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if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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sheepfilms
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
i don't do bad sauce passes
styofa doing anything
Cosmic Funnies
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@silverdawere
friends, lemme share this little gem with you
FIRST! The inner flap:
oh dear indeed…
some people crayons are jerks.
:’(
:D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))
i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it
i lovethis so much
trans… trans crayon?
Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable
The most adorable 😃
Hey y’all in case you don’t know there’s going to be a YouTube walkout happening from December 10th-13th in response to the new terms and agreements YouTube put in place. According to the new terms they’re allowed to delete channels if they don’t meet community guild lines, which historically for them has included LGBT related channels and content.
Many creators are not posting during this walkout and is asking for people not to use YouTube unless it’s related to the UK election (if you live the UK and still want to participate in the walkout but need to use YouTube to stay on top of election info I think there’s a UK one from the 13th-16th too!)
Anyway fuck those new terms and I’m gonna be deleting my YouTube app on my phone until the 16th.
[Image description: white text on a (mostly) black field: Join the YouTube WalkOut December 10th to December 13th 2019; the phrase “YouTube WalkOut” is inside a red square like the YouTube logo. Description Ends]
Reblogging for the additional info on the alternative dates for people in the UK. Good luck Storming the Castle, I mean: With the Election!
Oh, heck! Go ahead and storm the castle, too, if you’re up for it!
Aww fuck, I had no idea! Signal boosting and tagging some folks who might want to spread this:
@vampireapologist @vaspider @seananmcguire @historicity-was-already-taken @irresponsible-black-unicorn @itsagifnotagif @kaijuno @thebibliosphere @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @bitchesgetriches
If you can, please reblog so that folks know and can tell YouTube to fuck off with this bullshit
I still can't believe he used that quote on me 🤣🤣
people that are celebrating pewdiepie’s home getting broken into and him and his wife getting their shit jacked are pretty disgusting lmao
Awww someone mad that the nazi baby got they shit taken 😢
is the reblog right after this literally one about the unfunny neckbeard deathcamp one note deathcore band that i made? you weirdoes are fuckin obsessed and have completely fried your sense of empathy with this.
pewdiepie is an idiot, but he’s not a damned nazi.
and he does not deserve to have his house broken into like nobody deserves to have their shit broken into.
i know people that have had their places broken into, and even when they “only” live in a shitty apartment and got a cheap pair of speakers stolen, they were really torn up and shaken up over those speakers because it’s not about the fucking material goods, it’s about the sense of security and safety being violated. it’s about a traumatizing event where you don’t feel safe afterwards. his wife said there’s stuff that can’t be replaced, like nicknacks they inherited or jewelry that can’t just be bought and replaced, but fuck that guy since you can’t even see anything besides someone’s net worth, right?
you are the American Psycho that Ellis was writing about. you have warped your brain and commodified interactions, and literally can’t tell anyone apart because you have deep fried your brain by seeing only the net worths and salaries that people make, but you pretend that shit is woke.
you say nazis fuck off, but you sublimated those very same dehumanizing values within your very core.
delete your account, go offline, and make something of your life that’s not defined by some bizarre antagonism. your life will improve 3fold overnight, i guarantee you, and maybe you’ll stop this idiotic thing where you decide to do things just to piss off your daddy and act like a fucking adult.
Internet: Toxic Youtuber Is Accused Of Something Horrible Like Rape Or Grooming Teenage Girls For Sex, Or Straight Up Poses With And Makes Jokes Next To A Dead Body
People That Say They Are Taking Down Problematic Youtubers:
Markiplier, Jontron, Pewdiepie Or Any Other Million Plus Popular Youtuber: *opens mouth to speak*
People That Say They Are Taking Down Problematic Youtubers: GWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOW FUCKING DARE THEY LISTEN TO ALL THAT RACISISMSISMS
The daughter of Jester Lavorre is green.
The father is a half-orc, a sailor-turned-paladin, a champion who protected the balance of nature. They had a clandestine love affair before he was lost at sea, and now she stares out the window at night, longing to see him again.
“Hold on,” someone from the other end of the bar says, “that can’t be right. I just met him the other week, he was hunting a morkoth out by Rumblecusp.”
The father is a wizard, a master of magic, the man with panacea in his pocket. When his beloved was ill in her pregnancy, he made a potion to save her and her child. Her greenness was a stain that the potion left on the infant child.
“What potion was this?” an artificer asks, leaning across the table. “No, really, what was the potion. Because I can name five potions that I’d recommend before one that would turn a baby fucking green.”
The father was another woman, a monk wise with forbidden and secret knowledge. To have a child of their own, they performed an ancient ritual. But something went awry, and the child they created turned green.
A halfling sighs and pinches the bridge of their nose. “Wouldn’t they just adopt?”
The father is a god of green cloak and green power. His fey blood runs through the daughter’s very veins, and her greenness is proof of his might.
“If you hand me a pamphlet right now, I’ll fucking slap you with it.”
The father is a green dragon.
“No scales.”
The child was cursed by a green hag.
“No hags been round here for centuries.”
The child is really a goblin.
This one actually gets some consideration. Then - “Too tall,” someone says.
The child is really a troll.
“Too clever.”
The rest of the night - as with the rest of most nights - carries on this way in the tavern.
Unseen on the second floor landing, a green tiefling listens with evil glee as the debate rages on.
A voice right in her ear says, “Helloooo, Little Emerald? You’d better not be sneaking off into bars to spread rumors again.”
She grins. “They are spreading themselves, Mama! You should listen to them, they say I’m a troll, and a goblin, and a hag, and a dragon, and that I was cursed by a fairy prince, and that-”
She’s still listing monsters off her fingers when her mother speaks in her ear again. She sounds like she’s grinning. “All right, my little goblin-dragon-troll. Your Auntie Veth and Uncle Yeza are here.”
Harlequin Lavorre pulls up her cloak, slides down the banister, whispers, “The daughter of Jester Lavorre is really a fairy princess!” into a nearby ear, not because it was true but because it sounded interesting, and disappears into the streets of Nicodranas.
The daughter of Jester Lavorre is green.
Perhaps only she knows why.
kind of a quick messy piece but reading this made me instantly fall in love with this gremlin so have art
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
I’ll reblog it.
m8 i talk to my internet friends every night
boi yesss
I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD
@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3
@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend
@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals
damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD
I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same
I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…
I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…
Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys
I’m so using this info in my Are Online Friends Real Friends? College paper :)
Hey! I just want to say that my therapist says that he’s really glad I have my online friends!! He says that I have a meaning relationship with my online friends and says that I even look happier when talking about them. He says that they’re real friends.
TLDR; professional therapist says that online friends are real friends
Literally my online friends have been the only people of keeping mentally stable over the past few months
my online friends keeping me sane/letting me rant about my family/giving me a new family <3 <3 <3
I want to meet you all!
I don’t have many internet friends (on here anyway) but I will prove I am not a predator!
My Internet friends changed me for the better
My Internet friends have been better than my real life friends
^ same
I wanna meet my online friends and also I’m not a friggin predator/pedophile
Your Simple Fantasy Name
Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.
Tag yourself, I’m Ley.
I’m fucking jon.
At least you’re not rat.
Mine is Cgs. How the fuck do you pronounce that?!
Mtz
Her/Ler… I’d prefer it with my deadname honestly, Aer sounds way cooler
Deo. I’m Deo
Sin, that’s amazing 😂
Lre
How is that even pronounced?
the most terrifying abbreviation ever: Mon
Pnd
I’m apparently Sen?? Kinda disappointed ngl😂
cos
mow
helo, am
ORT
Lis/Kis
ayo. i’m jan, what’s your name?
GLL
WTF AM I A FUCKIN ROBOT FISH
I’m fucking Jon XD Or Lar if I use my online name
It’s me
ILA
hello everyone, i am
J r o
//… Lie….
Eok -_-
Heyo im Hon, not Solo
POLICE were horrified to discover a six-year-old boy covered in blood and his crazed mum, naked and urging police to kill her after stabbing him 25 times.
Cops had arrived at the property in Henderson, Nevada after a troubling call from the six-year-old in which he can be heard screaming “don’t hurt me,” and “she’s trying to kill me.”
The mum, named in local media as 37-year-old Claudia Nadia Rodriguez was found by cops completely naked and saying: “They’re trying to kill each other. They’re making us do it. We got to kill each other.”
When approached by officers she reportedly screamed: “You got to kill me,” and was "agitated.“
A struggle ensued with the two male officers, with shocking body cam footage showing a naked Rodriguez grabbing one of the officer’s guns as they both try to wrestle it off her.
According to reports, the 37-year-old managed to shoot the gun once, but no officers were harmed.
Rodriguez was shot at the scene, later dying from her injuries at Sunrise Hospital and Medical Centre.
The youngster was taken to University Medical Centre in Las Vegas where it was discovered he had been stabbed 25 times by his own mum, police say.
The Henderson Police Department later released a horrifying photograph of the little boy’s blood-stained t-shirt.
The department also made public the harrowing 911 recording, in which the extremely distressed little boy can be heard screaming and begging his mum not to hurt him.
He also tells the operator through sobs: “She’s trying to kill me.”
However, he is reportedly doing well and expected to make a full recovery.
Both officers have been placed on paid leave while local police chiefs investigate the fatal shooting, which has been ruled as a homicide.
Further investigations after the incident have uncovered the woman had a history of domestic violence and is alleged to have “mentally and physically abused” two of her older children.
She had been arrested four times in the last four years on suspicion of domestic battery, and has one conviction of the same charge from 2017.
According to reports, the child’s father had been locked in a fierce custody battle with Rodriugez around the same time and was fighting for sole custody of the boy on the grounds that his mother was abusive.
But as of December that year the couple had joint custody of him.
So the mother who had already been convicted of domestic battery had joint custody, which allowed her to be in a position to stab her child 25 times. Top notch work there, court system. Poor baby, I hope his father is able to get him the help he needs to overcome this completely preventable trauma.
@dankshitlady
Fucking tell me about it.
I have seen so many articles where a mother murders / tortures her child to death right after she’s been arrested for the 4th 5th and 6th time for abusing her child.
I honestly don’t know what’s worse,the fact that there’s always a ton of people that know the mom is going to kill that child or the fact that so many horrible child abusing moms avoid jail time
because the Court doesn’t want to separate that child-abusing Mom from her child.
It’s like they know she’s a predator but they can’t bear to separate her from her favorite defenseless victim.
Call me crazy but I think separating a monsterous mom from her child is exactly what should be done.
On top of that, how was shooting her ruled a homicide when she was clearly a threat to everyone, especially having gotten a gun off one of the officers???
Yeah the shot she got off missed, but at this point, shooting her was 100% selfdefense on the part of the officers!
I know a lot of the times police shootings are sketchy to blatanty in the wrong, but here it’s like the opposite!
Apology Meta Part 1: Episodes 1-27 (The Empire)
For…reasons, I decided I’d split this meta up into 3 large sections: The Empire (episodes 1-27) The Pirate Arc (episodes 28-49), and Xhorhas (episodes 50-85).
Numbers and a long post incoming!
The Method
I’ve been using a word search tool on Critical Role Transcripts. Inclusion criteria: the words “sorry” and “apolo–” (root for apologize, apologizing, apologies). I looked at each instance of these words and tallied both who was apologizing and who was being apologized to by looking at surrounding context. Exclusion criteria: speaking OOC, “sorry” used in the sense of asking a person to repeat themselves, and “apology” being used in the sense of discussing apologies as a subject, rather than actively apologizing. Limitations: This method is reliant on the completeness of the transcripts it works off of. It can’t really gauge the sincerity of each individual apology, and it’s also possible for characters to apologize without using the words “sorry” “apologies,” etc–Caleb and Yasha for instance are apt to apologize without using these words, and this method does not count those apologies. Interrater reliability is also nil–I did NOT double check this work or ask someone else to code the transcripts to compare.
Part 1: Who Apologizes the Most?
Beau takes the cake here, followed a bit distantly by Caleb, and then Nott. But let’s take a closer look on exactly who everyone is apologizing to:
Fjord, though middling in his apology number, splits his apologies evenly between the party and outside NPCs, whom he apologizes to usually in an attempt to curry favor or run a con. Within the party, he has a marked preference for holding himself accountable to the group at large, rather than apologizing to individual members.
Beau also has a roughly even split between inter/intra party apologies, though in contrast to Fjord, she has a preference for apologizing to individual party members. Her strong connection with Jester and Fjord–the original triad–manifests itself in an increased number of apologies as she seeks their feedback on interpersonal interactions.
Caleb apologizes almost as often as he draws breath when speaking to NPCs! His version of overbearing politeness manifests itself in an incessant stream of apologies. Also, a non-insignificant portion of his NPC apologies are directed at Frumpkin (poor cat!) Caleb is much more reserved when dealing genuinely with party members–like Fjord, he’s of a collective mindset and more likely to apologize to the group at large than to any one member.
As we move away from the top table “faces,” we encounter a group of people far less interested in smoothing things over with the outside world, and far more interested in smoothing over tempers within the party. Nott is unique here for being far more interested in Caleb’s opinion and forgiveness than anyone else’s.
Within the party, Jester apologizes most to those she perceives as being in distress. Her most frequent apologies are related to her healing not being enough, or over her decisions to help one party member over another.
Molly has lived a life of few regrets–despite his screentime and talkative nature, he has one of the lowest apology counts in the party. He and Yasha’s exclusivity as the circus band manifests as well in their lack of apologies–of Molly’s NPC apologies, the majority were directed towards other circus members. The one thing he does apologize for–twice–is for his past life which he doesn’t see as the party’s business cropping up to bother them all.
Yasha’s extremely taciturn nature may have contributed to her having the lowest apology count in the party–however, she is perhaps the most nondiscriminate in who she directs her apologies to.
Part 2: Who Gets Apologized to?
You know me: I believe that our language reveals all sorts of power dynamics, and one of those is the dynamic of who apologizes–and who is apologized to. So, who gets the most apologies from their fellow party members in the Mighty Nein?
Caleb holds somewhat of a lead here, due largely to the influence of Nott. Most party members have been apologized to roughly the same amount as they have apologized to fellow party members–with the exception of Beau and Nott, who have both apologized significantly more often than they’ve been apologized to, and Caleb, who has been apologized to individually far more than he’s apologized other individual party members.
Let’s take a closer look:
Unsurprisingly, Beau has been the main source of apologies to Fjord. Smh at Fjord thinking Beau doesn’t apologize!
Here Nott takes the lead, as they begin to forge a bond made from swapped secrets and confessions.
Caleb’s confession and “Bowlgate” had a discernible impact on these numbers. But Nott also had a tendency to apologize to Caleb despite his protests from the first episode.
Nott gets a fair amount of apologies both from habitual apologizers like Beau, and from more reserved people like Caleb and Yasha. Yasha’s apology for the group all making fun of Nott for eating children in fact stands out as one of the very few apologies Yasha has made at all!
Featuring: Beau beating Jester to a bloody pulp, an argument over spending money with Caleb, and copious Detective Duo shenaniganery
Neither Molly nor Yasha have received many apologies–which makes the distribution of apologies look more drastic than it really is. Nonetheless, Beau’s attempts to connect with Molly have had an impact here.
Similarly to Beau and Molly, Jester’s continued efforts to engage with Yasha have had an impact in the number of apologies she’s given in proportion to the rest of the party.
And finally: the NPC chart! As we can see, Team Human holds the lion’s share of apologies–no doubt that rough Empire upbringing, huh?
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
hthe-stark-knight-rises:
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
this is adorable tho
I don’t see it
kit look at the window
I don’t see it
GENUINELY CURIOUS
@onlyoneformeisme is this you
What is everyone screaming about? Guess I’ll reblog and see what happens?
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oh no
Apparently we’ve all decided Fitzroy Maplesyrup is just “sexy Griffin McElroy” and you might be confused as to what that could possibly look like and the good news is such a man does exist! Bad news? You’re all going to fucking hate it.
i will NOT be fielding questions at this time.
hey op? this hit me like a fucking gunshot to the chest, i can’t breathe
@criticalrolo
THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING IVE EVER BEEN TAGGED IN THANK YOU
happy halloween folks
[Video Description: Fanart series depicting Cassandra and Percy from Critical Role. Specifically, art of the two of them attempting to escape from the Briarwoods as teenagers. The clip is set to Dustbowl Dance by Mumford and Sons, with the lyrics appearing in each picture.
In the first picture, Cassandra is struggling to help Percy through the woods. Cassandra is a 12 or 13 year old girl. She has a mess of brown hair, multiple bloody cuts on her face, and her eyes and mouth are open wide. She is wearing a simple green dress. She has one arm around Percy’s shoulders and one fisted into his shirt, clearly trying to hold him up. Percy is very pale-skinned 16 or 17 year old boy, paler than Cassandra, whose skin is a shade or two darker. His hair is white, and he has blood all over one side of his face and dripping from his mouth. Percy is slumped over, though he has one arm thrown over Cassandra’s shoulders. He is wearing a green and brown fur cloak over a simple white shirt and brown pants. It is snowing, and there are many trees around them. The lyrics from Dust Bowl are written on the screen: “I’ve been kicked off my land” to the siblings’ right, and “at the age of sixteen” to their left.
The second picture is sectioned into two parts. In the top, to the left, is a close-up of Percy’s gaunt face. He is looking wide-eyed over his shoulder. There is blood streaking the left side of his face, from his temple past his eyes. He has a hint of darker hair above his ears. Next to him are the lyrics “and I have no idea where else” against a backdrop of snowfall and distant trees. In the bottom, to the right, is a close-up of Cassandra’s face and neck from beneath her nose down. She has a huge bleeding cut on her right cheek. She now has the fur cloak over her shoulders. Her mouth is still open wide. To her right are the lyrics “my heart could have” against a backdrop of snowfall and distant trees.
The third picture is of Cassandra alone. She half bent over, and she is staring wide-eyed at her hands, which are streaked with blood. Her hair and the cloak are whipping in the snowy wind. There are three black arrows piercing through her back and out of her chest. The lyric “been” is written to her right.
The fourth picture is a wide shot of Percy kneeling in the snow, in a small open space surrounded by trees. He has one knee planted, though his other leg is positioned like he may be trying to stand. He’s holding his left side, which is heavily caked in blood. He is looking in front of him. At the edges of the picture is Cassandra’s cloak in a pool of blood accompanied by a few arrows in the snow. The lyric above his head is “I placed all my trust at the foot of this hill.”
The fifth and final picture is of consists of one side of Percy’s face, his neck, and his shoulders on the left-hand side of the frame. His mouth is open, and he appears pained. There is blood on his shoulder. The lyric beside him reads “And now I am sure my heart will never be still.” End ID.]
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
Tis the season
no it isn’t??
Falalalalalalala
ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH
SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs
IT’S FUCKING JULY
ah, so we meet again cursed post-
I meeded to see this holy-
IT IS AUGUST 11TH YOU FUCKING BEAVER
It’s AUGUST 21ST WHY IS THIS HEEEEREEE
Tis The Season
to be Grinchy
Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr
Gr-Gr-Gr
GREAT
I like the fact that there’s a whole ass fucking timeline with this. You can see the dates and everything.
If I have to witness this so does everyone who follows me
@randowaffle if I have to suffer, you’re gonna suffer with me.
-wheeze- I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS
To my followers….
I’m not sorry
I have an idea
i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
Mission parameters set.
Fuck that noise.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?
The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
wh
who’s this..?
don’t even worry about it he’s fine
it’s fine
Not so friendly reminder Satan is anti map
“Do not harm children” -Rule 9 of The eleven satanic rules of earth
Amazing how even the religion with the one of the worst reputations is anti MAP lmaoooooo
Right? Also rule 5 “Do not make sexual advances unless given consent”
For people who expressed interest
I am not a satanist so I can not provide in-depth knowledge but there are many branches/types of satanism. Here is the ones I know of.. I might get a few things wrong but as said before I don’t practice satanism.
The Church of Satan: The church of Satan belives in no deity except for that of yourself! You are your own god/goddess. You worship yourself in the form of self-love, self betterment, happiness, and pursuing knowledge. To name a few. This branch of satanism encourages sex, but sexual acts towards children or animals are considered sins. (This church was founded by the man who wrote the satanic bible)
The Satanic Temple: Above all this branch encourages benevolence and empathy as well as the embrace of common sense and justice. This group does not worship Satan as a deity but rather as a figure off rebellion. Recently you may have heard that the temple erected a statue of Baphomet on public property in Detroit because of the city building a statue of the 10 Commandments. They also held a “Pink Mass” at the funeral of Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ mother. Gay couples were welcomed to the pink mass and encouraged to publicly display affection and wish for Phelps’ mother to be “gay in the afterlife.”
Luciferianism: Luciferians are most concerned with the pursuit of knowledge. They worship Lucifer (mostly as a symbol but some as a deity) rather than Satan. To them he embodies self-determination and liberation from the slave mentality. Luciferians’ main goal is to help people “take responsibility for their own life and act as an individual moral agent, using the full potential of their own genius and thereby optimizing possibilities.”
Christian-based Duo Theism: This is a very small sect of Satanism that differs greatly from the rest. Theistic Satanists believe in the Christian bible… but in the war between Satan and the Lord, they’re on the side of Satan.
Why isn’t this being spread more often? This is so interesting and awesome
This is actually pretty interesting….
today on “i didnt know i was a satanist”
the church of satan specifically does cool activist stuff, like insisting that if the Arkansas State Capital Building has a christian nativity scene, they have to allow this satanic Baphomet statue as well
I’m pretty sure the goal was to get the state government to admit it should not participate in religious celebrations, but those folks are SO stubborn they let this statue go up to keep their nativity scene.
Fucking fantastic, you funky little Satanists
wow I didnt know I needed a Luciferian in my life
As a Satanist (Satanic Temple) myself, its always nice when people show what we really believe!
I’ve read up on the church of Satan branch before and it bothers me so much when people mix up Satanists with Satan worshippers because look at Satanist morals!
I didnt realise there was actually a church of satan in Texas near me.
And it was advertising a drive where people could donate period sanitary products for people who needed them.
I just wanna point out another version of Christian Satanism that has cropped up now and again that suggests everything about the general premise of the Christian bible is correct, but supposes that the bible itself, and all branches of Abrahamic religion have been flipped around by the devil to make you worship him, and that Lucifer is the actual god. The devil is the one that organized religion is worshiping, which is why their symbol of power is the thing that killed christ, and all churches are built in ways that go against the instructions for what churches are allowed to be (no stairs, no jewels, no towering structures, no gold figures)
It would also be why some of those sects encourage hatred and judgement, something they’re also not allowed to do. In essence, everyone who goes to church or gets blessed by a pope is going to hell, but people practicing “witch craft” in a basement have figured out the real god.
I just can’t hear anything other than “Doc Cock ring”
