Waltz of Anxiety

Charles or Mac, 28, cis male. Bi. Occasionally 18+ Hi, I like to fixate on specific things and reblog the shit outta it until the next obsession comes.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I really hope that whoever managed to convince Disney that kids fucking LOVE photorealistic animation and will only watch an animated movie about sea creatures if said sea creatures actually look like real fish is laughing their fucking ass off right now

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Kids LOVE when the beautiful singing mermaid’s animal sidekicks look like they should be dead with their eyes open at a supermarket deli

[worm-kin]

laurence

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[ruriginzuishou]

Me every time this post comes back

[might-be-somebody]

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

[queer-cosette]

why.

[xbubbledumbbx]

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

oh what the FUCK WHY

[polirange]

Thanks I hate it.

[fairyofsomething]

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

[goat-yells-at-everything]

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

[mama-germany]

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

[mama-germany]

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

[silverscreenx]

[that-wildwolf]

Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

[dead-inside-and-thriving]

Surgeons really went vrrr vrrr say goodbye to your pelvis mother

[free-post-store]

$0

[brucebocchi]

this would destroy me

[hedgehogenglne]

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

[ankle-beez]

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Elon Musk seeks to end $258 billion Dogecoin lawsuit

Elon Musk asked a U.S. judge on Friday to throw out a $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing him of running a pyramid scheme to support

[zac-films]

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

[timemachineyeah]

this is so matter of fact and funny

[fablesdelightme-deactivated2024]

A Barbie is never late. Nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.

[velvetvetiver]

[babe-vigoda-deactivated20240227]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hi did you just have this image on hand

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[prokopetz]

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

[dragonomatopoeia]

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

[emi--rose]

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

[psylkii]

im on a bb kick

[peppermintbiotics]

BORN TO CRAFT

MARKETBOARD IS A FUCK

Meld Em All 2023

I am crafter main

410,757,864,530 SHATTERED MATERIA

[ryan-sometimes]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

[sam-is-moths]

[memewhore]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[that-twink-over-there]

[vintageadvertising]

Come get your healthy dose of Kelloggs asthma cigarettes

[nerdyveganrunner]

Oh, worm?

[mrcloudyfun]

Look at what they’ve taken from us

[chaifootsteps]

#imagine smoking one of those right after having a good old original coca cola

[elfgrunge]

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

[roycohn]

i am like losing my mind this is so funny