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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
#extradirty
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
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Janaina Medeiros
cherry valley forever
roma★
Origami Around
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will byers stan first human second
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@omgitspedz
Kitty fart
Vine by Cersei
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY
HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT
Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF
“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”
@dandelionofthanatos
and the kitty just
“what?”
I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god
I’m fucking dying lmfao
I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true
[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD
SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR
His shit eating grin in the last one sells it
I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.
Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.
This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC
Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.
I’ve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet
Wanna know the kicker?
In the first chapter of JLA’s “Divided We Fall Arc” both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post “Tower of Babel” where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to “unmask” himself as well.
When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: “He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even…thought he had a…day job…”
That’s right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.
Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.
There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is
It figured out he was Clark…and Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDN’T BELIEVE that Superman would ever “Pretend” to be human because it would mean pretending to be “Weak”
90% of Superman’s disguise is everyone else doing the work for him
the best secret identity of all.
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reminds me of the scene where Howl saves the lady from the shadow pips
The Adventures Of Business Cat
#i like these cause it implies that depsite all these weird things he does hes so good at buisness #that they let it slide
Classics
ok so Ron says he doesn’t like spiders because when he was 3 the twins turned his teddy bear into a spider right? the twins are only 2 years older than Ron, which means they were FIVE YEARS OLD when they did this and I’m just??????? like they were five and they didn’t even have WANDS and they managed to deliberately turn a bear into a spider???? even if they managed to steal a wand from their siblings or parents that’s a really tricky bit of transfiguration and at age five most kids are just doing uncontrolled magic….. like TBH in my opinion Fred and George had more innate talent than the trio combined but they just wanted to chill and do pranks and I respect tf out of that
drinking coffee as an alternative to milk prior to going to bed 😶😶😶
The number of fucks Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke
Its fucking back.
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots.
(via ognobody54)
phone camera vs film camera
Holy shet
Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.
Aries season
2017 is the year of skincare and communication
u guys always say this shit every damn year just wash ur face who cares what year it is
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE DOGS?!
Somebody kill me
Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat
And I don’t know which one to do for my cosplay…
…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?
So THAT’S how Brock knows!
All the Joy’s are different, too. Their crosses are each different colors.
#I thought the Nurse Joy one only happened recently though #like in the new seasons
Nope. While blue and pink repeated a few times, generally each Joy had a different color city to city.
These are all from season 1 & 2 Nurse Joys.
Oh good god.
holy fucking shit how did no one else notice this it’s been like tEN FUCKING YEARS
Welp, I just learned something new. And I was in this fandom for 13 years.
This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion
Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.
That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.
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Good man. He should be careful you never know with those crazies. Toupee being potus is empowering them.
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
okay. so a future optometrist, i can relate to this one lol
