johnny english really destroyed all movie logic
the funniest part is that he’s not even running
Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator
My obligations and consequences catching up to me
Jules of Nature
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell

Andulka
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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@rkstrider
johnny english really destroyed all movie logic
the funniest part is that he’s not even running
Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator
My obligations and consequences catching up to me
vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time
Except this time…Mom’s home
we need #HELP
PLEASE take the time to learn about what is happening in Turkey at the moment
this is not a joke.
TURKEY IS BEING BURNT DOWN! and It’s not a natural disaster, it’s arson. literal terror. a crime. there are 81 fires going on in 23 different cities. this has been going on for 2 days. people are dying, losing their homes.
helicopters, drones, planes and thousands of firemen are currently trying to control fires in 10 different locations in southern Turkey. so far, three people have died, hundreds of animals have perished and several settlements are being evacuated.
A WHOLE country is on fire please that is not something you can underestimate.
please use your voice for us.
please dont stay in silence.
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oh my god, i’m turkish and seeing foreigners reblogging this honestly brought me to tears.
since the post above, three more people have died and thousands of more homes have burned down, but thankfully some of the fires have been extinguished. but this doesn’t mean the fight is over.
these photos were taken in the province of Antalya, one of our biggest tourism centers. for decades, people have been setting entire forests on fire in touristic places to make room for their huge, 5-star hotels and resorts. everyone knows this. the government knows this.
for anyone that doesn’t know, our government is as corrupt as it gets (i’m not gonna go into details, or we’d be here all day and i’d probably get arrested). they’re trying to cover up these news with the resignation of the minister of education. what’s more, so far, the only fire-extinguishing planes we have were sent to us by Russia. not our own government.
they don’t care for us.
our only hope is you. even a single Euro/Dollar you donate would make a difference.
please. we need you.
Please please reblog, donate , anything you can do to help Turkey!
Turkey needs all the HELP it can get right now. If this shows up on your blog please don’t just ignore. Reblog it, if you can, donate.
Even the smallest thing right now is of massive use to Turkey ❤💔
just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason
i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans
IM FUCKING LOOSING IT
Ship dynamics :-)
While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.
I really couldn’t stop my self drawing this lol
YES
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
Go OFF.
THANK YOU FOR THE CAPTIONS
*makes this noise at you*
it’s a ptenopus garrulus, aka Common Barking Gecko, which lives in Africa! The video doesn’t show it well, but they have goofy froglike faces!
by sheer coincidence, there’s a completely different kind of gecko endemic to Australia (underwoodisaurus/nephrurus milii ) which is also called the Common Barking Gecko:
(cute art courtesy @prguitarman )
I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming
fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
direct action
How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?
how about you eat my shit and hair
staying true to spirit
the OG of the vicious burn
Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face
here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year
I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.
Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud
the ultimate irony is that of all of the greek philosophers almost all fo their philosophies have fallen appart or been proven to be quite dumb with time but not Diogenes, almost all of his irate hobo rantings are still somehow relevant today and provoke far FAR more thought then any ramblings about ultimate forms or horses teeth or beans looking like testicles and yes this includes his defense of public masturbation, as well as his statements about treatment of his body after death ‘why the fuck should i care ill be dead by then’
He sounds exactly like Bob from Bob’s Burgers
Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me
Oh my loooord
The Reviews™ are in
I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.
OH MY GOD
WATCH THIS. PLEASE.
oh….my….god
It’s 4 am, I have a fever, and I’m pretty sure I just hallucinated He Man and Skeletor doing the Dirty Dancing
this is so fucking funny help
This may be the best thing I have ever seen
Omg that was awesome
I will always reblog Dirty Dancing He-Man and Skeletor.
Holy hell! My life is now complete.
This will never not be funny
does anybody smell almonds
@s4m-1hat I thank your country for this contribution
Ahhh yes money supermarket adverts. They get better every time
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@pennamesmith
(I assume this is on your blog already. But no where near recent enough.)
Goodbye 2020
#pascalcampion
commission prices are open to negotiation and vary depending on each individuals budget. i will adjust the art i draw for you to meet however much you are comfortable/looking to spend. i will not, however, accept commissions for under $10, which is the baseline price for a barebones sketch of a character or person with no specific pose.
i’d appreciate if you guys could spread this around even if you aren’t interested in a commission from me. it’s really rough landing work where i am right now, so this is my only source of income at the moment. thank you!
EDIT: oh bro i should have linked my art tag ;-;;; anyways here you go
just gonna reblog this again and hopefully get it spread around because with COVID and rent and winter coming i’m really strapped for cash and could use all the help i can get. like i said in the post prices are up to you, but higher paying commissions will always get priority because i’m broke :(