Monarch of Naps™

keep on keeping on | current interests: IF Stories - Media Crossovers - fics that are a few hundred thousand words too long to be starting at 3AM

[roamingmoss]

Well'p.

I've been roaming these parts for a while now, and I guess I should introduce myself for those who might care.

Name: I go by RoamingMoss (formerly ChaoticDingbat), I'll also answer to Moss.

Pronouns: My pronouns are they/them, or ey/em if you feel particularly adventurous.

Age: Creeping up on my 30's, fast and furiously.

This blog is just a place for me to enjoy/express myself. The things I post/reblog will be all over the place, so expect nothing less than a disjointed mess.

DNI: Listen, if I don't like the cut of your jib I'll use the block button. Likewise, if you see something on my blog that you don't like, just use the block button. We're all grown here. And if you aren't grown, then you probably shouldn't be here. :)

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[mens-rights-activia]

2020:

[mens-rights-activia]

2026:

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[tredlocity]

red dead and beyond

[tredlocity]

bed bath redemption

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[narcissistcookbook]

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

[kinuko]

[realest-slenderman]

please

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

God being a writer would be so great if I didn't have to write anything

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait I just remembered that ai books exist and the empty spectre of being a writer without writing anything suddenly gave me the urge to eat nails. Post rescinded. I'll write the fucking chapter.

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[pocketphoenix]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square