Nichola Royse

This my writing blog! Yes, I do have another account here on tumblr, but this is for my writing, and only that. And no, I won't tell you lovely people what it is... Nichola Royse is pseudonym and part of an anagram for my full name. Which I wont reveal...

[ravensareheretostay]

[nichola-royse]

I KNEW ID SEEN HIM BEFORE AAAAAAAHHHHHH HE'S CAESAR

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[star-spangled-jackass]

I’m cryin

[nichola-royse]

I'm dying send help. Sorry Andrew.

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

just occurred to me that there are adults who've never been to a funeral. an incredibly bizarre concept to me

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

alright folks when did you go to your first funeral? (i was 4)

[nichola-royse]

3. It was my great grandmother's funeral.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[thecactifindahome]

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

Welcome back to another episode of "internet quotes that sound like literature"

Today we have this fucking quote, that when places aesthetically on a fridge fooled me into thinking it's art until I looked it up and remembered:

It's from the fucking ps5 song

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why would you think “we will have cowboy times in space” sounds like it comes from artsy literature

[nichola-royse]

But that's just STAR WARS

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[bigscaryd]

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

[animatedamerican]

…

you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

[shinelikethunder]

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

[ericvilas]

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

[amatalefay]

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

[nichola-royse]

Okay enough, now just resist, This time we have could be well spent.

I just don't get the hype that's entombed ya.

I know it's hard, the pull is strong, just resist

This lovely song, and now I'm trapped in verse with Hallelujah.

Hallelujah, Hallelujah. Hallelujah, Halleluuuuuuuujah.

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[dangerbooze]

How dare you make me see this on my dash with my own eyes

[unsolids-your-snake]

Britain: a damp cold armpit of the world, you drink hot tea

The American South: hot as Satan’s ballsack, we have chocolate milk and iced tea and iced coffee and lemon ice drinks and snow cones and and anything that tastes good, we’ve found any possible way to make a cold version bc WE ARE HOT

[mithrel]

I still remember the withering way my American-with-English-parents grandmother said “Why are you drinking *cold* tea?”

[nichola-royse]

Reblogging for World War Tea.

[lilsie-evans]

close your eyes and type your url

[thesundaytea]

Yje sunday tea

CLOSE!!!

[duran-duran-less-official]

Oh hell I have to do the hyphens as well? On MOBILE?uhhh

durwn-d7ran-less-off8c8al

[siryouarebeingmocked]

siryouarebingmocked

Almost. Good thing I can touch type with absolutely no training.

[mithrel]

nyrg4wh

All I can say in my defense is I can barely type on mobile with my eyes open.

[nichola-royse]

Nhchola-rouse

Wow that went better than I thought it would.

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

[mananabuffins]

happy birthday to this dog

[nichola-royse]

I now have plans because I'm celebrating this dog's birthday.

[wolfstrela]

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

[nichola-royse]

Literally me lmao it hurts.

[nichola-royse]

This might be TMI but whatever at this point. I'm a 26-year-old Virgin who's been waiting for a time when she's comfortable to be intimate. In high school, I was teased by friends and non-friends alike because my boyfriend at the time complained to his friends about us not even kissing until 10 months into our relationship (he was counting). I wasn't comfortable with it, but I immediately realized what was going on when, one day, we got off the bus, and he put on chap stick and shoved a piece of gum unto his month and offered the me the same. Then he pulled me into a little alcove by a stairwell and told me he loved me. I didn't like saying "I love you" because it means a lot to me, especially in a relationship, like it's a big thing for me and I don't like people touching or just up and hugging me, unless I initiate it or a know it's coming and am okay eith it, I feel trapped and awkward and eventually panic a little.

Back to the point, he made me feel like I had to kiss him. Like I should do what he wanted just because he was ready snd tired of being teased to our faces and behind his back. Like I wasn't a good girlfriend if he didn't. He didn't say this of course until years later when I actually asked him if that was the case. He didn't have to say it when we were younger because I already knew. I saw it in his behavior, heard it in the way he spoke sometimes, felt that the vibes were a bit off, and not once did he ask me if I was ready for it. Not once did he ask me how I felt, so I verbalized that I wanted to take things slow but I forced myself to tell him "I love you" because I knew that's what he wanted. I forced myself to laugh at jokes at my expense, to let him kiss me, let myself worry about stupid shit knowing he was telling his friends everything we did, knowing they were telling to just dump me and move on.

Now actually back to my point, I'm a 26-year-old Virgin with trust and intimacy issues, who's been waiting until she met and had someone she was ready to be intimate with, but I don't even know that's going to happen with the decision the Supreme Court made. I don't want to have sex with someone and wait to see if I'm pregnant because the states took away my rights as a female of the human species. I don't want to have sex if I can't take my birth control, which I use to regulate the cramps, flow, and timing of my period, and not to just have sex when I feel like it. I don't want to have sex if someone can just do what they want to me, whether I say no or not, without wearing a condom bc some old person decides they aren't needed and force me to have a baby that I don't want at the time, that I'm ready for--I will not be able to handle the emotional fallout, the psychological damage that would cause me.

Now I don't even know if I want to have sex with someone (or at least a man), if people don't see me as a human person who has choices and feelings and control over her own body. It makes me sick. It makes me terrified. It makes me paranoid, if I'm being honest, because this gives very bad people the choice to act how they please without any consequences in place because it would be my fault for even existing. I don't want this. I don't choose this. This is a living nightmare.

I'm not going to force myself to so something just to appease someone else's hurt feelings. Not anymore. I don't want any part of this nightmare.

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[chromaticabrasions]

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

[carillonghorn]

[nichola-royse]

The fucking custard machine and "Berenstain Bears" triggered an emotional response. I start crying st rhe lumpy earth. Why are we like this?!

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

[nichola-royse]

Writing. I just want to write. And read. I want to write and read

[greeksorceress]

if you see this, please reblog with your zodiac sign, if you’re an older/middle/younger sibling or an only child, and the household task you hate to do the most

[nichola-royse]

Aries, youngest, triplet and has older siblings, the damn bathroom is the bane of my existence. My mom just had a convo with me about it.

[romiones-archived]

i can see why people think harry was dumb for only ever using expelliarmus but… he’s so good. the boy is good, he has such a good heart.. of course he only ever tried to disarm someone

[nichola-royse]

Also think about it: that'd the one spell he really used all the time, meaning he got super good at it and at some point it probably just became instinct to disarm instead of injure or subdue.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[nichola-royse]

I see no difference. This is the same picture twice.

[rylandsgrace]

Andrew???

[nichola-royse]

Go head, Andrew. Living his best bisexuality life. Just let me borrow some of that energy. Lol

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[nichola-royse]

EXCUSE ME, PLEASE CONTINUE.