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Ich mag ja an der DB, wie es uns alle gleich macht. Man sollte meinen, ein ICE Ticket zwischen den Wichtigen Städten Dieses Landes würde einen irgendwie pünktlich und mit Würde befördern, aber nein. Ein Armani-Anzug schützt vor Ungeplantem Gleiswechselkurzstreckensprint nicht.

justablix

#german public transport #not even the rich can buy themselves out of DBs bullshit

nartothelar

PEAK VIEWING DAY FOR THE PERSEID METEOR SHOWER TODAY LETS GOOOO!!!! 💫🌠✨

nartothelar

it was cloudy

#Nuuuu nart i‘m so sorry ;-;#perseid meteor shower #solar eclipse 2026

lyadrielle

No streaming tonight, There's an eclipse and I turn into a werewolf when there's an eclipse!

Joking aside I wanna go see it XD

#you and me #thank you for inspiring me!#eclipse #art

tytoadox

Hey so what

A whoppin 200 of you freaks tolerate my shenanigans...?????

#watching your shenanigans closely

parawyrm

More from that one post

parawyrm

ohnoitstbskyen

i am going to need six seasons and a movie of this

#calvin and hobbes #trans rep hell yeah #also same calvin same #the job market is brutal

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

hellsitegenetics

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

willifolts

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

scp-threats-is-back

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

yoink-a-doink

Now the moth is banned in Russia

fantasylover4538

…well what the fuck is this

kingofkaumidy2

Art.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

sodom-hussein

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

starmaker-astral

This is why I love tumblr

#omg i‘ve merely seen pinterest reposts of this one #a legendary find #funny hahas #obama gets nudes

dogpuppy

liquidpaperfoundation1

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

cryptid-on-a-string

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

#haha funnies #ealy bird catches the worm #my very punctual wife gets my night worm

vamprisms

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

redfagdiver

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

#the WHAT #world wide spider web

shizuoi

the gaang as adults (from the ending credits of "Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender")

#avatar the last airbender #atla #man i wish i could watch it with my gazilian streaming subscriptions #(it‘s 2 actually)#these are so fun tho #you can really see how the artist thought of guiding the eye all across the pieces to esch member #the gaang

omnia-volo

Good morning.

#they're house mates #I'm melli much more than i'd like to admit #omg i bet ingo does this every morning and doesn't even know why #pokemon #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #warden melli #pla #pokemon legends arceus

escuerzoresucitado

Pedestrian traffic lights

sjorsdottir

Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:

Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):

The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:

Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):

Traffic light lady in Bremen:

Karl Marx light in Trier:

Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:

Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):

A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:

Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:

Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:

Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:

Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:

A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:

Bishop in Fulda:

Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung

Enjoy!

translatingpoststogerman

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

robot-roadtrip-rants

omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.

#pedestrian traffic lights #traffic lights #ampelmännchen #What?! we got that many different ones?!#until recently i didn‘t even know the easter german one wasn‘t only used in Berlin #why do they only sell merch of it in berlin then?!

betweenheroesandvillains

Only 13% of Germans thinking Merz is doing a good job and that's from BEFORE he went "also you will need a doctor's note from day 1 and can't call that in either you will have to go there in person good luck lmao"... Hans-Peter let's go dust off the Guillotine!

#german politics #how is it my parents still think bro is doing a good job?!#like yeah maybe he knows how to be rich #BUT NOT FOR THE COMMON FOLK #mehrzweckeier