Monarch of Naps™

keep on keeping on | current interests: IF Stories - Media Crossovers - fics that are a few hundred thousand words too long to be starting at 3AM

[roamingmoss]

Well'p.

I've been roaming these parts for a while now, and I guess I should introduce myself for those who might care.

Name: I go by RoamingMoss (formerly ChaoticDingbat), I'll also answer to Moss.

Pronouns: My pronouns are they/them, or ey/em if you feel particularly adventurous.

Age: Creeping up on my 30's, fast and furiously.

This blog is just a place for me to enjoy/express myself. The things I post/reblog will be all over the place, so expect nothing less than a disjointed mess.

DNI: Listen, if I don't like the cut of your jib I'll use the block button. Likewise, if you see something on my blog that you don't like, just use the block button. We're all grown here. And if you aren't grown, then you probably shouldn't be here. :)

[redstonedust]

my worst habit as a writer is that i lovveeeeee to expand on families as character and worldbuilding but then i have to sit here like. is there any possible way for me to introduce "has an aunt whos a postal worker and single mother trying to bounce back from a recent divorce' into the narrative. can i naturally drop my aunt lore. its important to me.

[kosmogrl]

[help-me-yes]

[youngmikosbabymama]

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[estro-boi]

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

[estro-boi]

we aare the ones to who dared to make the sandwich

[evevoli]

if she's your girl why is her leitmotif in my battle theme

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[brucespringsteen]

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also