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leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it
guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on
When you die I feel like you should get chances to relive your life but with full knowledge and memory from day one, just to see how it would go
Like it doesn’t have to count or anything, it’s like when you finish completing a video game and then do it over to see the different story paths, it should just get to be a fun thing you can do to play around and pass time in the afterlife
Maybe even see how much you can achieve in different areas like sports, fame, wealth, education, military clearance. Speedrunning and stuff. Like Groundhog Day but it’s a 90 year loop except for all the times you screw up and die and gotta start over
making the entire script of iron lung on a spotify playlist and im 128 song in and only 3mins into the movie...
shout out to the 3 people who have saved this and now get to slowly watch me add more songs and get deeper into the script
I'm a whole 7mins into the movie
i cant wait to get to minut 50 when i can add Hull Breach 17+ times
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area
Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.
popular leftist voice—these right wingers believe what they do because they're all old. it's impossible for a human being to believe something different than what they were raised with so all the boomers are right-wing. thankfully the gen z will all be left-wing so we won't have to worry about this ever again
"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die
i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously
114 people died in the Hyatt Regency collapse, and in the US it's the third largest structural collapse fatality count, behind 9/11 and the Pemberton Mill collapse in 1860.
I've learned about this tragedy in my physics classes, to demonstrate tensile strength, and as a reminder about the importance of calculations being done right. I've also learned about it in my legal classes as an example of construction defect lawsuits. I've seen it referenced in disaster response classes.
Between AI and the current Presidential administration, we're barrelling right back towards this nightmare.
There are multiple errors that resulted in this collapse, but these stand out to me:
1. Kansas City was facing high unemployment and needed to attract jobs and business into the city. So the planning and inspection departments may have looked too closely at the designs.
2. An engineering firm too lazy to double check their designs or design changes by the manufacturer before approving them. The error that resulted in the collapse was one that the owner of the engineering firm said that a "first year engineering student" would spot.
3. The steel manufacturer treating preliminary plans as final plans, not verifying the math on their end.
The bridges' original design could only hold 60% of the minimum load required by city code. The design changes recommended by the manufacturer halved that. Less than a year and 3 weeks from opening to the public, the whole thing collapse.
Articles about the collapse say that everyone "trusted" the other party to have done the calculations correctly.
A significant portion of the population trusts what the computer or AI tells them, without checking. Imprecisely calibrated AI hallucinate information. The US economy is going into a downturn and federal regulatory agencies are being gutted.
We are going to see the Hyatt Regency Collapse repeat over and over for decades, not just in buildings, but in medicine, manufacturing, the environment, etc.
Some of this we're just going to have to weather, but the message for AI users comes straight from IBM (once the world's leading computer manufacturer) back in 1979:
"A Computer Cannot Be Held Accountable. Therefore A Computer Should Never Make A Management Decision."
The owner of the engineering firm that designed the Hyatt Regency spent the rest of his life lecturing on the disaster, to serve as a warning to his fellow engineers about the real-life consequences of sloppy design.
I don't think Sam Altman or Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk will have the courage or the honor to do that when OpenAI / Meta / xAI are responsible for getting people killed.
So if you're going to blindly trust the AI to do critical work tasks, I hope you're prepared to be making an apology tour for the rest of your life if it all goes wrong.
something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
IN LIGHT OF "PROJECT HAIL MARY", "IRON LUNG" SUCCESS, NASA IS SENDING HOLLYWOOD HEARTTHROB RYAN GOSLING AND YOUTUBE PERSONALITY MARKIPLIER INTO SPACE— TOGTHER THIS TIME
We asked them for their thoughts:
MARK: It's a dream come true, honestly! I'm thrilled!
RYAN: They're doing what.
MARK: I've always loved space, ever since I was a little kid, and its been such a huge part of my channel- go check out "In Space With Markiplier" if you haven't already, by the way.
RYAN: I- I didn't agree- Nobody asked me to- When did this get greenlit?!
MARK: Man, I just can't wait, y'know? This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Hands down.
RYAN: I am not going to space!! I'm not going! Who told you this was happening?! When is it happening?! I- I've gotta call my wife, we- I have to go, sorry-
MARK: I hope they let me bring my GoPro!
We asked them for their
thoughts:MARK: It’s a dream come true,
honestly! I’m thrilled!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
awww it’d be so cute if simon was working on project hail mary and little grace had to teach him all about the astrophage ☹️❤️🩹 he’d be such a little shit about it and simon would be so lost
Actually you know what I’m ignoring every other thing about this au could you imagine little Grace just wrote like a school paper about the water not equaling life thing and Eva Stratt somehow seeing this paper and thinking “no no let’s let the 13 year old take a stab at it.”
Actually fuck Simon all together imagine Stratt putting little Grace in that lab with the astrophage and little Grace saying “am I only here cause I’m expendable??” In a little squeaky pre-teen voice.
Stratt getting a parent permission slip to take little Grace out of school and have him on the Vat.
Stratt pushing little Grace into a room filled with world leaders to explain how he reproduced the astrophage.
Carl basically being a babysitter for little Grace.
Stratt fighting tears as little Grace is climbing her cabinets and screaming as men twice his size and weight chase after him and tackle him and drug him
Actually no nvm this sucks
Yeah. Yeah man that’s. Real cute
hello I hope you don’t mind me showing up in your inbox but I saw your post about the pjhm x ATLA crossover and I’ve been dying to know moreeee
like, what happened to the Mary? Can it still move? Where exactly did they end up? Close or far away from the South Pole? Is this all before or after Aang’s broken out of the iceberg? How long before/after? How do they come across each other?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS YOUR AU IS SO INTERESTING
Oh my goodness I did not see this until literally months later I would love to talk about this Au! Currently it's less of a cohesive story as it is a collection of ever growing ideas but the main ones are as follows.
Background World Building:
The world of ATLA is actually an alien planet. It's smaller than earth, with anywhere from 1/2 to 2/3rds of earths gravity, and considerably more atmospheric oxygen. This explains why the animals are so large, why people can fly, and why people can fall from two story cliffs and be hit with giant rocks and walk away unscratched.
The planet of ATLA is also linked to Earth via a wormhole. The wormhole isn't always open, but through the power of sci-fi bull-crap the wormhole makes a matrix of weird magical energy called the spirit world, and it can only be physically traveled through via that spirit world. So it's direct physical effects on Earth proper are limited, but it does account for Earth life and English speaking humans with similar cultures to be on both sides of the divide. Spirits canonically can change and combine lifeforms in ATLA, (cursed tree guy in first avatar's backstory) so lets say most of the animal hybrid weirdness is a byproduct of that.
Spirits are an energy based form of anhydrous life. (Grace has EMOTIONS about finding anhydrous life in the most Earth-like goldilocks zone planet in the galaxy) Astrophage absorbs most forms of energy, including the magical energy that spirits are made of.
Agni, the sun spirit, lives in and is powered by/defined by the local sun, which as of about 100 years before the story start, is dimming from astropahge. Agni himself might be getting eaten by the astrophage. He's not having a good time.
Agni reached out to Raava, the Spirit of Order within the Avatar, to help keep the world from freezing into a Popsicle. When Aang flees the air temple and activated the avatar state for the first time, Raava puts him in a stasis coma and through the avatar state combines her spiritual energy with Agni in order to sustain the planets temperature. To Aang, everything happened as it did in canon, but in this AU it was a calculated choice made by the spirits to preserve his life and use him as a living conduit (if Aang died then it could take decades for the next avatar to grow spiritually attuned enough for Ravva manifest and help with the astrophage problem, and by then the planet would have faced irreversible damage)
And then the fire nation attacked. While it can be argued that the firebender's spiritual connection to Agni in his desperate state might have increased their subconscious distress, paranoia, and desire to "spread warmth fire sun life over all nations more than ever before" they were ultimately responsible for their own genocidal actions in the war.
But Agni is a star spirit, everything his light touches is within his realm of sight, and about a dozen light years away he sees a tiny ship, with engines shining brighter and hotter than the surface of the sun, make it's way to tau Ceti, then Erid, and then both Eridani-40 and Sol regain luminosity. The ship is flown by a human. Agni can work with that.
A calculated decision is made. Ravva un-manifests and frees Aang from the avatar state in just enough time for him to try and do something about the war before Sozin's comet arrives while Agni uses his star's raido waves to send out a distress call to the Hail Mary.
Main Plot
And that is how Grace and Rocky get the spooky inhuman voice begging for help in perfect English over the radio. Seems legit. Not creepy at all.
Grace, Rocky, Adrien, and a few other Eridian crew members speed modify the Hail Mary and track the signal to the star. Grace sees the planet right away and has swings closer because hold on that looks WAY too much like Earth wtf.
Remember how astrophage adsorbs spiritual energy? Agni and Raava sure didn't, at least not well enough to warn the other spirits that the ship of terrifying energy devouring void (Rocky covered every inch in astrophage for radiation protection) is SUPPOSED to be there. Naturally some of them freak out and attack.
So the Hail Mary crashed into the ocean. Very dramatically. The atmospheric contact with the ship creates a mini comet effect that spikes local fire bending long enough to notice but far too short a time to actually use for any tactical fighting. Rocky manages to get the engines functional enough to flare at the last minimum, keeping damage to a minimum and boiling all sea life in mile radius. But now they are stranded at the bottom of the sea.
EVAs still work underwater. Grace waits for things to cool down then suits up and goes out. He is picked up by a fire nation ship that is investigating the phenomenon (and freaking out about the Godzilla Minus One style dead fish phenomenon around the crash site).
Here me out
and this is where I would actually need to visit the ATLA timeline ans shuffle things around as needed because it's been a hot minute since I've watched it.
It's not Zuko's ship that picks him up
It's Azula's
Because Grace is good with understanding and talking to middle schoolers. He has also spent years talking to high ranking ego heavy government officials. Somehow, through the power of experience, luck, confidence and the fox-like fae level charisma that got everyone (but himself) acknowledging him as second in command of The Hail Mary Project back on earth, he twists his way from "shady prisoner" to "Azula's Trusted and Otherworldly Advisor" and after several eye opening discussion of science, politics, and history, changes her mind on her position in the war
because if it takes you 100 years to win a war you are doing it wrong
also the sun is dying
also aliens exist, so the whole genocide thing is really limiting humanity's global power
and genocide is horrible in and of itself, but you can't start with that point against the 14 year old child of imperial propaganda and power or she will just ignore you and go on another speech about how she's more important than the tides.
And of course he meets the Gaang, Zuko included, and the rest of the story is him meeting up with Rocky and the Eridians, doing impromptu science lessons, shaking every bystanding adult by the shoulders for their inactivity, and organizing an end to the war that doesn't require a 1v1 fight to the death between a 12 year old and a genocidal tyrant.
Toph single-handedly metal bends The Hail Mary back into the sky and Grace leaves for Erid with a ship full of gloriously edible plants. He drops the Taumeba off on the way there, saving their world officially.
Fun Details to Add Somewhere
Grace, who spent about 8 years in 1.5 times the average earth gravity has crazy bone density and strength compared to everyone else despite being stick thin from the journey to Erid. This combined with his Eridian based fashion choices and esoteric knowledge starts the rumor that he is a fox spirit in disguise.
Azula lightning bends to prove a point/intimidate someone. Grace goes on a 20 minute feral rant about how fire is one thing, but how are you controlling electricity??? That's like one of the 4 fundamental forces of the universe itself!?! What's next, gravity? (this does a lot for Azula's ego and for Grace's promotion form "prisoner" to "guy the lady in charge keep around for his science commentary")
Grace meets the gaang and immediately interrogates them on how bending their respective elements works. His theory of "the 4 elements are actually just guidelines for what state of matter these kids can control" is thrown out the window when Aang airbends xenonite.
Grace finds out about the hybrid animal life on the ATLA planet, wonders if it extends to microbes, and nearly has a panic attack over all the horrific disease combinations that could arise. Turbuculosis-Rabies, polio-flu, smallpox anything, ect.
Grace is so so so happy to be eating food with flavor and proper nutritional contents. this man is not beating the spirit allegations.
Aang sees the ammonia burns on Grace's arm and immediately recognizes it as an injury caused by super heated pressurized air, Aang is very freaked out by this.
Grace sees a lot of himself in Aang's backstory, except he thinks that Aang 100% did the right thing in trying to run from the air temple when he did. That is the correct thing to do when your government is trying to separate you from your legal guardian in order to draft you into a war at age 12 kid. wtf.
"You're saying you have to fight the war because you have the avatar spirit in you? Did you ask for the avatar spirit to possess you from birth? No? If I get a tapeworm do I suddenly become the bridge between the parasite world and humans?"
Grace is also very American and culturally insensitive about the concept of spirits. Despite most people thinking he is one.
Toph teaches Rocky how to see when a human is lying via their heartbeat. Grace is less than thrilled.
The gaang learns about astrophysics. Sokka has an extessential crisis. Aang is taking notes on how to use applied physics with airbending.
Someone gets grievously injured in a way that would 100% kill them without modern medical intervention. Grace has modem medical intervention aboard his ship.
The subject of "meburgers" arises. A four hour discussion of pedantic theological debate ensues. Surprisingly enough "meburgers" are completely permissible to eat by airbender monk conventions as the "animal" they come form is not slaughtered in it's acquisition.
Wan Shi Tong's library is a part of the spirit realm, and close enough to the wormhole to get Earth WiFi. OPTIONAL: Emotionally intense e-mail chain with Eva Stratt in which the entire political situation of the ATLA planet is discussed and a post-war plan is formed.
Grace meets Wan Shi Tong, and he either get's kicked out of spirit world academia or promoted as an honorary knowledge spirit in and of himself.
Jeong Jeong starts talking about how fire is intrinsically evil. Jeong Jeong plus the gaang receive a very through lecture on photosynthesis, thermodynamics, and astropahge's effects on a nearby planet's biosphere.
The astropahge in the Hail Mary's tanks has been slowly soaking up magical energy this while time. This will surely result in nothing of any significance whatsoever.
Optional: Agni is so grateful that Grace showed up that he personally grants him firebending powers as a reward for his service. Rocky is not thrilled.
When doctor who comes back it will be nununuwho
sorry mark but the people crave a happy ending for the sad space man
also not me shoving every possible manip ive made into this edit becuase i cant be normal about them for ONE SECOND
it doesn't matter
rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean
The plant shop au is now on ao3 and will update coinciding with whatever I post on here too lol
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do any of you want to hear abt my Black Ryland Grace headcanon
excellent. i am enabled once more.
this post is inspired in part by this one by @cheshirepirouette and sponsored in part by convos w @asteriis and @indouscurse here’s to y’all!! this post also goes out to my brothers, who are pale as hell for reasons unbeknownst to all of us (this is a joke).
like any good headcanon, this started as a joke because i thought to myself: Ryland sounds like the type of name that somebody’s Black child would have and only use on church sundays. nobody actually has ever called him that in his whole entire life, except maybe his mama SOMETIMES and that’s why he doesn’t remember it right away. i feel like every Black person knows somebody who is called literally anything except their god given name. people call him lil r, lil grace, gracie, ry, ryry, riri, RG, lando, mr. grace, dr. grace, but nobody calls him Ryland, which is part of why he Can’t Remember for so long.
so of course i went back to the source material to see if he ever actually mentioned being white anywhere and unfortunately it is very much at the beginning of the book. so THEN i started to think about how i could get around that while remaining at least largely canon compliant (as a little treat for myself). what i came up with is what i have affectionately dubbed my “litebrite baby” headcanon.
he occupies all my thoughts
nonbinary people, are you:
genderfluid or genderflux in some fashion
statically bigender or otherwise multigender
statically demigender in some way
statically genderless/entirely lacking gender
nonspecifically nonbinary
something else
I don't know right now but it's one of those probably
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