love with him along the way. It hurt to think that he would only ever see you as a friend or even worse, a sibling. But what could you do? You canât just confess to him on the spot and expect an immediate answer or even a yes.
But poor you, because heâs thinking the exact same thing. Honestly he just wants to be all cuddly and shit but not in a friendship way anymore, He just doesnât know how to tell you. So it really isnât that uncommon for you two to awkwardly have a conversation as you sit unbearably close, And it was mostly you carrying the conversation until you fell asleep.
What more do I have to explain? You were there for each other in everything, you have only yourself to blame for falling in love and you knew that but you canât just turn it off like a lightswitch, You had to tell him.
Trial and Error, You froze up every time you tried to tell him and pieces of paper were scattered all over your room from trying to write him love letters, Oh and donât even get me started on how many times youâve backspaced entire walls of text when you text him you wanna tell him something.
âHey Sapnap?â
âYesss??â
âI um..Well you see, I..â
âWhatâs up Y/N?â
âUhh- Nevermind..It was nothing important anywaysâ
âOkayyyy?â
Yeah that was how it went almost every time you tried to confess, embarrassing i know. At one point you physically and emotionally distanced yourself from him because you just wanted to stop having feelings for him, which didn't go well if you didnât already know that.
One day you and Sapnap were hanging out, like usual, just sitting in a flower field watching the stars, then he turned to look at you with a fond smile. You were quick to look back at him with a confused smile, it was clear that both of you were surprised by the look on his face after he said - âI think i love youâ
You laughed nervously and sat upwards shifting your eyes around swearing that you were hallucinating things, what were you supposed to even say? Nothing, you couldnât say anything at all.
He sat up and shuffled over to you - âY/N..Look at me for a second, please.â His voice was way softer than before and he sounded exactly like the nervous little boy he used to be when you first met him. Slowly you turned your head and tried to look him in the eyes but just ended up looking down at his shirt.
âY/N, i'm sorry i-â
âDonât say it, please, donât say that you didnât mean it.â You couldnât help but think the worst, at this point tears were forming in your eyes, it wasnât your fault it was your stupid brain - I mean he practically saw you as a sibling or a close friend at most, right?
Wrong.
âY/N i donât think i love you, I know I doâ He gently cupped your face and looked at you, you couldnât explain the look on his face but you knew it matched yours. It didnât take long for both of you to start crying.
You pulled him into a weak embrace - âDo you know how worried you had me? All this time I've been thinking you would never see me as more than just a friend, and now you tell me you love me too?â It was hard to hear yourself over your sniffling but he could understand every bit of what you said.
âI could say the same thingâ He chuckled over his own tears and pulled away from the hug, âLet me do this right okay?â You nodded quietly as he sighed to calm himself down.
âY/N, i love you more than anything in this entire world, please date me.â Even though you had dreaded every second of realization that you had fallen in love with your best friend it was so worth it, because now you could say that he wasnât your best friend anymore, but your boyfriend.
âOf course, I love you more than every star and planet in the sky, promise you wonât ever leave me, okay?â
Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Detailed depictions of wanting to kick wilburs ass, fluff at the end kinda
AN: i made this at 2:45 AM on a friday night so if it sucks ass im sorry
Word count: 1,201
It was known amongst the entire of the SMP that you despised Wilbur, who wouldnât? He was a suicidal pyromaniac who blew up the same nation that he worked- no, FOUGHT for, and why? Because he was kicked out. And guess what - He hated you too, you were the first to leave his side, and for that he considered you a coward. And now look at you, sitting in Lâmanhole humming the tune of the Lâmanberg anthem trying to calm your nerves, after the explosion you havenât quite been yourself and everyone could see that - maybe that's why everyone left you alone. After you left the revolution wilbur had somehow convinced the rest of the group that you were a traitor and plotting against them, it didn't help that soon after Eret betrayed them. Even though it had been so long since then you still were in deep shit, Tubbo and Tommy didn't trust you one bit, Niki avoids you at all costs, and the one person you used to hold so dearly is dead.
Then he came back.
You heard a ruckus not so far away and a loud voice with a familiar british accent, Tommy. But why would he be out here? Curiosity took over you and you followed him from a distance, you regretted it when you saw why he ran over. It was him, that fucking maniac, he was here - He was back.
You knew about the revival book and the coming back from the dead, but why would anyone want to revive Him? You saw everything, The way Tommy looked terrified as his brother moved around getting used to being alive again, the way Wilbur smiled and laughed once it finally processed in his head what happened, All of it. And it left you shaking, you were stronger than ever before now, mentally and physically, but he was too, and you didnât know what was going on in his head anymore.
You arenât very good at hiding because he saw you too, you only noticed when he looked in your direction and smirked. That sent you running, not out of fear necessarily but you figured everyone should know that he was here, even if nobody believed you now they would later.
You never would think that he would want you to help him build his new nation, he said that he would gather the old team back up and it could be like old times. The only reason you even thought about joining back up with him was because Tommy was with him - you still cared about tommy. You had a plan, if he started acting even a bit weird again you would set the whole place on fire and then run as far as you can. Actually you were wishing he would start acting more weird, you wanted to see the look of devastation on his face when You were the one to betray him this time. But you kind of had to thank him since you and Tommy were now on good terms due to all the time you had to spend together while building wilburs country without him.
-*~~Third person POV~~*-
Wilbur had came to y/n with a pretty simple task - Help him get wood, they had nothing better to do and Tommy was out so they told him to wait while they grabbed their axe and then the two headed off to the nearest forest. It was quiet, but only for a while - âY/N, come over here for a second.â Wilbur had waved them over behind a tree, once Y/N was there he stared them down with a mischievous look in his eyes, to which they stared back but with a blank expression before breaking the silence - âWhat do you want Wil?â they said with a slight hint of annoyance, âjust wanted to strike a conversation with you since we havenât talked in so so longâ he said and then faked looking hurt like their words had just stabbed him like his dad did (haha). Y/N rolled their eyes and folded their arms as if they had something they were waiting for - They didn't.
-*~~Second person POV~~*-
Wilbur slowly worked his way into your brain as the conversation dragged on, waiting for you to drop your guard so he could properly talk to you, apparently while he was in limbo he thought over what happened and wanted to be friends with you again, or so he says.
He revealed more about his current self and experiences in limbo in turn for you to talk about everything that's happened to you and the server while he was gone. You didnât know what happened in between but now you and him were sitting next to each other watching the clouds as the sun set actually getting along with each other, you couldnât help but stare at him, the more you stare the more you realize how attractive he is. As soon as he looked back at you you quickly looked away, not wanting to even let him think you would look at him, too bad he already saw.
âYou sure got a staring problem donât you Y/Nâ He chuckled and turned on his side to look at you as you sat up trying to hide your face from him, âFuck off, assholeâ You mumbled and punched him in the arm.
And just like that you two began to get along and hang out more, each passing day was spent together, be it working on the new nation or just in each other's company in general, you enjoyed all of it.
One day wilbur tells you to go to the new nation at 7:35 because he has to tell you something, you simply nodded your head albeit you were confused why you had to wait for him to tell you something. Two hours before it was time to go you began getting ready, you didnât know if it was a formal occasion or not so you just dressed in a hoodie and shorts - after making sure everything you were wearing was clean and you were too you put on your shoes and went on your way.
When you got there it was 7:36 but Wilbur was nowhere to be found, you looked everywhere until you stumbled upon a sign, âTurn around - Wilburâ Confusion was plastered on your face but you were curious as to what prank wilbur had set up for you, so you turned around. It was not a prank or another sign, it was him.
âY/N, date me.â He held out his hand for you with a wide grin, it was like the sun was radiating off of him, the mere sight of him almost blinded you âTake my hand and we can be together forever, we can be happy together.â He spoke once more. You couldnât lie, you were on the verge of tears, without hesitation you took his hand. You didnât know how or why but he had stolen your heart, and when you looked at his smile and bright eyes you knew you had stolen his heart as well.
