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prettypinkpansy

rare vent art from a few months ago

queer-and-longing

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

saint-yaint

This is the thing!

cal-is-a-cuddlefish

meepmoopmaap

dduane

…Takes a while, sometimes.

sinninghowlter

I’m going to cry. I was just venting about this to @khalixascorner and woke up to her sending me this. Hopefully one day soon it will get through my thick skull that my friends actually dont mind hearing me infodump.❤

existential-dread-in-the-am

I love this post but also I need to highlight how much this image

Is a mood

raevenlywrites

every time i see the first comic pass my dash without the second comic, I go out of my way to find it and reblog it. It gets better yall. It really does

theroundbartable

This actually made me cry. Holy shit!!!

ultirex

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

soviet-union-deactivated19911226

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

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Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

the-goddess-of-annoying

Ocean

monsterfucker-research-wizard

Northmost part of Sinaloa, Mexico, and I mean NORTHMOST

south australia

Ocean

Tiny lake

My other Merlin art

#ok but merlins thumb on Arthur’s lip #and Merlin’s barely exposed hip bone #make me feel like someone from the 1700s seeing an ankle

escuerzoresucitado

Woolly aphids

smugglethesweaters

Why do the bugs boogey?

#woolly aphids #insects #animals #dancing

noodles-and-tea

Screencap redraw or something

#its da boys

machinesonmute-deactivated20210

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

vangogh-vanhoe

smugglethesweaters

Yeah well no else can feel it for you. I feel like only you can let it in.

#ya know?#unless you’ve stolen someone’s skin in which case

mousegirlheart

mmm potato

smugglethesweaters

I think your hashbrown is a little expired there

#I don’t think there supposed to be so gray

mille-marteaux

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

mille-marteaux

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

mille-marteaux

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

mille-marteaux

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

shayminsh

is this you

mille-marteaux

yes

run

mortalmab

My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

mortalmab

Oh ye of little faith.

cipheramnesia

People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"

fayallir

casperarts

Always need to reblog the Post when I come across it

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

ladyadrasteia666

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

I am the person that is only loved in one night stands and coffee dates you will never know.

I am the person that people are envious of because I speak my mind and am always energetic.

I am the person that people hate, for I never know silence and silenced is a state I will never be forced into.

I am the sun to the Icarus’s that love me and fall, for I could never hold them in arms so tender that they know of peace.

I am the bull that is only know by its ferocity and will never know the greens of the pasture and rolling hillsides.

I am the bird whose song is meant for it and it alone, so is shunned when you hear my shrill.

I am the headache and the cure.

I am the cause and the fix.

I am the hurricane and the rain on droughted lands.

I am the person.

I am a person.

A person you will never bother to know for all I hold in my heart is on the cloth of my covered skin. My eyes hold no secrets and weep freely. My hands know not of the stillness of others, moving frantically as they burst from place to place never leaving as they were. My mouth shows not mercy. My ears twitch with the knowledge that pours from your mouth. My face is a world where people may read my soul as it is torn asunder in their gaze.

You will not know me, but that is alright.

Some days,

I think,

I do not know the dirt which I came from either.

#I hope you understand me #winter is really hitting me hard this year

annasinthewalls

spring is coming. Spring IS COMING. You will stand on soft grass again, and feel the sun kiss your cheeks and shoulders. you will eat of the same berries as the animals returned from their hibernation. you will hear the air alive with your collective breathing.

smugglethesweaters

But it’s so cooolddddd and sadddd

proteinmom

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

smugglethesweaters

And Utah

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lilyblisslys

who the fuck eats a cake like this

taibhsearachd

From experience... a bunch of feral teenagers who have acquired a cake and are absolutely unsupervised.

smugglethesweaters

I’ve never eaten a cake like this, but there was one time when I was still in highschool that me and a buddy wanted snacks for stargazing so we bought an entire cheesecake from Walmart and took it onto the roof of the car with us.

We didn’t think about forks but we both had our pocketknives on us because we had left them in our pockets during school on accident and so we used our pocket knives to cut up peices of the cake.

It was dark and we weren’t really worried about making nice cuts so when we turned on our flash lights to see, we saw the mangled remains of a cheesecake.

#storytime kinda

sisyphusshrugged

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

lolt64

bad news about the boulder everyone