Shitpost Erickson

this blog exists for later aya to laugh at stupid shit.

[marco3173-deactivated20240805]

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

[cavalierprimetime]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

Me shouting at my rash ointment

[fuck-philip-banks]

great post everyone

[kowsheennya]

[jakeperalta]

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

[thetomlinsonway-deactivated2024]

Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.

[meangirlnurse]

celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

[thetomlinsonway-deactivated2024]

I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.

I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.

Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.

What a strange happenstance!

NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!

[meangirlnurse]

i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

[meangirlnurse]

us: celebrities aren’t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages

someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they’re about to sound: yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it’s reading a book about diarrhea* 

[petits-pois-carcinogenic]

Bad ending

[blue-cat-shitposts]

@mapo-leon

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[screaming-skvll]

Bringing this to the people I know on Tumblr and asking if y’all knew this was out there

[epilepticsaints]

[noirandchocolate]

this is a daddy long legs for cars

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[talus-the-broken]

Women want me.

Fish want me.

I live in constant fear of mermaids.

[sleepy-bebby]

[mentalwires]

(via @skluug)

[galahadwilder]

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

[sunfoxfic]

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

[queer-cosette]

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[galahadwilder]

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

[queer-cosette]

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

[queer-cosette]

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

[galahadwilder]

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

[queer-cosette]

actual real-time footage of how quickly glup shitto falls into the trashcan after being buttered

[autumnimagining]

i hate that i understand all of this

[turnipfritters]

absolutely haunted by this image

[halfsey]

[venort]

[juliathefacesofevil]

fish want me to fuck women

[blattella]

when i am kissing a woman there are always sea beasts like barnacle ostracod etc. there cheering and celebrating so loudly for me.

[ermingarden]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[fraddit]

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[campyvillain]

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

[foxgirltail]

Fish pretend to want me for clout

[foxgirltail]

Women pretend to want me for trout