We're dead and we love it

me joking and suffering, and y'all doing it with me.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[platypus-whit-boots]

When north Korea has yet to send nudes like Russia did

Unless-

[brightonstudios]

Okay maybe today wasn’t that terrible

[zzoupz]

ive caught myself speaking in 3s like rocky (good good good, etc) irl multiple times and often and idk if thats something i already do but didnt pay attention to until now or if rocky is actually rubbing his nasty carapace off on me

[capt-sievert]

i started doing the "question" thing if that makes you feel less alone

[zzoupz]

it is literally so addicting its like tone tags if they were awesome, observation

[zzoupz]

[transformativeworks]

AO3 Celebrates 18 Million Fanworks

AO3 has reached 18 million fanworks on the site! Come celebrate with us and learn about collections features. Read more at https://otw-news.org/3zd6mwss.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[redstonedust]

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[platypus-whit-boots]

...

Hello?

@ryland-grace-official-account

[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[sagethegremlin]

[guildensternsrose]

[platypus-whit-boots]

Not the greatest granita I had, definitely on the worse side. If you guys happen to go to Siracusa do Not go here, instead go to a hole in the wall kinda of place, they tend to have artisanal granita for a fair price.

Learn from my mistake, do not fall for the hip stile they try to sell you, with their high volume and all black uniforms.

I already know that whe are going to lose a lung when we're going to pay.

[hauntedairport]

a bit tired from artfight so i drew a comic based on something silly i read earlier (cant find it for the life of me)

(i get to see phm soon yay! then i will dedicate myself to bloodymary stuff or die trying)

[moon-savior]

@notsoheterosapien

[platypus-whit-boots]

That's so relatable. My mom would have done the same when I told her I felt tingly and kinda of spicy-sensation when I eat nuts if she hadn't been 2 hours away. Simon is such a mood

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[tissa23]

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[platypus-whit-boots]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Why is ao3 trending on tumblr rn?

[platypus-whit-boots]

Cos' their married, Mimosa.

[apricops]

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE

[platypus-whit-boots]

Their not gone.

They are just, hanging around.

Outside.

Of you.

[ansawhatever]

The microplastics in my brain are telling me things.

They're telling me to write more smut 👀

[platypus-whit-boots]

Listen to them.

Do it.