Salty Cracker

how did I get here also they/he

[saltinecrackerss]

All the moots have intro posts so I’ll throw one up here too.

You can call me Salty, I go by he/they pronouns, I am a minor, if you find that to be relevant.

Uh I have a lot of fandoms but some of my more tumblr prone ones are:

Stardust Rhapsody

Sherlock Holmes media (specifically Sherlock & Co though I am not up to date on it, forgive me)

Newsies

Heated Rivalry (though more specifically Role Model)

Chonny Jash (more recently, so I haven’t listened to all of his songs)

Project Hail Mary

Iron Lung

Edge of Midnight

Most of Legends of Avantris, actually…

Spies are Forever

Hatchetfield

Sanders Sides

Ilia Malinin (cool guy)(though I’m not a fan of rpf)

Batman (and family)

X-Men (PEAK)

Marvel, generally

PJO (and related series)

Cinder Spires

A lot more idk I’m tired forgive me

DNI homophobes, transphobes, biphobes, all the queer-phobes

Proshippers

Gen AI supporters

Those who cannot understand that some people just don’t like stuff.

Supports of the current American administration

Jerks, generally.

Block me if you want to I don’t really care.

Block anyone you want to, I suppose, but don’t be a jerk about it

Anyway stay funky have fun drink water

[rainbowppl]

[metamorphosisofthespirit]

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

[aquatixwitch]

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

[thisblogded-deactivated20220319]

stay safe

[safitheartist]

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

when they think we’re mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl don’t forget this

topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please

[bnushtird]

[saltinecrackerss]

Okay just shoot me in the stomach why don’t you

[tyvolio-lantern]

sorry i just finished young sherlock (SPOILERS!!!!!!!) moriarty just being around for all the holmes family drama is so funny to me. people will be screaming their heads off and he's just :) in the background. nobody once said "hey this guy isn't a part of this, he has no business here". he's just part of the family now. both sherlock's mother and father took one look at him and went "oh cool sherlock has a boyfriend good for him" and just ran with it.

[galaxyspeaking]

possessive

[fallencrown02]

Short lived peaceful morning…

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[saltinecrackerss]

It’s evolving…

[remysrogue]

apocalypse: rise, my Horseman of Death. I have defied god and brought you back to life. prepare to do my biddi--

gambit:

[dxrkeyes]

[saltinecrackerss]

Ow

[remysrogue]

I've been waiting for over two years to make this post

[saltinecrackerss]

SPOILERS‼️: The episode 8 church scene was beautiful but where in the HELL WAS JEAN LUC. COME GET YOUR KIDS PLEASE GOD

Also do we think someone came to tell Jean Luc that Remy was dead, or that he found out his youngest son was killed, a tragic sacrifice for his people, from the 5 o’clock news? Did a public servant, an x-men, a reporter, anyone, come to tell him that his child was dead? Or did he find out himself? He saw the heroic X-man who gave up his life to protect the remaining survivors of a genocide, a picture on the television, a report on the radio, and had to come to terms with the fact that the savior they depicted was his son? The street rat who tried to pickpocket him all those years ago? Did anyone come to tell Belladonna, Robert, Mercy? How do they tell Jean Luc now, that his boy, put in the ground, had been ripped from it by a monster, twisted and broken like an object, not his son?

Food for thought ig

[lonelywitchversion13]

Disrupting a wedding AND trying to kill Remy?

[saltinecrackerss]

I love them all (maybe not Cable) but they can fuck off (not Jubilee and Sunspot, love them 🫶). Same with X-Factor. Love you all, get tf out 🙏

[t1redallthetime]

Comment on The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals video:

I actually can’t stop laughing at this

[saltinecrackerss]

Holy what the hell

[saltinecrackerss]

Sprinting to catch up to date on Sherlock & Co, I’ve listened to about thirty episodes in two and a half days

I’m so pilled

[musical-sappho]

And I went to the doctor 🙂 I went to the mountains 🙂 I looked to the children 🙂 I drank from the fountains 🙂 There's more than one answer to these questions 🙂 Pointing me in a crooked line 🙂 And the less I seek my source for some definitive 🙂 Closer I am to fine 😄

[saltinecrackerss]

I’ve had these lyrics down since elementary school don’t play with me /lh

[saltinecrackerss]

I’m not ashamed to admit that it took me until double digit age to realize that the D of the Disney logo wasn’t a backwards G. I can still only see it as a D if I really try. It’s naturally a backwards G, and despite the fact I knew it was a D, somehow, I never once saw how it was a D. It took until I was at least ten to realize. It’s what Gisney deserves.