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[flurty]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Move him to the penis explosion chamber"

[shiny-shrike]

@eloquenceandemphasis

[cowpokeredeemed]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

The Gnome That Makes Snow Angels In Your Kitchen (Deceased)

[demilypyro]

I think the show kept saying things I already internalized years ago, and thereby the message was lost on me. I've never once idolized princes or thought cars are cool. I was disillusioned with masculinity from the start, and I've never seen the world through the rose tinted glasses of an innocent young girl. I was, from the start, a broken girl, twisted into a man's shape, and I unpacked and moved past the whole gender thing years ago by now. The shadowplay did not compel me, since I was never welcome in Plato's cave.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

madam i must say: "The shadowplay did not compel me since I was never welcome in Plato's cave" goes hard as fuck. thank you

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[furball-cheezit]

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice”

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[warmfuzz-ies]

Uhh

[ho-ho-homosxual]

yo wait does this actually still work???

[stanley-the-coolest]

DOOT DOOT

[the-evil-possum-deactivated2025]

:0 doot doot?

[justshinythings]

i must say, i am curious to see what becomes of this

[smolwriter]

doot doot?

[tearsofthefungus]

Aint no way

[helpmemiku]

i wonder….

[snipemeout]

is it still around?

[helpmemiku]

it is! I got the ask today lol

[purgatory-waiting-room-offical]

hmm.

[blooket-offical-deactivated2025]

for science!

[community-notes-real]

Readers Added Context:

There’s literally no way

[makeitfast9052]

THEY FUCKED UP ITS A HUMAN YALL WTF

[communistsgaycousin]

if it is a human, doing this for thirteen years is crazy and i respect their dedication to the bit so much

[booknerd2712]

Lemme test hehe

[t-bird510]

I send hugs buddy!

*SENDS HUGS!!!!*

[cup-of-lavender-tea]

INJEED TO SEE IF THIS WORK

[kuniidealz]

if this works ill scream

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[katelyn-danger]

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.