you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER

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@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Three Goblin Art
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@rocketsandstuff
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
Recycled tumblr humor
10k notes
pun repeated in italics
“did you just” added
supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn
comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything
Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr
comment expressing utter hate for posts like these
Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS
what was old is apparently new again
Someone saying this post is a must reblog
someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated
The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog
Happy 10 years to this post
Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014
sentence with the right number of syllables for the haiku bot worm
sentence with the right
number of syllables for
the haiku bot worm
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"
Why?
KNITTING TYPO
thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...
In the spirit of penis
*nods sagely* in the spirit of penis
(by positanolife75)
BESPOKE
first and foremost it documented this blur that had become our lives. this record more than any of the others has always reminded me of night time- both the anxiety of insomnia and the peace of being awake when everyone else is asleep. i remember before we released it i used like a security blanket listening and trying to fall asleep. i really appreciate everyone who gave this one a chance.
INFINITY ON HIGH FEBUARY 6, 2007
i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007
types of band member timelines on wikipedia:
the main character and his rotating cast of bandmates
at least three different lineups with completely different people
the same group the entire time except one of them dies :(
trying out three or four different bassists until finding the right one
trying out three or
four different bassists until
finding the right one
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
After the Rain
whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened
Um excuse me that's not lipstick on a pig. That's eye shadow and mascara on a pig. Clearly there's a difference.
Miss Piggy has a history of getting carried away with lipstick.
Miss Piggy has a
history of getting carried
away with lipstick.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society
the prevalence of the “6 7” usage today is because the children crave the season six episode seven masterpiece that is “once more with feeling”
unrestrained summer fun
Right before I scrolled down I mumbled “unrestrained summer fun” to myself and then yelled when I saw the caption.
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
doctor ordered seaside retreats for everyone