he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
roma★
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@theartofmadeline
Andulka
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
Today's Document
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Please don’t kill me, but anyone who says “Undertale is just as good as Deltarune” is just wrong. Deltarune is better in literally every way. Don’t let yourself be blinded by nostalgia. Go back and play both and see which is better.
"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong
Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA
Would tbh
Reblog this post to kill 1 (one) cop!!
Thank you for your service
Subpoena the Teenage Witch
(Salem, 1692)
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Like this?
actually what the christ
Don’t worry! Once it catches you it won’t have to be blank anymore
Don’t worry! Once it
catches you it won’t have to
be blank anymore
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB…
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
date of origin: August 9th, 2018
The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
welcome back my old friend
if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature
*about to pass out from blood loss* haha you think i’m good? tell me i’m good. i’m g
"...hhhzzzzmmm...mmmMMMZZZZZZzzz....zzzzzZZZMMMNNNnnnn....zzzzZZZZZzz....zzZZZMMMMNNNnnnn...."
"...more..."
not you.
To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There's no caveats. It doesn't actually matter who's driving it.
The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.
Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.
hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you
*Approaches cautiously *
Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:
• Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop
• The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)
• Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone
• Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says
• Firefox
• OSHA
• A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason
• The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book
• A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG
@janeviry
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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
@one-time-i-dreamt
@pukicho
@badjokesbyjeff
@firefox-official
@osha
@neil-gaiman
The Once-Ler
Idk who the last one is but this is the Tumblr starter pack
the last one is Sans Undertale….. we are forgetting our roots as a culture and a website u.u
Crows are scary They
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)
Yeah but have you seen this
A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.
Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill
I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.
that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.
Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.
this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.
Best birbs !!
your son is Beautiful and Strong
every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories
Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.
As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.
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I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.
He’s so handsome!!
I would trust a crow with my life
This is your regularly scheduled crow appreciation post
many east indians respect crows and lowkey worship them and now i know why :)
fucking superb you funky little death omens
Damn now I want a crow
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@hellsite-hall-of-fame
The US military losing a >$100 million stealth plane because autopilot stayed on after the pilot ejected is extremely funny.
The ancient hero’s aspect should have full face animations. It would make it the perfect armor.
I’m sick of upholstery. When are they coming out with downholstery?
A church service for hackers where instead of saying “amen”, they say “I’m in”
Aerial Pruning Skills
fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass
This is the most upsetting video I’ve seen in a long time
@oshnom look at this! while im glad that the power lines weren’t cut, that was still far too close for any sort of comfort!
cc .)_)__\ ok there are 2 reasons this might happen 1 the trees were to close to the power lines for the electrician to work on them 2 there’s a forest fire in the area and there prepping
cc .)_)__\ if it’s number 2 I understand if it’s number 1 you will be fined
