Frobin FTW

[wyvernslovecake]

Usopp: *getting a paint balloon chucked at him* LUFFY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!😠

Luffy: I thought you gave the code word!

Usopp: What code word? There is no code word!

Chopper: Let's make the code word "papaya"!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon at Usopp*

Usopp: The code word is not "papaya"!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon at Usopp*

Usopp: *sighs* Look, let's go over this again.

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon* Did someone say papaya? *gasps and chucks another balloon*

Franky: Dude, no one said papaya.

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Usopp: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING PAPAYA?!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Chopper: You know, I'm not too crazy about papaya.

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Chopper: Let's make the code word "rutabaga"!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Franky: Or how about "avocado"?

Luffy: I still like papaya! Oops! 😲 I said it! *chucks another paint balloon*

Usopp: *seconds away from combusting*

Chopper: Zoro's coming!

Franky: Ah crap! Abort mission!

Luffy: Okay, that's probably for the best. We're all out of paint balloons.

Usopp: Thank GOD!!! *gets chucked again*

Luffy: Nope! Found one more! 🙂

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[hisuianserperior]

Oh. Oh I just realized something. When Fold knew about Kit and Kaboodle, I thought it was just because he knew about Farcade agents

But then I was thinking why wouldn't Miss I know about them too?

But going back to the start I noticed it.

It's him. That paper is him. He did the same to Flappers. That's why he knew about her and why he knew they had a better shot without Kaboodle

He helped doom her planet

[onepieceguy]

It took me a couple rewatches to figure that out, too.

[tyote]

[onepieceguy]

When I say "I've got that dog in me" this is the dog I'm talking about.

[marriedcuriuoswife]

[howlingday]

[lewdest-mansion]

Sometimes I hate humanity...

This is Timmy

Timmy was a male humpback whale that stranded at the port of Wismar, Germany on the 3rd of March. He also had the names Hope and Fridolin. And yes, he's dead on that picture but how did this happen?

On the same day he got stranded he managed to go back to the sea by himself.

On March 23rd Timmy got stranded again and got freed by using diggers on March 27th. After that there had been multiple instances where Timmy was staying in bays but managed to leave by himself while experts suspect that he's going to die soon so they advised against any further rescue attempts.

But then a lot private people arrived with concepts to rescue the whale (yes, concepts...). Most proposals were denied by the administrative court of Schwerin as they didn't have the authority to make these proposals while experts warned about the risks and saw low survivability for Timmy.

More and more people wanted to rescue the whale, including influencers and rich people.

On April 28th the whale then got out of the bay by using winches as a barge and was escorted via convoy. On May 2nd the convoy was still following Timmy without the barge, apparently removed by the whale itself even though drone footage shows attempts of attaching a rope around his tail fin which questions if he came out of the bay voluntarily. After the convoy left the location of the whale was unknown as the private initiative responsible for the "rescue" didn't share any information while a tracking device was attached to the animal.

Then on May 14th the Danish coast guard finds a dead humpback whale near the island of Anholt. Two days later on the 16th of May it was confirmed that it's Timmy due to the tracking device being found.

Sheer incompetence from people who think they knew better made this animal suffer instead of listening to the experts.

Now you might think it's all over but

Noooooo! Now it's getting even weirder

Before and after his death a sort of cult has rised in the name of Timmy, making AI generated songs about him while right wing media and politicians use that topic to act like they are pro animal rescue. And after his death people either denied that he died or make more songs and pictures with AI. What also happened is that an old man climbed on the corpse because he always wanted to do that despite the risk of the whale exploding. Now experts want to bring that whale to a safe location and wait for it to explode before completely removing the corpse.

I hate people so much

[howlingday]

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

[howlingday]

Roman: Little Red, I'm gonna warn you right now; I've seen Air Force One at least six times, and the guy in charge always won~!

Ruby: I think you're misremembering, Torchwick; it didn't matter that he was in charge. What mattered was that he was the good guy, and today, I'm the good guy.

[onepieceguy]

Ruby: Get off my plane! (kicks Roman off)

Roman: AAAAAAAH-! (eaten by Nevermore)

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

Headcanon: Sprig thinks Kermit the frog is a real frog

Considering Crumpet the Frog in Ribbitvale, he believes it

[onepieceguy]

Anne: Sprig, that's just a puppet.

Sprig: No, Anne, he clearly says he's a Muppet. There's a difference.

[srsfunny]

Remember Her?

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[onepieceguy]

I'm reblogging because I love Garfield

[cookieclover]

Which Transformer are you? Let me know in the comments! :3

[onepieceguy]

Woo-hoo! I'm Soundwave!

[spectralpixelsredone]

You think Ruby is even AWARE of Watts I was pointing something out on a post.

[howlingday]

Ruby: ...Wait a minute. Who ARE you?

[onepieceguy]

Watts: MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ruby Rose at my mercy! Oh, what a glorious day!

Ruby: ... heyyyyyy... yoooou?

Watts: ... you have no idea who I am, do you?

Ruby: Yeah, no, sorry.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Inhales, Exhales) Finally... It took me almost all of my lien, but I finally did it.

Jaune: I finally have my own island~.

Jessica: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hey, Jess! Long time no see~!

Jessica: I heard you have your own island now.

Jaune: Yup! And I have the perfect name in mind for it!

Jessica: Oh, really?

Jaune: Mhm~! See, I combined my two favorite things; the letter F and that book you let me borrow, Frankenstein.

Jessica: ...In what way?

Jaune: Jessica Cruz, welcome to Eff-Stein islands~!

Jessica:

[onepieceguy]

Jaune: Is there a problem with this name, Green Lantern Jessica Cruz?

Jessica: Do... do you watch the news?

Jaune: N O.

Jessica: (creates newsfeed with her ring) Just-just read this.

Jaune: Oh, wow, I wonder what it could b-

Jaune: O.O

[cannotunsee]

May the 4th be with You: A Poem for Star Wars Day

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Beautiful, you don’t HAVE to forgive them. You just can’t ridicule them after leaving for being “tainted” or “evil” or whatever the acceptable word is now. Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.

“But they should’ve known sooner” and we should’ve known sooner that Destiel was never gonna meaningfully happen outside of queerbaiting, what’s your point?

“I never want them near me” that’s fine, but you do realize to insult them, YOU have to get near THEM, right? Wouldn’t it be more conducive to what you want to just leave each other alone?

“What if one of them tries to approach me?” Then you block them online, or you keep the conversation clinical and polite irl. You do NOT take time out of your day to berate them for their old views. Your mother raised you better than that.

[jame-dumb]

Preserving these tags, they're very correct

[llamaking]

I would reblog this one million times if I could

[daysleftofsecondterm]

As a matter of fact you can!

[howlingday]

"I told you so" was phased out for a reason, guys.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[onepieceguy]

This is painfully accurate.