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totally legal things ive collected over the years

beginner’s guide to legally doing things - use this browser for doing legal things - use this free vpn for doing legal things - the vpn’s playstore app - webrtc leak shield - photoshop - paint tool sai - she-ra 1 2 3 4 5 - movies in the us - movies in other countries - suf - ninjago - ninjago movie - pokemon movies - lego city adventures - film ebooks - freddy files (fnaf) - learn greek - toxicity awareness (ebooks) - 3ds emulator - 3ds roms - more 3ds roms - sun and moon rom - tomodachi life rom - even more roms - witch ebooks

winged-paki

THANK YOU SO MUCH OP!!!

traaansfem

F

authortobenamedlater

hood

frangipani-wanderlust

fgp-wd

o-lei-o-lai-o-lord

o-o-o-od

ghostrider-02

ghod-02

a-r-i-l

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Ho

dv

f-fd........ :(

-c-ox

OCDP

#I wanted to skip this one #but then my first 3 letters were ocd #and it got finished with p like the police department of oc #just a little too ironic to skip lol #tag games #username games

oysters-aint-for-me

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

#🎉👀🎂👔🎁#most of these are self explanatory #and then there is the shirt #I don’t even understand the shirt #it may have been a misclick or me hinting about a Halloween costume #tag games #emoji games

apolladay

Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.

Yes

No

Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 14, 2025

#reading eldest #second book in the Eragon inheritance series #I’m at roran’s part and if that means I’m a villager then yes #I think my survival odds are pretty good since I’m not plot relevant #roran takes pretty good care of the villagers once Sloan defects #and I likely wouldn’t be expected to fight with my state of being #tag games #polls #tumblr poll #isekaied/media poll

titleknown

Blogging this tweet because this explains SO MUCH about the mindset of pretty much all the folks I’ve known who’re against single-payer, it’s not even funny…

hopesterling

This….

This never occurred to me. Not once. That Americans are against Health Care because they think it actually costs tens of thousands of dollars for a broken arm, hundreds of thousands for a complicated birth, millions for cancer treatment.

Because they’ve never known anything different. The idea that a broken arm is only a couple hundred bucks; a complicated birth a couple thousand; cancer treatment only tens of thousands; all easily covered by existing tax structures.

#hate to burst the bubble but we know #the issue is that they believe switching to universal healthcare won't drop prices #and racist old grandpa John doesn't want to pay for some poc kids 3k broken arm #I'm wording it humorously but seriously Americans don't even want to pay for their own care #thousands of us refuse to go to doctors even for serious problems #so yeah it's hard to make people like that want to 'pay for other people's health care'#the other half are the boot lickers #lots of people are so brainwashed by capitalism that they think these poor wittle healthcare companies deserve all this profit #the itty bitty CEO babies will go out of business if the life saving epi pen didn't cost multiple hundreds of dollars #I'm incredibly close to someone who refuses to back free healthcare and he literally says it's unfair to corporations #so no. we know. we know and we are angry #but we are also powerless unless we can get a unified vote and that's not gonna happen anytime soon #wow this is like the first time I've seen what it feels like for one of my problems to get infantalized #like sure there are some of us who probably don't know but those people are probably all under 20 #healthcare #american healthcare #america #american politics #text post

miggylol

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

What's your reaction to what you received?

Oh, hell yeah!

Pretty nice

I can work with this

Not what I would have picked, but okay

Ugh. Ugh. ...Ugh.

How does this reflect me?!

...........I'm supposed to keep this in my dorm room?

Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

#dog #I’m becoming more of a cat person but heck yeah a dog #I’ll take that over another creature for sure #polls #tumblr poll #spin the wheel #magic familiar #tag games

ocdnatural-deactivated20220809

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)

trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)

slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)

hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)

sergle

ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much

brokendreamsandpyramidschemes

ritterdoodles

You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree

agentfrostbite

Plot twist, OP is an alien researcher attempting to gather information and wildly misinterpreting humanity’s reactions

batsy-bueller

OP this you?

#so funny thing #I was option number 1 for many years #I am so short and it’s so much effort to chance a mosquito that’s going to escape every single attempt #like sure if it landed next to me and I had a newspaper I’d take a swing #but if I missed I’d just give up #but now I have a cat and his life is more valuable than mine #so last night at 12:49 I found a mosquito in my bathroom on the ceiling #que me tying a paper towel to the broom handle and ramming the handle into the ceiling #my boy yelled at me that we would wake our upstairs neighbors (we did)#and then he took over and missed a whole bunch and then finally killed it #I was cold and exhausted and not even fully dressed yet because I had just taken a shower #but murder comes first when it comes to my cats safety #if I had found it in the living room I would probably have let it live #but my cat lives in the bathroom-bedroom-closet area vicinity #so I have no regrets. long live my cat #my boy tried to rationalize with me that in the mosquito vs cat fight the cat would win #and he was very confused that I called my cat ‘a poor unassuming victim’ who ‘would be attacked in his sleep’#text post #mosquito #mosquitoes #insect mention #insect death

emmachillbert

If you have a stuffed animal you sleep with — what is it?

Bear 🧸

Cat or dog

An ocean animal

Bird

Woodland animal - deer, skunk, etc

Jungle or safari animal

It’s a bug / insect of some kind

Fantasy creature - unicorn, dragon, etc

It’s not an animal at all

It’s a character (animal or not) from a movie / show

(Some other answer)

I don’t sleep with a stuffed animal

Voting ended onSep 8, 2024

#its the pokemon squirtle #hes weighted and feels nice as a weight on my belly or ill cuddle him sometimes #when i was younger it was always an animal #usually a dog or a penguin or a bear #polls #plushie #plushies #plushy poll #stuffed animal poll #i dont use squirtle every night so he just lives on top of my stack of pillows in case i need him

gayhoediaz

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

wizardarchetypes

I carry all the shit y’all don’t carry and ask me for

#too much #a glasses cleaning cloth and sometimes my glasses #a hairclip large enough to hold all my hair up #my wallet of course #my three things of medication #a reusable tissue because saving the environment saves me money too #sometimes a little bottle of handsanitizer #no keys no chapstick and no tampon lol #right now im also carrying medicated handcream since ive been getting hives #and i dont leave the house without a granola bar or similar snack because i get low blood sugar #a roll of dog waste bags because it doesnt take up much space and my boy always runs out #probably 10 receipts i dont need because i didnt throw them out yet #a pair of nailclippers in case i get a hang nail #i should amend that i do carry my keys if i leave the house alone but i do that sooooo rarely #thats about it for my current purse but ill add more things to a larger purse depending on the situation #like if im taking my dog i'll add a collapsible bowl and a bottle of dog shampoo for her and maybe treats #if i go to the beach i'll hold my boys wallet and keys for him #i can fit my water bottle in the bag so i'll smuggle it into places sometimes #so in short largely medical stuff and some dog supplies #but i used to carry around way more stuff including stuff just to give to friends #even the hand sanitizer is more for my boy than for me in case he has to adjust his contact lens #to be clear thats only an emergency situation and its for his hands not the contact lens itself #purse questions #tag games #neo carries too much stuff but she actually needs a lot of it #before i used to also bring an umbrella everywhere lol and also a pen and a tampon and lotion and and and #the tampon is especially funny to me because ive never actually used one of those in my life #text post

lolliepops-rox

how often did you/do you skip class during secondary education/high school

never

only once

once or twice a year

once or twice a semester

once or twice a term

a few times a month

a few times a week

basically everyday

home schooled

not old enough to be in highschool (how are you on Tumblr?)

I'm bald/other nuance answer

Voting ended onAug 20, 2024

I don't know how American middle school works. Secondary education is schooling roughly between 12/13 to ages 17/18, so grades 7/8 to 12 (I think some countries go past 12?)

Idk how other places measure their school year; but a semester is 6 months, and a term is 3 months.

Plz reblog for sample size maybe?

#my USA school allowed 20 unexcused absences #I know I hit 20 because my mom had to sign paperwork excusing a bunch of them #but I was a special case and had reasons to skip school #with the main reason being that I didn’t want to be there yes #but the secondary reasons made it okay #my classmates skipped maybe once or twice a month at most #I skipped any kind of class recreation event and any days when it was inconvenient for my family #I should clarify mine were never mental health days for me and at best were health days for my parents #tumblr polls #poll #american school system #school #school polls

adoring-suggestion

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

prettysicksupply

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry. But every food you can think of sounds disgusting. Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

academicblorbo

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

#number six and seven got me #I was literally eating ice cream two days ago and near the bottom it hit #It was suddenly the worst food in the whole world and I couldn’t finish it #my friend was a hero and saved me from the food waste but like come on #we also went out to a wings place with a friend and the wings I had were great #they were like a 8/10 but you could not pay me to eat them again oh my gosh #I didn’t finish them so I gave my leftover wings to the friend #and I was like ‘great food! I never want to eat this ever again but I promise it was delicious!’#and I’m so well known for standing in the kitchen thinking all the food is terrible #my boy and I played a little guessing game of it recently where he brought me foods to narrow down the source of hatred #after I said no to Mac and cheese and a sandwich he was like ‘so you don’t want carbs’#and I had to explain that I very much did want carbs I just didn’t want *those* carbs #and no i could not accept anything that wasn’t carbs because that would be too easy #adhd #adhd culture #adhd memes #tw food mention #food mention #food #tw food

pleasespellchimerical

Is there a 'bad' smell that you enjoy?

Yes! Something chemical

Yes! Something rotting

Yes! Something animal

Yes! Something botanical

Yes! Something else

Yes! A bunch of these

No! You people are weird

I have no sense of smell

Voting ended onJul 21, 2024

Please elaborate in the tags! My personal favorite 'bad' smell is chlorine because it reminds me of summers spent at the pool.

#no sense of smell here #my boy likes the smell of gasoline and smoke though #not cigarette or weed smoke just burning wood smoke #he used a smoker last night and now the house reeks of smoke #it’s driving me crazy but he’s having the time of his life #I should add that I can smell on occasion #so I either can smell the smoke for a brief moment or I just feel the burn of it in my lungs #but I’m notorious for not smelling anything including bad trash smells or bad cat litter smells #I have to bring things to my boy and have him sniff them to see if they smell good or bad #polls #tumblr poll #neo can’t smell properly #but I can smell a gas leak and really what more do I need in life

aromanticduck

When you hear '30 degrees', what do you think?

A hot and sweaty summer's day

Freezing cold, icy weather

Everyone is dead and the air has frozen solid

An acute angle

Stop going to college! You don't need to get more knowledge!

Voting ended onJun 26, 2024

aromanticduck

This post has introduced me to two types of extremophiles:

"30 degrees isn't that cold it's barely below freezing."

"30 degrees isn't that hot it's a nice warm day."

I don't know which I fear more.

Fun extra poll:

Which type of extremophile are you?

30F/-1C isn't that cold

86F/30C isn't that hot

They both sound crazy

I'm a true Tough Guy who's not bothered by either

Voting ended onJul 1, 2024

#boy it’s over 90f here I would KILL for 80F #we have to wait until like 8 at night to walk the dog because that’s when it cools down to the mid to low 80s #we fear leaving our house during mid day. it’s murder outside #I used to think 30f wasn’t very cold but now I am Old and Sensitive #I chose the 30 is cold for the first poll and 80 isn’t hot for the second poll #polls #tumblr poll #weather poll #surprised to see so many Fahrenheit coded answers here no lie

catmask

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

catmask

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast