Prepare Yourself For Anything

[worst-roommates-ever]

[venusaurphobia]

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

[l0stvegas]

Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

[l0stvegas]

Hi, a few people accused this of being AI generated and I would like to point out I actually painted this— it was inspired by how fucked up AI generated captcha images look, of course, but the final result was hand-drawn. Don’t mind that I have over 200 layers on this thing haha my painting process is a disaster

[l0stvegas]

I appreciate the people reassuring me in the comments so much haha but don’t worry I wasn’t upset! I found it funny + it was an understandable mistake anyway since I was deliberately trying to imitate that vibe, just wanted to clear up that it was art because I evidently forgot to when I initially posted it

[l0stvegas]

Oh yeah, extra details: the rock/leaf litter textures I used for the ground are actually static grain taken from MRI brain scans I had done years ago

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Artificial Artificial Intelligence

You managed to mimick AI so perfectly that everyone thinks you're a fake. Whoops/congratulations!

[thecollectibles]

Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

via @mylordshesacactus

[onlytiktoks]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Yash Darji aka Yash Earth (Indian, based Vadodara, Gujarat, India) - Indian Flying Fox - Gujarat, Photography

[shabbytigers]

why is there not a nobel prize for wildlife photography

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[proteinmom]

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

[suiheisen]

my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

bonus:

update: jordan_the_stallion8 has posted the recipe

[valtsv]

hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???

obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them

[valtsv]

renaming my ships to HMS We Won't Die in the Arctic and HMS No Scurvy before successfully navigating the northwest passage

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

to boldly go

[delmondo]

Idk about da other ones but my post makes perfect cense

[the-haiku-bot]

Idk about

da other ones but my

post makes perfect cense

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[haiku-bot-human-version]

Idk about

da other ones but my post

makes a lot of cense

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

[the-haiku-bot]

When the haiku bot

messes up I will be there

to correct the post.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aquilacalvitium]

Babe get over here there's a haiku fight happening

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[thecomicsvault]

[misanthropemom]

Unstated meanings conveyed through context! That’s my shit!

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t tg at at a tg t t , ca t t t t c ca & cct t. T t t t t t “a tat aga, ’ t ” & t ag a t t tt . c t t’ tat tat t a t aga tg. acta ct t t t. tg . A ’ t t ct at att t a t t

Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

[wizardarchetypes]

NO WAY

[sashayed]

[0ddoblivion]

Decided to paint outside in a storm to see what would happen.

[0ddoblivion]

I gave her flowers so maybe she won’t haunt me.