Doing my Thesis On Horror

Collect The Pages (of the half finished dissertation draft I left at that cafe last week) he/him, age: ∞

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[postgrad-slenderman]

Right from now on all academic conflicts between two field specialists publishing against each other on JSTOR should only use the arson post font. No more times new roman, just fire.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[irishslenderman]

rétwít

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Retweet

[official-microsoftedge]

Other gimmick blogs arise Cmere spspspspspspspsp

[france-unofficial]

i've been summoned

[its-sanrio-official]

Did someone say gimmick blog?

[jollibee-real]

imagine being a gimmick blog bzzzt bzzt

[its-sanrio-official]

🫵🏻

[homophobe-slenderman]

[postgrad-slenderman]

[is-elon-musk-dead]

no

[spenderman]

with your help, we can change this.

[detective-slenderman]

How curious… I seem to have found a new part of the forests while searching for… someone… I have seen no signs of life here, and yet empty pages are tacked onto trees…

How very interesting…

[postgrad-slenderman]

If anything you find is a half finished comparative media study between the teatre du gran guignol movement and the evolution of grimdark as a genre in the 2010's, I've been looking for that.

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

[postgrad-slenderman]

This is so splendorman coded

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Tragic: local slender has to get out of comfy bed

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Tragic: local slender has to get out of comfy

[tgi-thursdays]

tragic: local corporate blog felt left out and wanted to join in

[flirtatious-slenderman]

local slender invites local corporate blog to stop by anytime.

[evil-vampire-official]

tragic: evil CEO is unoriginal and wants to join conversation

[flirtatious-slenderman]

Surprising: local slender also invites evil CEO to stop by anytime.

[slender-collector]

but watch out!

[postgrad-slenderman]

Local slender has no classes and therefore does not have to get out of bed

[eviler-slenderman]

..GAH- This is so fff- frustrating, I NEED to know what's happening, i can't just- ... -Sigh- Multiple slenders have disappeared, maybe there's a pattern ? Maybe we can find out who's next ?

[bitchlessslenderman]

[eviler-slenderman]

...Could.. could you perhaps, simplify that ?

It's a bit.. hard to, well, understand.

[bitchlessslenderman]

what does it mean

[eviler-slenderman]

ah, right. Well, I'm also trying to figure that out myself

[bitchlessslenderman]

if you knew what I knew

[eviler-slenderman]

Well, that sounds pretty ominous. do, you plan on explaining what you mean ?

[postgrad-slenderman]

What is going on here?

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[digital-slenderman]

bold of you to assume i can die

[postgrad-slenderman]

Honestly. Mortality is so passé. Find my dissertation.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Fanart was abbreviated to fart.

[spooky-killer-ooh]

I kill people

[shot--star]

thank you for this completely related comment

[spooky-killer-ooh]

Have you never heard of the slenderverse

[shot--star]

I have but what relation does this have

[spooky-killer-ooh]

ah you really aren’t updated on what gimmick blogs do nowadays

[shot--star]

I don't follow a lot of gimmick blogs

[spooky-killer-ooh]

there’s a gimmick blog that pretends to be Slenderman and reblogs posts with "collect my pages" and it evolved from there

[the-splendorman]

Collect my bells! :)

[eviler-slenderman]

Collect ym evil schemes

[deactivated-blog]

collect my genders

[asexual-slenderman]

collect my playing cards

[pinkslenderfolk]

Collect my PINK pages

[awesomepolls]

Collect my hit songs

[wokeslenderman]

collect my pronouns

[emorticia-deactivated20241030]

COLLECT MY MORTYS

[autistic-slenderman]

collect my special interests

[pirateslenderman]

Collect my treasure maps

[robloxslenderman]

Collect my pages, start my generators.

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Collect my platonics

[slenderfurry]

Collect my fursuits

[canadian-slenderman]

collect my maple leaves

[postgrad-slenderman]

Collect my dissertation

[doitdean-deactivated20120524]

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Ask me everything. Not anything. Make me your google, I am the search engine now

[slenderjerma]

i am an open book. let me pour my awful thoughts into your think pan

[divorced-slenderman]

Why would one.. think with a pan? Nonetheless some questions certainly wouldn’t hurt.

[postgrad-slenderman]

AMA, I'm pretty sure that's the point of an advanced degree. Answering questions.

[devourerofgocks]

hey let's all do this on March 15th. on the website.

Hey don’t just like. Reblog.

[walmart-the-official]

I like this idea

[i-say-ok]

ok!

[the-purple-painter]

This post has been purpled!

[digital-slenderman]

i also like this idea

[postgrad-slenderman]

Collect my Ides of March

[slenderdawg]

((Hello all and any slenders, do yall think we should use the tags #slendlr and #slenderblog instead of #slenderverse? Asking because it might be better to not use #slenderverse, since this tag is related to the actual slender fandom and not our tumblr blogs. We’re pretty much a fandom of our own at this point lol :3))

((Reasons to use specific tags:))

1. So we won’t overwhelm the actual/canon slender fandom.

2. It might be easier to block our blogs for people who don’t want in on the bit.

@slenderdirectory @slendermanager @slender-woman-returns @slender-mad @slender-bureaucracy @cat-slenderman @slenderfurry @slenderpupp @realest-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @canadian-slenderman @trans-slenderman @genderfluid-slenderman @the-splendorman

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

That's smart, I might use slendblrverse as well

[postgrad-slenderman]

Slendlr is incredible

[monsterhigh-slenderthem]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO REBOOG THAT AS SLENDER MAN

[robloxslenderman]

when i talk to someone in real life and accidentally say “Collect my pages”

[postgrad-slenderman]

I haven't been beholden to the educational institution for four years... and yet

[realest-slenderman]

does this mean you’re like. 2 inches tall now

yes but for every reblog on this post i will restore an additional half inch of my height

[deactivated-blog]

Build a Slender

slender left leg

slender right leg

slender left arm

slender right arm

slender head

slender torso

slender tentacle things

slender clothing

slender pages

Voting ended onMar 9, 2024

I’m going to draw this slender person when the poll ends.

[trendyslender-deactivated202407]

More pages.

Only pages.

[bitchlessslenderman]

tentacle

[trendyslender-deactivated202407]

No, pages.

[bitchlessslenderman]

tantacle

[irishslenderman]

Ten tickle

[postgrad-slenderman]

Ok tentacle and pages are great but we need more left arm

[yoink-a-doink]

COMPILATION OF THE FUCKING FAN ART I'M RECENTLY FINISHED

Because I was bored

Part one

@slender-woman-returns @poet-slenderman @slenderman-mom @pinkslenderman @sleepyslenderthem @flirtatious-slenderman @slendergenderfucker @drpepper-slenderman @legallyblondeslenderman @wokeslenderman

[roud-y]

You're so kind 💕🖤