Anxious Yet Caffeinated

how did I get here also they/he

[saltinecrackerss]

All the moots have intro posts so I’ll throw one up here too.

You can call me Salty, I go by he/they pronouns, I am a minor, if you find that to be relevant.

Uh I have a lot of fandoms but some of my more tumblr prone ones are:

Stardust Rhapsody

Sherlock Holmes media (specifically Sherlock & Co though I am not up to date on it, forgive me)

Newsies

Heated Rivalry (though more specifically Role Model)

Chonny Jash (more recently, so I haven’t listened to all of his songs)

Project Hail Mary (and Iron Lung, soon…)

Edge of Midnight

Most of Legends of Avantris, actually…

Spies are Forever

Hatchetfield

Sanders Sides

Ilia Malinin (cool guy)(though I’m not a fan of rpf)

Batman (and family)

X-Men (PEAK)

Marvel, generally

PJO (and related series)

Cinder Spires

A lot more idk I’m tired forgive me

DNI homophobes, transphobes, biphobes, all the queer-phobes

Proshippers

Gen AI supporters

Those who cannot understand that some people just don’t like stuff.

Supports of the current American administration

Jerks, generally.

Block me if you want to I don’t really care.

Block anyone you want to, I suppose, but don’t be a jerk about it

Anyway stay funky have fun drink water

[boyblogdog]

PRIDE REBLOG GAME

what was your lgbtqiap+ awakening?

mine was that one episode of my babysitter’s a vampire where ethan dressed up as one of the cheerleaders.

tags: @ach1lles-heel, @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani, @human-n0-l0ng3r, @purezjirai, @cy-more-like-cry + anyone else who wants to join in!!!

[eli-eli-lema-sabachthani]

for my pansexual awakening, i was watching pokemon (indigo league) and i was entranced by both Jessie and James

for my transgender awakening, my sisters were watching a one direction music video and i YEARNED to look like Harry Styles for some reason. I then realized that I only wanted to look like Harry Styles cuz Harry Styles was a boy.

yeah

tags: @fortheloveofgrantaire, @classicalangelzz, @artticfennec, @veemp3, @nervousyoungboything, @somesharkguy, @astralduck08 + open!!

[classicalangelzz]

i think my very first "i love women" moment was when i was four and i saw maria reynolds in hamilton for the first time... i was CAPTIVATED. it probably took me longer to learn that i was into guys at all than girls tbh and hhmmmi think christian borle might have been responsible for that ...?gulp.

my genderqueer awakening was hedwig and the angry inch and im so serious. after watching the movie for the first time i knew that there had to be so much more to me than just being a girl:)

i guess i have to thank musicals for my being gay bru

tags: @thegreatestchai (i dont think ive ever heard this from u surprisingly), @cosmicbrown1es , @doktorcringenfailen , @allnumbb , @havent-prayed-tnght , ++ open!!!!

[cosmicbrown1es]

during covid i saw a bunch of like "lgbtq tiktok compilations" on youtube and i was like THIS IS SO MEE oh and also serena from pokemon xy 😍 i had a big fat crush on her

for my trans awakening Um that was probably likkkeee hunter from the owl house 🤔 but i really dont know i kidn of just slowly faded from cis girl to genderqueer to trans guy to genderqueer trans guy lmao

@arteei @linguinemunch @centipaw @sleepyeyedstare + OPEN TAGS!!! all /nf !!!!!

[raysnewlow]

I watched the anime Cardcaptor Sakura I was thirteen: seeing this one character I related to come to terms with his queerness and get into a relationship with his close friend made me realize I was in the same situation. I’ve always sort of known I was different and figured I would end up queer, this was just sort of a confirmation.

@freaknix @finsettoland @just0liveoil + anyone else who wants to continue the chain!

[freaknix]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!!

searched up the definition of genderqueer at the ripe age of 12 years old and thought to myself "I've never felt like i am just one gender. I've never felt like a girl. I never really felt like much of anything." And then everything started making more sense...

@kevinpricethebottomisallamerican @cheesethedonkey @idylls-oftheking @barelyapersonatall +ANYONE WHO WANTS TO!!!

[musical-sappho]

Probably wonder woman was when i was just like "woah.. women are sso pretty"

And then for gender what are you, a cop

@saltinecrackerss @sillycar3000 @beenielx @linguinemunch @queer-globe +any of my other favorite moots (you know who you are)

[saltinecrackerss]

Okay, sexuality? I learned men could like men on Warrior Cats RP on Roblox, and then lesbians, bisexual, etc, then went “yeah no I probably like girls”

Gender? Broadway Newsies Proshot. “Woah, boys can be like that, and not like my brother? I want to be like that” wore a newsie cap for months

@musical-sappho you tag me I tag you

[saltinecrackerss]

Just explained to my mother who Markiplier was and the first time I said his name she went “multiplier??” and when he came on screen she went “that’s Mark-ipiler??🤨” and it was so funny oh my god

[saltinecrackerss]

So I’m not saying that Project Hail Mary is Time Machine Reprise coded, but…

“When I didn’t know that I didn’t know the tune, but still played it through” uh pre-remembering the betrayal Grace core? Like he didn’t know that he wasn’t supposed to be here, but did the task anyway.

“So look, oh god, look at what you've done now to me, locked into eternity” he’s, how you say, locked on a spaceship for the rest of (his) eternity.

“Wait, no please wait! No, I’m not listening” Oh, hello Grace, Stratt, “you’re murdering me!”

Anyway, go listen to Chonny Jash’s Time Machine (Reprise) it’s so peak

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[musical-sappho]

I had a crush on the moon as a kid dont tell anyone

[saltinecrackerss]

Don’t worry I won’t :D

[lutheban]

nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?

nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine

this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^

[medusafish]

⚠️ Spoilers below! ⚠️

[saltinecrackerss]

OHHHH peak? Oh my goodness? Oh my darkness? PEAK?

[musical-sappho]

You sing solos and play recitals and write song bits of sonnets for victory bells better worshippers will sway you to.

You write essays teachers weep at and wish they wrote instead, you write stories that make readers throw fits because they wanted to know those words too.

You're sociable and funny enough to make most people love you, you can laugh and have others laugh too.

You cry at one C but it makes me wonder how you see me, if you say you're average what does that make me?

You can call yourself the median but who am I compared to the world that you see what you've achieved in?

You can play perfectly a promising prose taught to you by a professional producer of piano or a pretty pitched philharmonic, but i can barely pluck a pizzicato

Perfect hair perfect eyes perfect grades perfect life while I have less

You're a teachers lap dog who never barks or bites, I wonder how you compose yourself so elegantly as to never engage in fight.

Its not absurd to have wishful thinking, but what if I wished I was you? Whether you call it flattery or insult I wish I didn't care what you choose.

Im sorry I put you on pedestals for my pistil petal ramblings. But I need your wit your smile and your trick, to be as worthy as you are of love.

In the end I just want someone to miss me or hug me or love.

[musical-sappho]

Hey, hey, its gonna be okay. Ryland Grace whimpers and whines when Simon kisses him, alright? It'll be alright bud.

[saltinecrackerss]

I’m not trying to question or dox you, but are you sure that class is the best place to post this? /lh Freak <3

[musical-sappho]

AA MAYBE

[saltinecrackerss]

Yeah but the tags on the original post… I agree but… in class?

[krkrymer]

[freaknix]

@sillycar3000

[sillycar3000]

oh wow. Let me genuinely internalize this. This is important to me.

I need more art where Sherlock is being just generally a freak and some of things he does can be seen as sexual but he just does it for curiosities sake. On my desk by midnight

[musical-sappho]

@saltinecrackerss dude you gotta get in on this

[saltinecrackerss]

Picture me clapping like I’ve just witnessed a noble prize being awarded

[musical-sappho]

Hey, hey, its gonna be okay. Ryland Grace whimpers and whines when Simon kisses him, alright? It'll be alright bud.

[saltinecrackerss]

I’m not trying to question or dox you, but are you sure that class is the best place to post this? /lh Freak <3

[musical-sappho]

Tagging specific moots on posts of fandoms they like is kinda like setting out a bowl of food for the alley cat so you can gain itd trust and pet it, like, cmere, come come come, i got something for you, cmere please

[musical-sappho]

Cough cough

@saltinecrackerss

[saltinecrackerss]

Sorry, I forget tumblr exists for several days at a time, frequently.

But anyway please continue, this alley cat is pleased with the bowls :)

[musical-sappho]

🪤

Doesnt this cheese look yummy

[saltinecrackerss]

Oh! Cheese! If it’s Colby jack I might have to go grab a piece, under that conveniently placed shade…

[musical-sappho]

🪤

Haha yeah just come here..... i want to pet you....

[saltinecrackerss]

Oh well, what’s the harm in that. I’ll just mosey on over…

[musical-sappho]

Tagging specific moots on posts of fandoms they like is kinda like setting out a bowl of food for the alley cat so you can gain itd trust and pet it, like, cmere, come come come, i got something for you, cmere please

[musical-sappho]

Cough cough

@saltinecrackerss

[saltinecrackerss]

Sorry, I forget tumblr exists for several days at a time, frequently.

But anyway please continue, this alley cat is pleased with the bowls :)

[musical-sappho]

🪤

Doesnt this cheese look yummy

[saltinecrackerss]

Oh! Cheese! If it’s Colby jack I might have to go grab a piece, under that conveniently placed shade…

[musical-sappho]

Tagging specific moots on posts of fandoms they like is kinda like setting out a bowl of food for the alley cat so you can gain itd trust and pet it, like, cmere, come come come, i got something for you, cmere please

[musical-sappho]

Cough cough

@saltinecrackerss

[saltinecrackerss]

Sorry, I forget tumblr exists for several days at a time, frequently.

But anyway please continue, this alley cat is pleased with the bowls :)

[saltinecrackerss]

I love living in the North because there’s a bird howling outside of my window. Like, you’re not supposed to do that. Grow up. I love you.

[esotericreason]

sketchbook doodles

[saltinecrackerss]

👏👏👏😭😭